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Small Victories: Making It To Class

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2013 2 Comments

In today’s installment of Small Victories, note-taking ninja Maud Rozee congratulates you on making it to class.  Drawing master Alexander Pines provides you the award. This morning you lay in your bed thinking: What would happen if I just didn’t go to class? Absolutely nothing. The siren song of skipping tempted you to shirk all […]
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Mad Libs: Class Skippin’

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2013 1 Comments

Going to classes is hard, especially when you have 3 midterms and 5 papers to handle. Not to worry, though, Bwog’s got you covered with this perfect mad libs email to let your teacher know why you missed your FroSci discussion class. Dear Professor (your professor’s name), It gives me great (emotion) to inform you that […]
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CCSC: Improvements And Highlights

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2013 1 Comments

As ever, CCSC convened in the Satow Room last night for the betterment of our fine university. Bombastic Bureau Chief Joseph Milholland was on hand to report. After the hectic excitement of the first few weeks – a new school year, the Senate election, BC divest – this week’s CCSC meeting found a groove for […]
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Bwoglines: Life Happens Outside The Library, Guys Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 21, 2013 1 Comments

Last night while you were marathoning homeland on netflix writing some paper, New Jersey became the 14th state to recognize same-sex marriage. Dozens of midnight weddings followed. (NJ Star Ledger) Meanwhile in China, “Airpocalypse” of insane amounts of pollution. But isn’t that just a regular apocalypse? (NY Times) I want to believe. (Vice) I want […]
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1020 Realizes It’s 10/20

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2013 0 Comments

…but that doesn’t mean they’re doing anything in particular about it. A brief call with the bar tonight found a cheery bartender laughing at the concept of a 10/20 celebration.  On asking if they were doing anything special tonight, he responded: “You know, we’re not! It’s just a regular night at 1020. You’re about the […]
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Bwog Asked: What Did You Do Yesterday?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2013 1 Comments

Lez be honest: Saturdays can be a mixed bag of fun, but yesterday seemed to call for a little extra pizzaz. Bwog stumbled into Butler like every Sunday night to ask the yearning question of what did y’all do yesterday? Why haven’t people caught on to the fact we do this every Sunday night and […]
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Small Victories: Laundry

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2013 2 Comments

It’s that time of the week again: laundry day. That shit is hard enough to remember to do without the added stress of your mditerm tomorrow morning. Bwog’s Laundry Service Experts Raph Debenedetti and Alexander Pines put together the latest Small Victory: doing your laundry. Fuck. No more underwear and you’re tired of washing the […]
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Bwog Sports Sunday: Shipping Up to Boston

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2013 0 Comments

Spotlight: Head of the Charles Regatta One week after splitting the team to compete in two different races on the Passaic and Housatonic Rivers, the lightweight crew team competed in the Head of the Charles Regatta this weekend. Joining them was Columbia’s women’s rowing team, in their first meet this non-traditional season. The Head of […]
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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2013 0 Comments

You know what you would be able to do if you came to Bwog’s meeting tonight at 7pm in the SGO Room on the 5th floor of Lerner? You could belt out this lovely Beyonce ballad at the end of the meeting to remind everyone you came. Bwog dares you to do it.
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Stress Pupsters Tonight, Or, The Return Of The Puppies

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2013 6 Comments

Remember those glorious times when puppies came to John Jay to comfort us all during finals hell? Well, you won’t have to wait until finals for your next dose of furry love. That’s right. They’re back (again). Recognizing the power that dogs have over well-being and general happiness level, Carman RHLO is hosting a midterm study […]
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Dear Bwog: Sexy Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2013 11 Comments

In case you haven’t heard, Bwog is great at giving relationship advice in response to our totally sincere tips begging for help. Bwog has set out to answer this tipster’s dilemma regarding keeping sex sexy (and not in the NSOP way), because they’re definitely not trolls. If you or a “so I have this friend” […]
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Bucket List: Sustainability, Nazi Germany, Peace

By Bwog Staff on Oct 20, 2013 2 Comments

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. As always, feel free to mention any events we may have missed in the comments section (and/or mock our typos) and we’ll add them. Our recommendations […]
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Housing Review 2017: Watt

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“Drawn Together” Happening Today!

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Bwoglines: We Are All Left Edition

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Where Art Thou: Sketchy Randos

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  • 'Figaro always sounds like the Bohemian Rhapsody pronunciation in our head
  • 'from heaven to hell' sounds like the Columbia experience in a single phrase
  • cheers to the seniors!
  • is there a single person on the Orchesis board whose job it is to come up with title-puns?
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The Periodic Table Of Columbia University

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  • he for help because help me
  • im sorry new hampshire doesn't really have anything to do with columbia
  • in lumine tuo videbimus lumen
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  • snakes and sadboys
  • sorry my handwriting sucks i did my best
  • this was really hard to make please appreciate it
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Disband The Columbia University Marching Band

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Chicken Strips Are The Solution To Stress Culture

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Why Fraternity Brothers Are The Unsung Heroes Of Columbia

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