Elevators are terrifying metal coffins that self destruct upon the act of jumping up and down. One particular elevator on our campus will deliver you through all nine circles of hell whether you jump, sit, or stand. 

On this episode of BIY (Bwog-will-show-you-how-to-do It Yourself), Staff Writer James Perry will show you how to make use of that sweet, sweet $10 of printing a week and bind your own books for class.

This semester, Bwog has a new Board! Get to know Isabel Sepúlveda (Editor-in-Chief), Eva Sher (Managing Editor), and Vivian Zhou (Internal Editor).

Senior Staff Writer Miyoki Walker would like you to know you were hella wrong for what you did. 

Daily Editor and Creative Writing Major Josh Tate finally comes clean about everyone’s favorite superstition.

The thing about buildings, is that they have names, and the thing about names, is that I can count the number of letters in those names and I have thoughts on that. 

Do you have like, really chonky shoes, or the complete antithesis (Chaco’s)? Find out what that says about you by taking this quiz!

In light of the hits and misses Bwog witnessed over the holiday, we have some recommendations for next year for those seeking their lovers’ favor.

Some may choose to sport a CU t-shirt. Some may opt for a Millie sticker on their laptop case. But what about the bright-eyed, first-semester first-year who spots a bedazzled Barnard thong in the bookstore and decides to show their school spirit in a more intimate fashion? That first year was me, and I’m here to tell you all about […]

Things that you should be doing in Milstein: studying. Things that you should not be doing in Milstein: the following.

Valentine’s day might have passed, but there is never a deadline for love. One bwogger writes a letter of appreciation to the people at the front desk: 

Come winter, Barnumbia misses the phallic fountains’ vigorous streams and the green majesty of the 33% of Columbia lawns that are randomly covered with that white material. Bwog suggests reopening those areas and closing the following instead:

Ever been in a really specific random mood and wished there was a playlist for it? Odds are it exists and was created by a Bwog staffer. Below is a collection of Bwog’s most niche and weird playlists organized by mood.

We’ve all been there.

Daily Editor Josh Tate expresses his love for his favorite halal cart the only way he knows: Dylanic verse.