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Junior Phi Beta Kappa Inductees Announced

By Bwog Staff on Jan 06, 2016 16 Comments

Yesterday afternoon, Columbia College released the names of the 23 members of the Class of 2016 being inducted into Phi Beta Kappa for the Fall term. Of the 10% of the senior class who will be inducted into the national honor society this year, these 23 students make up just 2%; the other 8% will be inducted […]

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Until Next Year, Columbia

By Mason Amelotte on Dec 23, 2015 68 Comments

To our readers: it’s been a minute since the academic year began, but you have finally made it to the (halfway) finish. Congratulations! I thank you for standing by us this semester. Though these past four months have been seemingly mild, I appreciate your loyal readership nonetheless. I would also like to take this opportunity […]

bwog out

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Overseen: Historical Revisionism On The Columbia Facebook Page

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 4 Comments

Like most schools, Columbia has a somewhat propagandist social media presence (like, where do they find all those pictures of smiling students?). Yesterday, to that end, Columbia’s Facebook page posted a “reminder of what a winter day should look like on campus”– you mean, because it’s so warm? Or because snow in NYC seems to immediately turn […]

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Bwog’s Resolutions For The New Year

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 1 Comments

As our semester draws to a close, we (as most Columbia students tend to do) are already looking to the new year. As you make your way home for the holidays, remember to take time this vacation to relax and realign (or something…do we sound like a Soul Cycle instructor?). Here’s a list of our […]

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Bwog In Bed: New Level Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2015 0 Comments

It’s (technically) the last day of finals, but we’re hoping your professors moved your finals that were supposed to be today to some time last week. Most of Bwog is home by now, and we’re using this winter vacation to relax, recharge, and return to school feeling like we’re “on a new level” (or something). […]

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Actual Wisdom: Philip Protter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 4 Comments

The outpouring of actual wisdom continues with Statistics professor Phillip Protter, who talks surprisingly little about statistics and surprisingly a lot about football and coffee houses. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I click to save the world, therefore I am. Claim to fame: I took second in the mile relay for the state […]

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Bwog Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 1 Comments

Now seems like a pretty good time to reflect upon the past year, so we used a website called Poetweet to turn some of our tweets from this year into poetry. Poetweet kindly produced a sonnet, a rondel, and an indriso, and even titled the poems for us. Some of the stanzas are quite apt, and […]

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

By Phoebe Newton on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Per usual, science is terrifying and we’re all going to die. However, supposedly we’ll find love in the middle of [instert crisis here]? It’s a little unclear. Courtesy of the optimistic(?) Phoebe Newton, this edition of Bunsen Bwog is the apocalyptic version of spending an hour on WebMD (only to discover that you are for […]

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are almost over. Your ability to sit in a library for hours on end is running low. You’re starting to wonder if this is really your life, or some kind of hellish vision that your brain concocted during your freshman year of high school and has been punishing you with ever since. But don’t […]

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals are a trying time – not only for our minds, but also for our hearts, bodies, and souls. But that doesn’t mean we can’t still have fun on the weekend … right? We’re stressed and we’re distressed, but we’re hanging on. At least, we’d like to think we are. And, as always, if you’d […]

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 3 Comments

With finals bearing down so heavily upon our backs, we could all use a little humor and a little wisdom. J.C. Salyer, term assistant professor in the anthropology department at Barnard, offers both. Also, cats. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I reject the cynical econometrics of your neoliberal biopolitics and its implication that […]

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Shit Our Notes Say

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2015 0 Comments

Finals is a time of searching frantically back through your notes, fervently hoping that something you scribbled down in a lecture two months ago will help you pass your exam tomorrow. Bwog has been doing the same thing, but unfortunately, instead of stumbling upon useful insights, we only found strange doodles and barely-decipherable comments. Here, […]

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Bwog’s Senior Scramble Picks

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big daily mood is seeing one of your past profs on the list and wondering what led you to this point
finding an image for this was dicey
hm idk about this one chief
i'll have you know i got our managing editor's permission to make the dumb scrambled eggs joke so yell at him
senior scrabble
senior scramble
this post is cursed

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People Who Know Nothing About Ballet Summarize CUBE’s Don Quixote

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bwog bwallet
damn we get it dancers are so fit
for someone who doesn't do ballet i sure go to a lot of ballet shows
i cannot imagine pirouetting for so many hours
i feel super unqualified to critique dance when i can barely coordinate myself to walk properly
some of these dancers were sweating profusely

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Science Fair: #Aesthetic Edition

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bwog science
don't forget to register before showing up!
i "neuropredict" a rough finals season
my aesthetic is summer. so ready to get out of here
my biological timer is definitely set by the moon
science fair

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Bwog’s Unofficial Guide To Morningside Heights Dining

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bwog is a foodie
bwop it like it's hot
food guide
jackson jibbitz

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Open Meeting Announcement: Sweet Showers And Strange Shores

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1-800-how-do-i-be-clever
canterbury tales stans do NOT come for me i did my best
chaucer is rolling in his grave i am SORRY
currently surrounded by men in milstein right now
i'd never even attempt to adapt the original middle english
open meeting announcement
overseen: former sunday daily bopping the fuck out as i write this. our lineage is too powerful

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What If We Kissed…

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bwog photography at its PEAK
bwog wants to kiss nyu local #confirmed
hence john jay will be closed for the next two days
i cant believe my procrastination has resorted to THIS
i really went around campus taking pictures for this post
i reruited people to take pictures too
im sad i couldnt do a chef mike meme but i wrote this on a thursday night
make the blogs kiss
my eyes my eyes
tell us where columbia should kiss
who needs photoshop when snapchat exists

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Bwoglines: Think Twice Before You Own A Cassowary Edition

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'cassowary' is hard to spell
birds can be fucking scary
bwoglines
don't fuck with large flightless birds
read the new york times bit there's way more in there that can be summarized in two sentences or in the tags
there's never anything happening on campus on sunday everyone just wants to Sleep

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Spring 2019 CCSC, ESC Election Results Released

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ccsc
congrats to all the winners
elections results
esc
i like mane event
i may have just now got the lion joke
the names are fun

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