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Get Ready To Primal Scream Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2014 15 Comments

That’s right. It’s already the Sunday before finals begin, which means Primal Scream is happening tonight. Maybe it’s your first year at Columbia. Or maybe you’ve always spent today tucked away in your cozy single with your noise-canceling headphones on. Either way, Mamma Bwog is here to prepare you for Primal Scream: Make sure you know […]

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Bwog In Bed: Happy Sad Angry Glad Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2014 0 Comments

It’s officially Sunday, which means you should probably put down the tequila and pick up those books! Or you can pick up the tequila and put down the books. It’s really your choice. Just have fun! Bwogline: To the dismay of horny women and men everywhere, Andrew Garfield could be replaced as Spider Man according to leaked emails between Sony and Marvel. (IGN News) […]

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Party Testimonial: From The Desk Of Sartre

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2014 6 Comments

Inspired by his dear friend Sylvia’s adventures of last week, Jean-Paul Sartre sets out to answer a simple question: is alcoholism a humanism? There is no exit. The Gaze, the eternal struggle of seeing oneself as an object in the world of others’ consciousness, is upon me. Or perhaps people are just staring because I […]

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Shit My Notes Say

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2014 7 Comments

We all have them. Those doodles and phrases that almost seemed related to something said in lecture, things that seemed at the time preferable to writing nothing at all but which later befuddle or even horrify readers. They’re the reason you don’t share your notes with needy friends—sometimes, they even keep you out of your own […]

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With Love, From Scrooge

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2014 1 Comments

Dear [insert name of someone you give literally zero shits about], So nice to see you [last month/year/who even knows]! Hope this holiday season leaves you sad and cold and lonely inside goes wonderfully! Love, Ebenezer/Grumpy Cat. Stop lying. We know how you really feel. Here are some holiday cards for those special people in […]

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Bwog In Bed: 202 Years Of Progress Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2014 1 Comments

It’s Saturday. The eye of the storm. Whether you plan to relax or to amp up your study regimen, you’re in as much of a mood to read Bwoglines as Bwog is to write them properly. Just stay a moment and take in the cream of the crop, and we’ll have you on your way. Bwogline: The […]

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Orgo Night Teases And Pleases And Eases Very Few

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 22 Comments

Two anonymous baby Bwoggers present their review of Orgo Night: Fall 2014 Edition. We sent the freshmen because they didn’t know what to expect. Also they’re less jaded. Last night at 11:30pm in Butler 209, everyone realized—probably—that they had forgotten to take a shower. Sweaty bodies in sweaty sweaters carrying their sweaty parkas milled around […]

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Undergraduate Deans Approve Spring Bacchanal

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 17 Comments

Bwog received a press release this afternoon from the Bacchanal Board informing us that a Spring Bacchanal concert will be held on April 4, 2015. This change in date allows for the concert to not fall during the Days on Campus weekend as it has in previous years. While some concerns about the state of Bacchanal have come up through students […]

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Calling Cops On Protesters, Divestment, And CourseWorks2 Discussed At USenate

By Joe Milholland on Dec 12, 2014 0 Comments

Joe Milholland reports back with the latest from the University Senate. At the beginning of the December 11 University Senate plenary, Executive Committee Chair Sharyn O’Halloran talked about the protocols for the University calling the police. At every protest on campus, she stated, VP of Public Safety James McShane notifies the police. However, for the […]

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Food From The Field

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 5 Comments

Finals are tough. Maintaining a happy, healthy diet might be even tougher. One Bwogger shares her field food notes from the week. MONDAY 8am: Last night’s halal still stuffed to esophagus. Room only for coffee and disgust and Russian homework not completed. 11am: Feeling hopeful. Maybe will eat a vegetable today. Granola bar for now. […]

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Bwog In Bed: Positively Buttery Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 0 Comments

We typically start our mornings with coffee as dark as our souls and some light Bwoglines, but who can manage that during finals? We have exams to take, mornings to sleep in, and trips to Butler to procrastinate. Bwogline: Congress has just passed a bill that will allow $1.1 trillion in spending…amid rancor in the House. (The […]

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Late Night Reading: Orgo Night Script Fall 2014

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2014 67 Comments

While you’re going to have to wait for our full review of Orgo Night, we bring you the script of tonight’s performance by the Columbia University Marching Band. CUMB packed Butler 209 per tradition the night before the Orgo exam and delivered uncomfortable jokes to their audience. Take a break from reading about some boring […]

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Cooking With Bwog, John Jay And Ferris Edition: Layered Yam Cheesecake

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be cool use take-out boxes
bwog doesn't condone or endorse stealing from dining halls yall
cheesecake
cooking with bwog
fall is finally here guys
look at these hot pics
no hate @ the psl
photos by goddess paolina!!!
wallach is underrated
yams are where it's at
yum!
yummy yummy

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Horses, Free Tuition, And More In GSSC

Andrew Chee 0

could centaurs field an equestrian team?
how about fried chicken and corn dogs for next week
I wish Equestrians had to wear horse masks during competition
steph curry pls come shoot for me

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Bwoglines: Chips And Bill Cosby Edition

Brigid Cromwell 0

bigly
bill
bill cosby is from philadelphia
bwoglines
i am from philadelphia
i saw bill cosby at a bakery in my town
kevin hart is short
kidzbwop
ok bye
ruffles potato chips
short people
these are alphabetized apparently
tiny house
trump and truth don't go together
trump's wig flew
wig
zok bye

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To The Person Or Persons Responsible For The Four (4) Carman Fire Alarms In Recent Days

Bwog Staff 4

carman
crimes against humanity
four alarm fire
ICC
International Military Tribunal for Morningside Heights
marijuana can't melt steel beams
two minutes hate
war crimes

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: A Rising Star Comes To Riverside Church

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apparently joseph and anya met when she interviewed him for an assignment??
if you comment "venezuela" im going to come to your house and delete your account
ok they were such a married couple on stage
referring to her as "andrea" yikes

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SGA Is Sustainable

Ramisa Murshed 2

columbia dining halls should start composting
columbia should start doing a lot of sustainable things that they don't already do tbh
seriously recycling is the most low effort thing you can do to help the environment pls do it
sga!!! i did this all for u idris my favorite seven sisters rep xoxo

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Things That Beto O’Rourke Definitely Did During His Time At Columbia

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Bwog Fights Climate Denial In Style

Henry Golub 1

air conditioning was pumpin'
attacking climate science is like throwing an egg at math
Events
lecturehop
one day we will all have gills
you can watch the whole thing online!

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