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Study Break It Down With Uptown Vocal

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2013 3 Comments

Take another break with another talented a capella group. This time, we’ve got some jazzy performances from Uptown Vocal. Pump yourself up thinking about Bond, James Bond:

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Is The Elephant On The Stairs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2013 14 Comments

Alright Class of 2018-ers, it’s our penultimate day of staff schedules. Another sophomore gives you her Tuesday. 9:00 am: My roommate’s alarm wakes me up. I guess I should get up too. 9:09 am: Roommate’s alarm re-awakens me. Rip covers off. Greet the world with a loud “fuuuuck.” Head to the shower, but they’re both […]

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Bwog in Bed: In Brief

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2013 5 Comments

Bwogline: A federal judge ruled that the NSA’s metadata collection violates the Fourth Amendment. Finals tip: Ask a more devoted student in your class that you sort of know to borrow her notes. Procrastinate: Engage in serious intellectual discourse, for a change. Overseen:

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‘Twas The Dark Night Of The Soul, And All Through The House…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2013 13 Comments

….not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. We’ve all had some dark nights lately. We’re all likely to have a few more before Friday. Tonight, let us gather in honor and tribute of those souls who briefly succumbed to that darkness, and provided us both with photographic evidence and solemn remembrance.

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Snowball Fight Warps Into War On Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 14 Comments

Late last night we got a tip about an attack from the War on Fun (it’s back) that occurred at Saturday night’s Snowball Fight. We present the story to you in full: Okay so in the middle of the snowball fight last [Saturday] night, a few dedicated souls opted to forgo the catharsis of violently […]

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Actual Wisdom: Christia Mercer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 12 Comments

We’re officially in the last business week of finals. To remind you why you all came here/get you back to your roots, our Actual Wisdom storyteller tonight is Christia Mercer, a modern day Homer. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Why do you think I exist? Claim to fame: Fame is a relative […]

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Study Break It Down With SHARP

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 0 Comments

It’s finals and things are kinda dark. But why not cheer up with some musical stylings from the lovely boys of SHARP? Throughout the week, as you’re taking finals, we’ll give you some quick study breaks featuring the talented musical groups at Columbia. Here, SHARP honors the greatest musical genius of our time, featuring a […]

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Junior Year Checklist: Already Over It

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 13 Comments

Everyone forgets about junior year. Freshman year is for #COLLEGE, sophomore year is for slumping, and senior year is for #COLLEGE round two. But what about junior year? Bwog’s got you covered. Here’s everything you need to get done before ohmyGodI’maseniorhow’dthathappenI’msoOLD. Embrace the Ennui Change your sophomore “no fucks given” attitude to the more positively phrased […]

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Primal Scream Your Heart Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 3 Comments

Last night y’all screamed for Primal Scream, one of the few traditions we keep up here at this fine university, along with losing our minds during finals seasons, writing weirdly aggressive passive aggressive notes, and misplacing brownstones. This year, the Class of 2014 attempted a new tradition, with about 30 seniors gathering at Alma to […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kyla Cheung

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 16 Comments

In our continuing series of midyear Senior Wisdoms for midyear graduates, we bring you Kyla Cheung, who’s been working on her Senior Wisdom for years. Seriously. Name, Hometown, School: Kyla, Jersey, Barnumbia Claim to fame? Ha, “fame.” Mmhm. Okay. I suspect I got nominated for this because I started writing parts of this Senior Wisdom years ago. […]

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Needs Closure, Likes Editing

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 2 Comments

While our past staffer schedules have revolved around our rather unproductive weekends, Senior Staff Writer Julia Goodman brings the Class of 2018 her average Monday. 7:00 am: My alarm goes off. Ugh…five more minutes… 7:05 am: My alarm goes off again. 7:10 am: And again. 7:15 am: And again. Time for the most difficult decision […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Beginning of the End

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 0 Comments

Whether today is your ticket to freedom or the beginning of a new wave of finals, Bwog invites you to hop in bed with us for a few minutes before you start your Monday. Oh, you thought we meant that in a sexual way? Get your mind out of the gutter. This is about cuddling […]

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Open Meeting Announcement

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climb out from under the rock you've been living under all semester
even if you're just coming for the snack it's worth it
how am i already out of ideas
i've only written three of these
open meeting announcement

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Bwoglines: Meaningful Look Edition

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bwoglines
canada has a terrible record with their indigenous population but at least they're trying
do the northern lights actually look that good in person or has every picture ever been lying to me
i've never had boba tea and at this point i'm too afraid to ask
science is so cool guys i wish i wasn't so terrible at it
this is the only word of the day so far to have a world record

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Bwog Asked: What Would You Do For An EC Sign-in?

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bwog asked
bwog ass
EC
seems like the older people get the less they would do
the real conclusion of this study is that all ec residents not getting oral sex on a weekly basis are missing out
towards the end of our asking period a couple of girls were genuinely offering blowjobs to the columbia students who walked in
would you eat ass to get into ec though?

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Where Art Thou: NUTcracker Edition

Sarah Kinney 0

cube
dance dance dance
david hockney more like david cockney lol
i fuckin love Frozen
orchesis
The Nutcracker
you know you do too

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A Definitive Ranking of Columbia Menu Stock Photos

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as a pancake i feel called out
bwop tart
d-d-d-definitive
four cheeses - because three is too few but five is too extra
hopefully this post inspires columbia to hire a food photographer
i spend a million bucks on tuition and that's all you can afford for vegan hummus wrap?

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2Girls1Snack: Hot Chocolate

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2girls1snack
don't take your date to hungarian
hot chocolate
perfect treat to distract you from the fact that the tax bill is going to destroy america
the perfect hot chocolate temperature where it's not too cold that it tastes bad but it's not too hot that it burns your mouth is magical

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In Defense Of: Breathing In Butler

Ross Chapman 0

breathe!
butler
bwogstaff
etiquette
shit just let people live
yes this is a callout post

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Bwoglines: 479 Page-Long Part-Handwritten Edition

Zack Abrams 1

13M people will lose healthcare. Yes this is also a healthcare bill.
I tried to rant more about the tax bill in the tags but apparently there's a word limit
the goat
There's a provision that targets a single school in Michigan of which the DeVos family is a big donor
tl;dr: The Republicans are choosing donors over their constituents
Trump stands to personally gain one billion dollars when the bill passes (NYT analysis)

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