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Actual Wisdom: Philip Protter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 4 Comments

The outpouring of actual wisdom continues with Statistics professor Phillip Protter, who talks surprisingly little about statistics and surprisingly a lot about football and coffee houses. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I click to save the world, therefore I am. Claim to fame: I took second in the mile relay for the state […]

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Bwog Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 1 Comments

Now seems like a pretty good time to reflect upon the past year, so we used a website called Poetweet to turn some of our tweets from this year into poetry. Poetweet kindly produced a sonnet, a rondel, and an indriso, and even titled the poems for us. Some of the stanzas are quite apt, and […]

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

By Phoebe Newton on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Per usual, science is terrifying and we’re all going to die. However, supposedly we’ll find love in the middle of [instert crisis here]? It’s a little unclear. Courtesy of the optimistic(?) Phoebe Newton, this edition of Bunsen Bwog is the apocalyptic version of spending an hour on WebMD (only to discover that you are for […]

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are almost over. Your ability to sit in a library for hours on end is running low. You’re starting to wonder if this is really your life, or some kind of hellish vision that your brain concocted during your freshman year of high school and has been punishing you with ever since. But don’t […]

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are a trying time – not only for our minds, but also for our hearts, bodies, and souls. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still have fun on the weekend … right? We’re stressed and we’re distressed, but we’re hanging on. At least, we’d like to think we are. And, as always, if you’d […]

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 3 Comments

With finals bearing down so heavily upon our backs, we could all use a little humor and a little wisdom. J.C. Salyer, term assistant professor in the anthropology department at Barnard, offers both. Also, cats. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I reject the cynical econometrics of your neoliberal biopolitics and its implication that […]

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Shit Our Notes Say

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals is a time of searching frantically back through your notes, fervently hoping that something you scribbled down in a lecture two months ago will help you pass your exam tomorrow. Bwog has been doing the same thing, but unfortunately, instead of stumbling upon useful insights, we only found strange doodles and barely-decipherable comments. Here, […]

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“Baking” With Bwog: The Many Uses of Oregano

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 6 Comments

Back in October, three Baker Bwoggers made “special” brownies – special in the sense that they contained pretzels and caramel. Two months later, after a semester at college and in the midst of finals, other Bwog staff writers decided it was high time to make some really special brownies. And by “really special,” we mean with oregano. It’s […]

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Bwog In Bed: Be Your Own Hero Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Yes, we know, it’s Monday. And not just any Monday – the Monday of finals week. To get through this trying time, you’re going to need courage, perseverance, and the kind of ridiculously positive attitude that will make all the cartoon villains resent you. Unfortunately, Bwog can’t give you an epic training montage, but we can […]

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Dark Night Of The (Final) Soul

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2015 1 Comments

As finals season comes to a close, the fall term is wrapping up in typically horrifying fashion. For this semester’s final installment of Dark Night, Bwog is bringing you the good, the bad, and the ugly. But, as usual, mostly just the ugly. Notes from the field of darkness: “Sat next to a girl in East Asian this […]

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From The Issue: Customs, But No Check

By The Blue and White on Dec 20, 2015 2 Comments

This article from the December issue of The Blue and White focuses on the experiences of international CU students and the trials and tribulations of finding (and keeping) work while in school. Customs, But No Check What the visa lottery means for international students at Columbia by Julie Moon A few weeks ago, Omar Abboud, SEAS ’16 and […]

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Senior Wisdom: Shai Dollin

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2015 4 Comments

Things get philosophical in today’s Senior Wisdom. This time we sat down with Shai Dollin to discuss rationalization of existence, regrets, and the real world. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Shai Dollin, joint program between Columbia School of GS and JTS, Neuroscience and Behavior major at Columbia and pre-med, and Talmud and Rabbinics major at JTS. I’m […]

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Theater MFA ’19 Presents A Frosty Yet Steamy ‘As You Like It’

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'the forest of arden' was seriously the best set change ive ever seen
'this is everything I'm bringing into 2019' - dude on the elevator on our way out
getting to the lenfest center was like a shakespearean drama all by itself
hi prof eisendrath! excited to talk about this play in class next week!
MFA directing thesis
shakespeare
speaking of drama how about that kcst competitive bakesale (#gocapulets)
this production had some AMAZING hats and scarves
yes this is my second time reviewing a production of 'as you like it' for bwog and yes i find that hilarious

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In Defense Of: McBain

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In Defense Of
is schapiro really that bad
mcbain
this is so passionate I love it
what a case made for the sophomore carmen

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Rejected Columbia Song Titles From Vampire Weekend

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anyone else going to the sing harmony hall in front of harmony hall event
bwop tart
is vampire weekend still relevant
vampire weekend
vampire weekend sounds like some kind of twilight-themed retreat

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Bwoglines: Sickness Edition

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bwoglines
cary elwes's ponytail deserves to die
is someone making heroin in the dorms
we love alex trebek
what would you do with the 800 year old head of a knight

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Non-Consensual Filming Reported In Broadway Hall Women’s Bathroom

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breaking

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The Woodbridge Of Oz

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they really were gonna do that homework
true story
what a concept
what if woodbridge went to oz
yes i'm doing homework right now can't you tell

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I Do Declare: CC Open Houses Are Still Going On!

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hallelujah!
it goes like this; the fourth; the fifth; the minor fall; and the major declaration
rip leonard cohen
the baffled cc student going to an open house
when's the next time in your life you'll be asked to declare something

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GSSC Updates On Food And Housing Insecurity

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apply for open positions
gssc
lerner or diana? who knows
short meetings are the best
student health is important
we love gs

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