Today, your little weekly invite to the ~hottest~ club on campus is wrapped up in a little poem! Fun!

An artistic critique of things my roommates have left in our apartment.

After a hectic couple of weeks, Bwog has finally been getting back into its routine.

If you’re feeling thirsty and indecisive, here’s a list of Bwog staffers’ current go-to liquid refreshments, whether we’re at Pret, Blue Java, Peet’s, John Jay.

The most elusive organized crime family in New York City was found deliberating on campus last week.

Not following these rules won’t fly.

It’s time for a New Normal at Columbia.

All of your questions about choosing and procuring the most protective mask possible answered.

Where do those dang socks go after you lose them?

This week, Bwog sat down with Epiphany Larmey and Delaney Wellington, the Barnard juniors behind the Instagram account @whatisweecha. We learned about a campus-wide conspiracy, a statue of lies, and the greatest pursuit of truth this college has ever seen. Aditi Misra and Eliza Staples have the story.

This is a joke, but I am judging you.

Have you ever looked at your First Year Writing syllabus and thought, “I wonder which one of these girlbosses is most like me?” You finally have an answer! Below, you’ll (hopefully) find the vibe you emit via the course readings that have your favorite professors in a chokehold.

Cosmic supernatural concrete brings us life.

Got (carbonated) milk?

What does it all mean?