To help our incoming first-year friends, we here at Bwog dot com have collected some advice that we would impart on our own freshman selves.

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Houses & homes is a summer series in which Bwog highlights the windows of CU students wherever they are. Today’s house and home is brought to you by Alma Bwogger Youngweon Lee from Paris with love. Submit your view and five senses to tips@bwog.com to be featured!

Bwogstrology is back to guide young first years in one of the most integral decisions they will make in college: which state they should get their fake from. Consult your rising sign when deciding! Bwog does not endorse the use of fake identification, but we do find it funny.  If you are a Leo, you […]

Ah yes, summer. Who needs an exclusive membership to a UES hot yoga studio when you have an all-access pass to New York’s (actual) hottest club – the Wretched Land of No God, Dante’s 0th circle, otherwise known as the boiling pits of an underground MTA subway station on a 85-degree sunny day? Like a rusty subway car (so […]

If you’re anything like we were, you’ve already thought A LOT about what you’re bringing to college. Here’s our essential list of things you should and shouldn’t be bringing to Barnumbia.  The Basics (Shit You Should Already Know To Bring)  Mattress pad/topper Social security card/birth certificate/passport (you’ll avoid having to overnight it when you inevitably […]

This Bwogger knows she won’t be touching anything remotely academic for the next three weeks at least. Maybe she won’t even leave the couch. Here are some Bwog Staffer recommendations for what to watch now that we’ve all finally been released for the summer!

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The Bwog Slack Server has faced God and walked backwards into Hell.

You’ve finished your final exams and declared “fuck you” to your final essays. What now? How should you spend your final hours on Columbia’s campus? How should you say goodbye? Look no further! Bwog Staffers have compiled this list of favorite ~goodbye traditions~ just for you.

Sarah Harty has a bone to pick with this so-called “Walkable Skylight.”

Ezra Koenig this, Ezra Koenig that. We get it, Vampire Weekend graduated from Columbia. This Bwogger knows we can’t all be VW fans, so here’s a playlist of Columbia alumni (and current students!) who are also artists/composers!

Are you about to jet set right out of here or are you still struggling? Take this quiz to find out and best of luck on the rest of your finals!

Didn’t get any senior scramble matches? zes2111 is a waaaaarm plate of scrambled eggs

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