Happy Halloween! Where are all my Barnard girls who somehow got into this school but still manage to procrastinate in every single aspect of their lives? This one’s for you!!

There’s something very, very strange in these old halls. Did Senior Staff Writer Jake Tibbetts’s classroom mix-up stem from a lapse in memory… or was it something more similar? Read on to find out.

Vibe Check (\vīb\•\chek\): A process by which a group or individual obtains a subjective assessment of the mental and emotional state of another person, place or thing.

I overheard you singing in the Diana 3 study room and so did literally everyone else.

Dear CU finance bros, Jealous of all your pals geeking out about their favorite alumni? Feeling lost, like you have no one you can look up to? Look no further, for what I’m about to share will have your heart beating faster than when you hear that there’s a UBS rep on campus.

I asked CC students to define some engineering terms, and the results were…interesting

A very serious and very real Barnard group is looking for a new member.

Hi, it’s me, telling you to take a nap and providing you with the information to do so. 

Columbia University in the American South? Bwog decided to simulate that possibility.

Senior staffer Levi Cohen on the dark horse of the prepared salad bar.

Do you have neighbors who have really loud sex, and who also happen to be assholes? Bwog is here to help.

Curious as to where you can escape from the feathered furies that run this campus? This anonymous bwogger will tell you the real hot spots where you can finally find peace and solitude…

Apparently it’s the Year of Water here at Columbia. Bwog jumps in on the bandwagon and drinks some water. This article just like WATERLICHT, except nobody wants to take pictures of it and there isn’t a line outside the club.

You know that moment when you’re fishing in your bag for your phone charger and gradually begin questioning why you haven’t felt it in there yet, and then your heartbeat quickens and the dread sinks in as you realize it’s not there? Yeah, it sucks. But it’s ok! Because we’ve all been there. 

Bwog is like Gossip Girl but better.