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I’m Not Really Sure Where This Is Going Yet, But

By Bwog Staff on Feb 18, 2014 7 Comments

Always honoring our mother magazine, The Blue and White, we present another preview from the February 2014 issue, on campus now. Staff Writer Michelle Cheripka, CC ’16, gives us this account of uptalk, or “the linguistic equivalent of passing a joint around.” “This might be stupid and I don’t know where I’m going with this yet, […]

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Bears Can Eat At Columbia All They Want, Really

By Bwog Staff on Feb 18, 2014 8 Comments

Ever since the scary blossoming days of NSOP, a rumor has circulated around saying that Barnard students are only able to eat at Columbia dining halls 5 times a week. After a few days of eating Hewitt, any Barnard student could recognize that the once delicious pizza grows old, and the mysterious meat options never […]

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Very McBain 8, Much Captain Underpants

By Bwog Staff on Feb 18, 2014 2 Comments

Please tell us you remember George and Harold from the childhood classic Captain Underpants, because it looks like they somehow made their way to sophomore year of college. Personally, we might have preferred “Gila Monsters Meet You at the Airport” or “LOL Ass Wipe Stop It.”

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Bwoglines: National Pride Edition

By Bwog Staff on Feb 18, 2014 0 Comments

We’re getting really tired of your shit, weather. (New York Daily News) The U.N. declared numerous acts carried out by North Korea crimes against humanity in a 400-page report. The U.N panel directly implicated Kim Jong Un, warning him that he may be accountable in the future. (USA Today) USA, USA! (Science World Report) A […]

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Elections Get Messy For CCSC 2017

By Bwog Staff on Feb 17, 2014 30 Comments

CCSC’s been involved in some shady stuff lately. Last night, following other CCSC happenings, we received an anonymous (and dramatic) tip alleging that Anuj Sharma, CCSC 2017’s “successful” president, has kept his decision not to seek re-election secret, hoping to discourage other parties and individuals from running and open up the race to his VP, […]

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Field Notes: Losing Your V(ing) Card on VDay

By Bwog Staff on Feb 17, 2014 0 Comments

Valentine’s Day Weekend: when you go as hard as possible to prove to everyone else that you are completely happy and completely alone. This year was no exception. So read these Field Notes, and just be thankful that we don’t go to some school where the bars close at like, midnight. 1020 “1020 Valentine’s Night […]

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Facelift, Please

By Bwog Staff on Feb 17, 2014 2 Comments

It’s about time that one of Columbia’s ugliest buildings had some work done on its exterior. According to a cedilla-containing email sent to Carman residents: Please be advised that, beginning tomorrow, Wednesday, February 12th [sic], an overhead structure will be put up over the entrance to Carman Hall. This is in preparation for work that will […]

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Coalition Against Sexual Violence Release Comprehensive List of Suggested Reforms to Sexual Assault Policy

By Bwog Staff on Feb 17, 2014 3 Comments

In a press release this evening, the Coalition Against Sexual Violence has released a list of comprehensive reforms they’d like to see made with respect to the sexual assault policy here at Columbia. This comes after yesterday’s community forum in Lerner where participants were asked to make policy suggestions and proposal edits. The proposals constitute […]

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Ivy Ballet Exchange Performs Beautiful Show Despite Rude Audience Members

By Bwog Staff on Feb 17, 2014 1 Comments

The Ivy Ballet Exchange performed their first show at Miller Theater on February 15 and 16. Bwog sent ballet aficionado Ali Sawyer to check it out. This past weekend marked the debut of the Ivy Ballet Exchange, a collaboration between the ballet companies of Columbia, Harvard, and Princeton. I would be lying if I said […]

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Thirteen-Year-Old Prospie Is Trying To Get An Edge

By Bwog Staff on Feb 17, 2014 12 Comments

Prospies are getting ever more aggressive. We found a 13-year-old prospective applicant for what we presume to be the class of who the fuck cares 2022. Anyway, the user NMJerry100 posted the following on “the largest student community in the world.” Hi, I am 13 years old and I am determined to apply to Columbia University […]

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Submit Your Associate Publisher App, Due Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on Feb 17, 2014 0 Comments

Last week we announced an opening for the position of Associate Publisher, and we wanted send out one last call for applications. They’re due tonight at 11:59 pm. If you don’t submit an application you will forever be barred from the comments section make us feel kinda bummed. So think about it a bit more, […]

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CCSC: Good News, Bad News, and Pong News

By Bwog Staff on Feb 17, 2014 23 Comments

Sunday night is funday night with Bwog meetings and the weekly CCSC gathering/ritual. This week’s CCSC meeting was full of twists and turns, with the resignation of one representative and a new plan for “behavioral changes” in the community. But what does this mean? Who resigned? Will my ceiling in McBain ever be replaced? Don’t worry, Satow […]

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Bwoglines: Local Government Representation Matters Edition

Zoe Sottile 0

first an emotional support peacock and now a hamster??
retweet if you still don't have summer plans and you're slowly freaking out
we have a government again...yay?
where's my emotional support velociraptor PREZBO

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What If PrezBo Weren’t A Dinosaur?

Zack Abrams 3

dinosaur
lnb
prezbo
roar XD

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How To Download Your Own Butler Bookshelf With CLIO

Ross Chapman 0

clio
columbia hacks
get your money's worth
if we have to pay 60k a year we should get all free books

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Song Requests For The Lerner Piano Lounge

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

i am pro-playing piano in the lounge promise
i will play the cannon in lerner if someone brings the rest of the orchestra
in high school my friends and i had a choreographed dance to the mii theme song
thanks to my musical friends for teaching me about classical music
they have a lot of opinions and i'm here for it
this piece made me realize i know nothing about classical music

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Fake Reviews of Unofficial Columbia Traditions

Idris O'Neill 0

bad bwitches only
how do i write about butler as a person who has never been
i literally wrote this as a promo for the dodge sauna
ive only actually done a few of these but am fictionalizing accounts for the laughs

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Science 101: Advice For Introductory Lecture Courses

Alex Tang 1

also make sure your calculator is on the correct setting (rad vs deg)
biology is still the best science
bwog science
curves are gross
do. the. assigned. problems.
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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Announcement: President Beilock’s Inauguration Events

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

announcements woo
how much does it cost to light up the empire state building
i can tell i'm not a barnard student because i don't know how to spell any of the building names
sian beilock
we don't have to call her new after this do we
when does being new stop

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Bwoglines: Can Governments Actually Agree On Things Edition

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

chelsea market sounds like the name of a tiny coffee shop idk why
i love the bbc because it has no paywall
putin is a swearword in french according to my friend
sometimes i dream the us has a multiparty system
soon you won't have to go far for your google summer internship

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