I turned the emo up to 100 for this one.

Start your education, and may the best drag queen win!

Being away from campus over break made me worry I’d never see a proper outfit again.

*Absolutely Clickbwait

A whole lot of Bwoggers got up to a whole lot of stuff during this spring break.

Everything is scary and dangerous and bad right now, but Bwog won’t be around this Spring Break to protect you. Never fear! Heed this advice and you just might survive the next week without us.

AKA how to be brought up at dinner that night.

Video Editor Shane Maughn explains why the sporadic, warm days are the epitome of perfection for all the Columbia students who can’t seem to appreciate them.

Midterms are the worst,
They make me hate everything.
End of this haiku.

Consider this an open letter to Dean Kromm herself.

Columbia’s mask mandate ends on March 14. What will we find underneath the N-95s and surgical masks?

Kind of looks like a periscope…or an eye!

Bwog coped with the stress of the season about as well as you’d expect.

I am well aware that the first line is a misquote and I do not care.

Archeologists have recently uncovered major literary artifacts from the marshes of Europe. Dating from around 1020 C.E., the pieces were immediately hailed as the best-preserved written work and the best-written work of the medieval period.