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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]

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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?” We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]

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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]

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Actual Wisdom: Richard Pious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

It’s the weekend! Our suggestion to you on this snowy Saturday is to forgo Butler and curl up in your bed by the window to do your studying as the snow falls. To help you along the path to enlightenment, we bring you the wisdom of Richard Pious, who’s “just a humble professor.” Justify your […]

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Actual Quote: “I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed and was watching football on TV.”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Before Bollinger was president of Columbia, he was president of Michigan. And despite the way he left—setting off a not-minor kerfluffle at UMich by leaving right after averring that he had no intention to leave—PrezBo left his mark on UMich. See, at right, PrezBo at a house party he hosted after a huge UMich football […]

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Calls Mom, Double Dates

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 15 Comments

Continuing our welcome of the Early Decision admits to the Class of 2018, Bwog presents Saturday Daily Editor Britt Fossum’s typical Saturday. 8:30 am: Woken up by Skype noises coming from an open computer. It was left open because I fell asleep fully dressed at 9 PM the night before waiting for a friend to […]

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The Puppies are Coming, The Puppies are Coming!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 11 Comments

Yes, there is a thing called the Puppy Coalition. And yes, they are coming to a freshman dorm near you! From 1:45pm-3:30pm there will be puppies in the John Jay and Furnald lounges. In addition there will be “crazy holiday crafts,” and something described as “back rubs” from a masseuse team called “Stressbusters” in John Jay. […]

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Bwog in Bed: A Quick Breather

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 0 Comments

You have a whole weekend to study and that should be plenty, right? You’re going to ace that Monday test because you’re starting to study now, right? Right?! Bwogline: Bad things happen in Colorado. (CNN) Finals Tip: You don’t actually have to study as long as you look the part. Wear sweatpants/yoga pants/baseball hats/shapeless clothing. As long […]

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SAE’s Side of the Story

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 7 Comments

After hearing about toddler frat Sigma Alpha Epsilon having their recognition withdrawn, Bwog’s Sarah Faith Thompson sat down with two former senior brothers. They spoke openly about what happened under the condition of anonymity. The night began with a pregame in a frat member’s suite where pledges were invited via mass text message. Senior members […]

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Actual Wisdom: Roger Anderson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

True wisdom comes when you need it most. Today, Roger Anderson blatantly disregards the 30 words or fewer limit. We’ll forgive him somehow. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I aim for a life “well lived”, while pushing the frontiers of science and particularly computational learning. And I know I am leaving a legacy […]

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We Wouldn’t Touch You With a Ten-Foot Poll

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

As you may recall, Bwog has recently been on a journey of self-discovery and institutional memory in which we trawl through Columbia’s history to bring you cool things. Recently, we sat down in the RBML with a huge stack of old yearbooks to find weird memorabilia and embarrassing pictures of Obama. While we kind of […]

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In Defense Of: Taking a Night Off

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

It’s been a long couple of days in the mad pre-finals crunch. You deserve a break. Internet Enthusiast Elizabeth Self tells you why. I see you over there. Yes, you. Droopy-eyed, head propped up on arm, huge backpack on the floor and study guide open, though you’re scrolling slower than the snow on the Hamilton […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Unlicensed Advice Edition

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Bwog helps you with life
finals are here
glasshouse deserves a grammy
I am not qualified to give advice
I will never leave my bed
i'm actually in bed
is it to late to go to office hours
jessie ware is a babe
My GPA is shit
trust me

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Field Notes: Week Before Finals Edition

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currently dying in the stacks on floor 11 come say hi
honestly fuck the mta always but for real fuck the mta during the snow
I know that I'll hate the snow come February though
I want food now
It was my first time seeing snow and it was so exciting
never been to max soha
off-brand nutella
warning: wholesome vs not so wholesome based on personal opinion
wholesome? we fuck with that

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An Arbitrary Ranking Of A Cappella Groups

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a cappella
bacchantae
email tips@bwog.com if you want to join our a cappella group
jazz standards
kingsmen
nonsequitur
notes and keys
SHARP
ugh
uptown vocal
we're starting an a cappella group for people who can't read music

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Compiling All Of The Study Breaks On Campus

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finals
free back rubs? sign me the fuck up
gotta love being the most sleep deprived school in the nation
I want breakfast now
I'm never this wholesome on my tags
please prioritize yourself during this reading week
reading week
study hard but take breaks
this is so wholesome

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Administrators Stop By CCSC With Space Updates But Miss Out On The BDSM

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bondage lion
bwog holiday card
ccsc
columbia bookstore bags
Ixchel Rosal
my mistletoe match wya
scott wright
Sig Chi
space
underage vodka recipient: "do i look like the kind of person who cares about the alcohol he drinks?"

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Bwoglines: Tis The Treason Edition

Thomas Saenz 1

bwoglines
don't bomb people don't make bombs
first time seeing snow so wholesome
I am confused why is snow still here
I feel bad that the fire is named thomas and I am named thomas
I went thru this fire shit last month w/ Anaheim
NYC ballet company
shoutout to all my LA folks hope y'all are good
tis the season

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“A Sigh of Relief”: Bwog Reviews Latenite Fall 2017 Anthology

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bwog reviews
Late Nite
student theatre
tbh every night is a late night if you try hard enough
there's some language in the show that's why sorry
there's some language in this one kids

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Bwog Reviews: Love Is An Open Doorchesis

Aliya Schneider 0

bless our photographer
dance
did not originally plan on reviewing this
frozen
orchesis
powerful
puns
wholesome
workesis

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