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Senior Wisdom: Kendall Tucker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 16 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kendall Hope Tucker, Sudbury Massachusetts, Columbia College Claim to fame? President of the Roosevelt Institute, perpetual freshman, person who won’t stop gloating about the Red Sox Where are you going? Home with a few stops on the way! First Israel, then DC for a few months (where I’ll be working at a start-up tech firm). […]

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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]

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Bwog Got Its Own TLC Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

We all know that everyone is scraping along those final dollars until you go home and make your parents buy your coffee for you subsidize your spending needs. Also, it can be a little embarrassing to go home to mom and only bring home a couple disappointing C’s and new notches on your belt. To […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]

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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]

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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?” We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]

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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]

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Actual Wisdom: Richard Pious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

It’s the weekend! Our suggestion to you on this snowy Saturday is to forgo Butler and curl up in your bed by the window to do your studying as the snow falls. To help you along the path to enlightenment, we bring you the wisdom of Richard Pious, who’s “just a humble professor.” Justify your […]

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Actual Quote: “I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed and was watching football on TV.”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Before Bollinger was president of Columbia, he was president of Michigan. And despite the way he left—setting off a not-minor kerfluffle at UMich by leaving right after averring that he had no intention to leave—PrezBo left his mark on UMich. See, at right, PrezBo at a house party he hosted after a huge UMich football […]

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Calls Mom, Double Dates

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 15 Comments

Continuing our welcome of the Early Decision admits to the Class of 2018, Bwog presents Saturday Daily Editor Britt Fossum’s typical Saturday. 8:30 am: Woken up by Skype noises coming from an open computer. It was left open because I fell asleep fully dressed at 9 PM the night before waiting for a friend to […]

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The Puppies are Coming, The Puppies are Coming!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 11 Comments

Yes, there is a thing called the Puppy Coalition. And yes, they are coming to a freshman dorm near you! From 1:45pm-3:30pm there will be puppies in the John Jay and Furnald lounges. In addition there will be “crazy holiday crafts,” and something described as “back rubs” from a masseuse team called “Stressbusters” in John Jay. […]

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Bwog in Bed: A Quick Breather

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 0 Comments

You have a whole weekend to study and that should be plenty, right? You’re going to ace that Monday test because you’re starting to study now, right? Right?! Bwogline: Bad things happen in Colorado. (CNN) Finals Tip: You don’t actually have to study as long as you look the part. Wear sweatpants/yoga pants/baseball hats/shapeless clothing. As long […]

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Bwoglines: The Warm Vape Edition

Roberta Rhyse 0

bad change
climate change is real change
halloweekend is super soon
I can never find a spot in butler
i'm not bitter
Kendrick Llama
mini food makes me feel less guilty
really want some pastries
this humidity got me weak
where has the time gone?

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Field Notes: We Apparently Really Like Food And Hooking Up Edition

Thomas Saenz 2

1020: where all hopes and dreams go to die
bwoglines
I deadass walked 2 miles just to get to a station
please save me from my impending midterms
thanks for reading these tags idk what to say
the only drink I want is some NyQuil so I can sleep for once
what does a literal foodgasm feel like
why do we put ourselves through this every weekend
yes I put NyQuil as food

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Call Out: Barnard Buy Sell Trade Flakes

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almost every time i try to sell something on facebook something like this happens i swear to god
callout to the flakes
i fucking hate flakes
if you are a regular flake you will burn in hell
like it doesn't fucking matter if you don't buy the fucking item but at least show up on time for pete's sake
someone flaking on me or being really tardy is one of my biggest pet peeves

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Op-Ed: Rising Tensions In John Jay Elevating To New Levels

Zack Abrams 2

at least theres not puke in them like carman
can John jay just get new elevators
can you tell i also write for the fed
count the puns
fuck spec
I've gotten stuck in the left elevator and it was hell
John jay problems
no one is mad at you for taking the elevator to 5
off my chest
the goat

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Did Columbia Football Deserve Its Dartmouth Win?

Ross Chapman 2

first dartmouth next bama
honestly how are we even 6-0
honestly rip Dartmouth their games are always so close
I suddenly have school spirit
shoutout to the new coach
sports
thank you to the ref's
we
we love a winning sports team

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What Happened With Red Sweater Person?

Aliya Schneider 3

boys where you at
columbia crushes
columbia students are flakey
flakes
girl you coulda found the love of your life
heartbroken
is this sweater weather?
love is dead
should we really be surprised
smh

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Bwoglines: We Want Autonomy Edition

Thomas Saenz 1

asian relations
bwoglines
gentrified traffic
jt gonna have the spotlight for the first time after janet jackson's nip slip
rise and shine columbia
seperationism is the new globalism
the fact that he thinks more cops is necessary to deal with traffic violations is worrisome
what the fuck is bill de blasio doing
you would have to pay me to do econ work with a republican

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Back Of The Envelope: How Much Alcohol Do Columbia Students Consume

Gabrielle Kloppers 1

back of the envelope
bwath
bwog math
drinking
drunkards
frat parties
hard liquor vs beer
math is cool
numbers
philosophers
the goodie goodies

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