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Heads Up Big Sub

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2013 6 Comments

Barnard just gets us. To help cope with the tendency to eat our feelings the midterm season, the annual Big Sub event will take place tonight starting at 7pm on Lehman Lawn at Barnard. Whispering secret sorcerers say that you should arrive around 6:45pm to secure your spot in the line for the sub. This year’s […]

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Dear Bwog: Sexplanations

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2013 0 Comments

When would Bwog ever turn down a chance to give sex advice? In case you, too, have any burning questions or kind of clever jokes, tip it in. And now, an actual anonymous tip we received: Can you do a post about sexistentialism? Is that related to the kama sartre? Dear Sexistentialist, Did you get […]

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Small Victories: Making It To Class

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2013 2 Comments

In today’s installment of Small Victories, note-taking ninja Maud Rozee congratulates you on making it to class. Drawing master Alexander Pines provides you the award. This morning you lay in your bed thinking: What would happen if I just didn’t go to class? Absolutely nothing. The siren song of skipping tempted you to shirk all […]

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Mad Libs: Class Skippin’

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2013 1 Comments

Going to classes is hard, especially when you have 3 midterms and 5 papers to handle. Not to worry, though, Bwog’s got you covered with this perfect mad libs email to let your teacher know why you missed your FroSci discussion class. Dear Professor (your professor’s name), It gives me great (emotion) to inform you that […]

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CCSC: Improvements And Highlights

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2013 1 Comments

As ever, CCSC convened in the Satow Room last night for the betterment of our fine university. Bombastic Bureau Chief Joseph Milholland was on hand to report. After the hectic excitement of the first few weeks – a new school year, the Senate election, BC divest – this week’s CCSC meeting found a groove for […]

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Bwoglines: Life Happens Outside The Library, Guys Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2013 1 Comments

Last night while you were marathoning homeland on netflix writing some paper, New Jersey became the 14th state to recognize same-sex marriage. Dozens of midnight weddings followed. (NJ Star Ledger) Meanwhile in China, “Airpocalypse” of insane amounts of pollution. But isn’t that just a regular apocalypse? (NY Times) I want to believe. (Vice) I want […]

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1020 Realizes It’s 10/20

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2013 0 Comments

…but that doesn’t mean they’re doing anything in particular about it. A brief call with the bar tonight found a cheery bartender laughing at the concept of a 10/20 celebration. On asking if they were doing anything special tonight, he responded: “You know, we’re not! It’s just a regular night at 1020. You’re about the […]

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Bwog Asked: What Did You Do Yesterday?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2013 1 Comments

Lez be honest: Saturdays can be a mixed bag of fun, but yesterday seemed to call for a little extra pizzaz. Bwog stumbled into Butler like every Sunday night to ask the yearning question of what did y’all do yesterday? Why haven’t people caught on to the fact we do this every Sunday night and […]

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Small Victories: Laundry

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2013 2 Comments

It’s that time of the week again: laundry day. That shit is hard enough to remember to do without the added stress of your mditerm tomorrow morning. Bwog’s Laundry Service Experts Raph Debenedetti and Alexander Pines put together the latest Small Victory: doing your laundry. Fuck. No more underwear and you’re tired of washing the […]

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Bwog Sports Sunday: Shipping Up to Boston

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2013 0 Comments

Spotlight: Head of the Charles Regatta One week after splitting the team to compete in two different races on the Passaic and Housatonic Rivers, the lightweight crew team competed in the Head of the Charles Regatta this weekend. Joining them was Columbia’s women’s rowing team, in their first meet this non-traditional season. The Head of […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2013 0 Comments

You know what you would be able to do if you came to Bwog’s meeting tonight at 7pm in the SGO Room on the 5th floor of Lerner? You could belt out this lovely Beyonce ballad at the end of the meeting to remind everyone you came. Bwog dares you to do it.

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Stress Pupsters Tonight, Or, The Return Of The Puppies

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2013 6 Comments

Remember those glorious times when puppies came to John Jay to comfort us all during finals hell? Well, you won’t have to wait until finals for your next dose of furry love. That’s right. They’re back (again). Recognizing the power that dogs have over well-being and general happiness level, Carman RHLO is hosting a midterm study […]

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Housing Reviews 2017: Hewitt

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barnard housing
hewitt
hewitt lyfe
housing 2017
single life
the dorm not the dining hall

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Night In The Life Of Your Bank Account

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0/10 would not recommend
at least it's not canada goose season
at least your fake worked
should have spent the night at 1020 tbh
the subway is a cheap alternative!
who the f books soul cycle for a hangover morning

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You Can Be Fetch At Tonight’s Bwog Meeting

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our hair is insured for $10000
the groolest club on campus
we do car commercials in japan
we won't however have kalteen bars
we'll have snacks!
we're super nice actually! we're nothing like the plastics

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How To Volunteer At Columbia And In The Community

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columbia community outreach day of service
there's an uber for everything now
wholesome bwog posts
you can be a gardener
you can be a mentor
you can do whatever you want
your contributions matter

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Bucket List: SO MANY EVENTS THIS WEEK

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also one about abortions
also one about nuns
bucket list
columbia faculty doing cool things
columbia students doing cool things
lexie's bucket list
so many events this week
there's an event about kidneys
this took a rlly long time to compile

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Bwoglines: Benedict Cumberbatch Edition

Alex Tang 0

american schools should have more field trips to canada tbh
Bandersnatch Calldispatch
bwoglines
canada throws shade at the united states
the infamous puke-cough
whacky airbnb destinations

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BTE Presents: The World Is Watching

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bte
bwog is tres cultured
our stomachs are indeed thunder in fact bwog's is rumbling right now
The World is Watching
theater
theater review
wlw

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Columbia Versions Of The Gadsden Flag

Ross Chapman 1

Bwog is so Funny
Columbia Related
Edits of Gadsden Flag
Gadsden
rebirth of JJ's
RIP b@b
rip jj's

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