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Bwog In Bed: Millennial Dating Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2015 0 Comments

Nothing worse than being ghosted–uh, unless it’s by your professor. Finals week is a stressful time, and once again, Bwog in Bed’s got you covered with a lovely mess of note-worthy news, cleanly study and procrastination tips, and some dank music. Bwogline: Our favorite drug-maker douchebag, Martin Shkreli, finally got arrested, but for securities and […]

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Your Finals Self-Care Guide

By Courtney Couillard on Dec 17, 2015 0 Comments

If there’s one thing we learned this semester in AllSex it’s that we all deserve a little self-care to get us through stressful times, particularly finals. We only had a couple “reading days” this round, so you’re rightfully so probably stress pooping in Butler/stressing out in general about your approaching exams. Resident Mom Courtney Couillard […]

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Sweaty, Scintillating, And Sacrilegious Orgo Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2015 3 Comments

We sent two freshman to Orgo Night. Like most wild freshman experiences, it was simply sweaty people crowded into a small space. But what did they think of CUMB’s “jokes” and “music?” Read about it here. Immediately upon entering Butler 209 on Orgo Night, Bwog made enemies—we endured looks of revulsion from displaced studiers, knocked over […]

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Bwog In Bed: Star Wars Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2015 0 Comments

Tonight, you can see the most anticipated movie of the decade. “Can see” – but you won’t. Have a happy first day of finals. Bwogline: Probably something important is happening in US politics, or world politics, but that’s not important – Star Wars is. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. You know what people love more than […]

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Sing, Goddess, Of Orgo Night’s Script

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2015 11 Comments

Want to partake in some late night ~discourse~ with the social justice warriors on your newsfeed? Bwog has got you covered. Take a quick study break and check out our full coverage of Orgo Night: the Columbia University Marching Band’s semi-annual performance in Butler 209 on the night before the Organic Chemistry exam. You can also read through the official transcript below. Be […]

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Senior Wisdom: Juno McCallum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 4 Comments

The time for Senior Wisdoms has come again! Every winter we post les Wisdoms des Seniors from students who are graduating in December, providing them with one last chance to feel appreciated before they become the underlings of whichever industry they pursue. However, due to this abominable weather, it feels just like May so there’s […]

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From The Issue: Behind Bar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 4 Comments

Every month we get to show some love for our parent publication, The Blue and White. Unlike some children, we’re grateful for our Cool Mom, so we’re excited to share this first article about 1020’s female bartenders from the latest issue. We’ve all heard the rumors about 1020’s owner–people often use the words “creepy,” “controlling,” […]

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It’s Fucking Hot

By Britt Fossum on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Did we do the time warp again? Why is it so warm outside? Isn’t it supposed to be Winter in December? Bwog superstar Britt Fossum engages in the discourse regarding our unseasonably warm weather. The End is Nigh. How are we expected to study for finals when it’s a balmy 60 degrees Fahrenheit every day, […]

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Barnard Administration Issues Statement On Orgo Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 2 Comments

Dean Hinkson released a statement to all Barnard students earlier today regarding Orgo Night and the Columbia University Marching Band. In the email, Dean Hinkson recognizes how she received “heartfelt messages” and “equally compelling messages” from both supporters and detractors of the Marching Band’s activities at Barnard. After Dean Hinkson closed the Barnard gates to […]

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Alternative Names To Make Your Reading Week Marginally Better

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Reading “week” is always a fun time for Columbia students. Between studying for finals, writing papers, getting some of that Midnight Breakfast, and attending Orgo Night, there’s just too much to be done in too little time. So we’re here to make your reading days slightly more entertaining by renaming them. If you have any […]

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1-800-ORGONIGHT/MIDNIGHTBREAKFAST

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Tonight, we celebrate the student body and the school as best we know with free (FREE!) pre-finals food and free (FREE!) offense given to everything and everybody! At exactly midnight, the Columbia University Marching Band will erupt into Butler 209 for the 62nd consecutive, 69th semi-annual Orgo Night. We don’t really know if the aim to […]

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Bwog In Bed: Hump Day Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Now that reading week has begun, we’re transitioning from Bwoglines to Bwog In Bed. Ironically, many of us have been spending reading week so far sleeping in Butler instead of our beds. Regardless, get pumped for a day of studying (and preparing for Orgo Night). Bwogline: The Federal Reserve is aiming to raise interest rates this […]

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Bwog Recruits A Tech Team: Seeking CS Majors, Nerds, Etc.

Zoe Sottile 1

anyone wanna fix our comments upvotes
bwog tech
fuckspectech
please help us i failed computing in context
rush bwog
rushbwog
should we flyer in mudd
yes we know everything's broken

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Barnard Announces Chartwells As New Dining Provider

Sarah Braner 0

barnard dining
breaking
bye aramark
ch-ch-ch-changes
please make diana more sustainable all the trash hurts my heart

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Why Columbia Dining Is The Best Thing Since Free Food

Bwog Staff 1

appreciation post
bread
buffalo chicken
carrots
columbia dining
food
gettin bread
good moooods
mooooo
mushrooms
peanut butter
potatoes
salad
the bread actually tastes good
wraps

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Bwoglines: IKEA In Manhattan Edition

Sophie Tobin 0

can a fox or squirrel adopt me pls
GUESS WHO DIDN'T GET FUCKED IN THE LOTTERY Y'ALL
HURRAY FOR MY FUTURE IKEA FILLED SINGLE
I CAN DEC OUT MY GORGEOUS SUITE FOR NEXT YEAR
I NEED TO GO RIGHT FUCKING NOW
THERE'S AN IKEA IN MANHATTAN

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Barnard Housing Recap: Six-Person Lottery

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barnard housing
don't worry you WILL get a roof over your head it just might not be the one you want
for the billionth time rip bwogsuite
hey seniors if you don't want that plimp suite can i slide in
housing 2019
housing is a cruel master
housing this year is fucking rough
people with higher lottery numbers than me: watch your backs
plimpton i hardly knew ye
ready for 1/2/3 CHAOS
still licking my wounds
the plural of roof should be rooves

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GSSC Says GS Gala Is Almost Here!

Andrew Chee 0

can bwog come to gs gala
everyone go to gs meetings
gs gala is fancy
gs golden globes
GS stands for goop salad
GS students have feelings too
gssc
i can't even think of anything funny to say
just kidding that's mean
school of graduate students?
sorry this is so late i lost track of time

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Bwog Book Club: ‘What Is Not Yours Is Not Yours’

Levi Cohen 0

BRING HELEN OYEYEMI TO COLUMBIA CHALLENGE
bwog book club
helen oyeyemi
short stories are the most delicious form of nutrition
short stories for the barnumbian soul
so many gays!

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Hear Ye, Hear Ye: Senior Wisdom Nominations Are Open

Zoe Sottile 0

and nor will anyone i love
but where do seniors go when they graduate
call for senior wisdom nominations
cheese whiz is wisdomous
do seniors go to a nice farm upstate when they graduate
graduation is a lot like death
im never going to graduate
senior citizen
senior wisdom
who doesn't love attention
wiz khalifa has wisdom

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