The most elusive organized crime family in New York City was found deliberating on campus last week.

Not following these rules won’t fly.

It’s time for a New Normal at Columbia.

All of your questions about choosing and procuring the most protective mask possible answered.

Where do those dang socks go after you lose them?

This week, Bwog sat down with Epiphany Larmey and Delaney Wellington, the Barnard juniors behind the Instagram account @whatisweecha. We learned about a campus-wide conspiracy, a statue of lies, and the greatest pursuit of truth this college has ever seen. Aditi Misra and Eliza Staples have the story.

This is a joke, but I am judging you.

Have you ever looked at your First Year Writing syllabus and thought, “I wonder which one of these girlbosses is most like me?” You finally have an answer! Below, you’ll (hopefully) find the vibe you emit via the course readings that have your favorite professors in a chokehold.

Cosmic supernatural concrete brings us life.

Got (carbonated) milk?

What does it all mean?

Bwog had a very eventful last week of online courses. Like…VERY eventful.

Channel your inner Elsa as you romanticize the sludgy remnants of a winter beauty.

Your Aunt Cheryl already said she was coming; you might as well come too.

Bwog turns 16 today! But how exactly did the birth go down in 2006?