Love Bwog? Love web dev? We have a proposition for you!

Help us hold the site together with visuals!

Do you relate to Charli XCX’s “Hot Girl”? Then you belong at Bwog.

Join us in Lerner 510 at 9 pm for an evening of probably no poetry but lots of fun.

Bwog is the place to be! But, how does one get there?

There are Martians in Morningside.

If your professor assigns these readings in the first week, run.

Please feel free to use these names as inspiration–just make sure to provide me with necessary monetary compensation for my immense creativity and intellect.

A time for vibes like no other.

Everyone did cool shit this summer, and with just a couple Columbia buzzwords, so did you.

You’ve seen Bwog mock other syllabi this week. Now prepare for Bwog’s very own comprehensive, official, totally real syllabus.

New semester, new conspiracy.

If you can’t find yourself, store-bought you is fine.

Attendance will be recorded.

Summer burned the brightest, but the darkness has consumed them.