You asked, they listened. Smoothies are back at the Diana Center Cafe, available during dinner and late-night. Here are Bwog’s top smoothie creations to help you decide what to blend.

Last week, I accidentally made a dramatic moment unnecessarily more dramatic. And for that, I am sorry.

Senior Staff Writer Henry Golub ’84 names the plants.

It’s the collaboration between mediocre food and inspiring quotes you never knew you needed. On some level, you subconsciously manifested this post into existence. Congratulations.

Bwog hates the flu. Protect yourself and others this flu season with the Dracula cough.

Have you ever wanted to fight the sculptures on campus? No? Bwog fought them anyway.

JJ’s is a place of madness and chaos, a choose your own adventure tale that Staff Writer Alyse Rovner finds peace and comfort in. 

Deputy Editor Vivian Zhou and Staff Writer Caroline Mullooly review happy hour at Eli’s Wine Bar, a new spot in the place of the infamous Infamous Bistro at 1012 Amsterdam Avenue.

Curious as to how cold it is? Well, you’ve come to the right post. It’s Fucking Cold, and if you aren’t sure what that implies, I’m here to tell you.

One Bold, Barnard Bwogger ventured into The Stacks for the first time in search of a silent study spot. Instead, she met the lifeless, scared-shitless abyss known as The Stacks.

An account of the signs and omens which preceded the Wien laundry meltdown, and of the disorders surrounding its occurrence. It can also be added that those who were present during the disaster found out and gave an account of many things that happened during it, things that others did not know.

Serial procrastinator and stressed staff writer Nicki Camberg didn’t feel like studying for her midterms. Instead, she compiled all the things she and the rest of Bwog have been up to instead of being productive and furthering their education. 

What better way to spend your fall break than reading something that’s not required? (Gasp, I know right, radical). For today’s edition of Bwog Book Club, Bwogger Daniel Ortega-Venni brings to you the W.I.T.C.H. Graphic Novel series!

Pour one out for any TA on campus today.

When going out tonight, remember this: what if you become the Canadian Prime Minister in 40 years?