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Barnard Housing Reviews 2016: Elliott Hall

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2016 0 Comments

We continue our yearly coverage of the incoming storm that is housing with Elliot Hall. Are you a Barnard student who badly wants a single? Don’t want the Quad meal plan? Want to meet some cool transfers and visiting students? Check Elliot out below. Location: 49 Claremont Avenue (Claremont and 119th) Nearby Dorms: 47 Claremont […]

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Bwoglines: Expand Your Horizons Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2016 0 Comments

The human embodiment of Cathedral Gardens, our potential President Hillary Clinton, was just a few blocks away yesterday for a rally at Harlem’s Apollo Theater. Bwog was too lazy to go. (C-SPAN) Want to spend a night surrounded by 35 sharks? Neither do we, but the masochists out there can delight in Airbnb’s newest contest that […]

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Columbia On My Mind

By Dakshina Chetti on Mar 30, 2016 0 Comments

Staff writer Shina Chetti returns with a follow-up to her original photo series, but this time shifts her focus to less wholesome, more personal experiences. Raw, unfiltered, HONY-style confessions (accompanied by photographs) are to follow, so consider switching tabs if you’re at work or around judgmental people. “Tell me about something that’s been on your mind.” […]

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Barnard Housing Reviews 2016: Hewitt Hall

By Bwog Staff on Mar 30, 2016 0 Comments

We’re continuing with our coverage of Barnard housing with Hewitt (the dorm, not the dining hall), a so-called “very solid choice.” But are your numbers high enough? Check out our comprehensive review, along with the rest of our Barnard and Columbia coverage to really get ready for the blood-frenzy that is room selection. Location: Barnard Quad […]

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If Presidential Candidates Were Housing Options…

By Bwog Staff on Mar 30, 2016 1 Comments

Imagine, in the middle of the night, a dorm swallowing up all of its inhabitants. It contorts itself, building beams straining for some greater purpose, brick and glass heaving and disintegrating, leaving behind…a 2016 presidential candidate. Which dorm is which candidate? What hall’s bones are infused with the gusto and idiocy of a dastardly Trump, […]

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Call For The Worst (Circles of Hell) Rooms At Columbia

By Bwog Staff on Mar 30, 2016 0 Comments

Do you hate your room? Do you really hate your room? We’re not just talking mild loathing, here—we want to know if you thoroughly, unequivocally hate your room. If your room caused you to fail a midterm, or lose a potential hookup, or gain a long-lasting injury. If your room is full of faulty heating vents, […]

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Housing Reviews 2016: McBain

By Bwog Staff on Mar 30, 2016 1 Comments

You might have the worst pick of the lot as a sophomore, but not all the options are terrible. McBain aka McPain aka Carman 2.0 might have a reputation that precedes it, but it’s still a very valid housing option and went quickly last year. After reading our review, feed your misery by checking out […]

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GSSC Gives Elections And Gala Updates Before Rushing Out

By Romane Thomas on Mar 30, 2016 0 Comments

GSSC was understandably consumed by basketball mania last night (s/o to a sports team that doesn’t suck!), but they managed to cram a lot of important information into the thirty minutes that they convened. Seasoned operative Romane Thomas reports back with everything you need to know about the election, upcoming gala, and fun events. Yesterday […]

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Bwoglines: 7 Train Rat Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 30, 2016 0 Comments

An innocent napper on the 7 train was awakened when a GIANT RAT crawled up his LEG and onto his NECK. All of this was caught on video, because people care more about views on YouTube than maintaining the dignity of a fellow human being. Excuse us while we never go downtown ever again. (PzFeed) […]

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Student Councils Express Concerns Over Election Process

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2016 9 Comments

Earlier tonight, Bwog was tipped about various members of CCSC, ESC, and GSSC voicing concerns about the Columbia Political Union’s newfound influence over the upcoming student council election process. The Columbia Elections Board (CEB), which was founded in 2013 “to conduct and publicize student council elections on campus,” is currently made up of four students, according to the CCSC […]

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Barnard Housing Reviews 2016: Plimpton Hall

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2016 0 Comments

Now that we all know our lottery numbers, take a glance at Plimpton, the Barnard dorm with the most singles and one of three Barnard dorms with AC! These two amenities might be crucial tradeoffs for you and your potential suite, even if Amsterdam seems “far.” Read up below on how you could be big […]

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Columbia To Erect New Statue Of Questionable Shape

By Bwog Staff on Mar 29, 2016 6 Comments

Next week, preparations will begin for a new figure to join The Great God Pan and Bellerophon Taming Pegasus as a member of Columbia’s vaguely erotic statue collection. This work of art, called Reclining Figure, was designed by Henry Moore and is being donated by two friends of the artist (and parents of CU alumni). It will be the […]

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Barnard Laundry Room Patrons As Characters You May Encounter In A Wild West Saloon

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all of a sudden the saloon doors blow open. the town outlaw - a terrifying six foot two in stature - swaggers in with a gun at his waist and a cigar between his lips.
before anyone can say anything he plops down next to a washer and tactfully removes the still-sopping laundry.
everyone looks at each other. this is detergent dan - wanted dead or alive in at least five counties.
he stole from the wrong machine though. what he didn't know is that the laundry he just stole was that of the upstart cowboy.
laundry louie looks at the man who just stole his machine. he reaches for his whip as detergent dan casts his baleful gaze over him.
now do you really want to do that son? detergent dan asks coldly. 'son.' the word laundry louie had never heard from his lout of a father.
their hands tighten around their respective weapons. this means war.

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Bwoglines: The Joy Of Painting Edition

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Q: what dorm did the electric eel live in? A: Watt
the iliad is the best book in lithum change my mind
when bob ross was at columbia he went by robert

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Opening Remarks: Fall 2019

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bwop tart
didnt realize zobo was zoe and that also gave me quite the laugh
opening remarks fall 2019
picked up my mattress pad today and my life and sleeping habits have been profoundly changed ever since
shit our professors say
STAIRMASTER made me literally CACKLE

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Campus Figures As Bachelor In Paradise Contestants

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dean kromm representation
one bachelor content is too much bachelor content

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Horror Story: Losing My Keycard On The First Day of NSOP

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honestly matching the phone pocket to the phone case is a real dilemma that we all must face at some point in our lives
LET ME IN!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
lmaooooo RHDs. that is all
Philly Girl #phillygirl
skeleton key would be a good couple's costume for halloween

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OMA-Goodness, Architecture Can Be Cool Too!

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architecture
babies of bwog
bwog covers events
imagine...godzilla........haha
lecturehop

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SGA Explores Why Barnard Is Broke

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bold & beautiful & back in session
how many babies in puddles have YOU ignored today
maybe if they had 10 billion dollars they could through barncchanal
poor poor barnard
run for something! anything!
still not convinced about barnard's text alerts

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ESC Cancels Bacchanal

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bacchanal is cancelled by student council
esc
google forms is students councils best friend
i hate the bacch governing board
i wont say much but the MALE EGO is the most dangerous thing women cant have anything not even a lineup for women

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