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Study Break It Down With Uptown Vocal

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2013 3 Comments

Take another break with another talented a capella group. This time, we’ve got some jazzy performances from Uptown Vocal. Pump yourself up thinking about Bond, James Bond:

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Is The Elephant On The Stairs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2013 14 Comments

Alright Class of 2018-ers, it’s our penultimate day of staff schedules. Another sophomore gives you her Tuesday. 9:00 am: My roommate’s alarm wakes me up. I guess I should get up too. 9:09 am: Roommate’s alarm re-awakens me. Rip covers off. Greet the world with a loud “fuuuuck.” Head to the shower, but they’re both […]

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Bwog in Bed: In Brief

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2013 5 Comments

Bwogline: A federal judge ruled that the NSA’s metadata collection violates the Fourth Amendment. Finals tip: Ask a more devoted student in your class that you sort of know to borrow her notes. Procrastinate: Engage in serious intellectual discourse, for a change. Overseen:

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‘Twas The Dark Night Of The Soul, And All Through The House…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2013 13 Comments

….not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. We’ve all had some dark nights lately. We’re all likely to have a few more before Friday. Tonight, let us gather in honor and tribute of those souls who briefly succumbed to that darkness, and provided us both with photographic evidence and solemn remembrance.

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Snowball Fight Warps Into War On Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 14 Comments

Late last night we got a tip about an attack from the War on Fun (it’s back) that occurred at Saturday night’s Snowball Fight. We present the story to you in full: Okay so in the middle of the snowball fight last [Saturday] night, a few dedicated souls opted to forgo the catharsis of violently […]

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Actual Wisdom: Christia Mercer

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 13 Comments

We’re officially in the last business week of finals. To remind you why you all came here/get you back to your roots, our Actual Wisdom storyteller tonight is Christia Mercer, a modern day Homer. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Why do you think I exist? Claim to fame: Fame is a relative […]

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Study Break It Down With SHARP

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 0 Comments

It’s finals and things are kinda dark. But why not cheer up with some musical stylings from the lovely boys of SHARP? Throughout the week, as you’re taking finals, we’ll give you some quick study breaks featuring the talented musical groups at Columbia. Here, SHARP honors the greatest musical genius of our time, featuring a […]

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Junior Year Checklist: Already Over It

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 13 Comments

Everyone forgets about junior year. Freshman year is for #COLLEGE, sophomore year is for slumping, and senior year is for #COLLEGE round two. But what about junior year? Bwog’s got you covered. Here’s everything you need to get done before ohmyGodI’maseniorhow’dthathappenI’msoOLD. Embrace the Ennui Change your sophomore “no fucks given” attitude to the more positively phrased […]

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Primal Scream Your Heart Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 3 Comments

Last night y’all screamed for Primal Scream, one of the few traditions we keep up here at this fine university, along with losing our minds during finals seasons, writing weirdly aggressive passive aggressive notes, and misplacing brownstones. This year, the Class of 2014 attempted a new tradition, with about 30 seniors gathering at Alma to […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kyla Cheung

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 16 Comments

In our continuing series of midyear Senior Wisdoms for midyear graduates, we bring you Kyla Cheung, who’s been working on her Senior Wisdom for years. Seriously. Name, Hometown, School: Kyla, Jersey, Barnumbia Claim to fame? Ha, “fame.” Mmhm. Okay. I suspect I got nominated for this because I started writing parts of this Senior Wisdom years ago. […]

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Needs Closure, Likes Editing

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 2 Comments

While our past staffer schedules have revolved around our rather unproductive weekends, Senior Staff Writer Julia Goodman brings the Class of 2018 her average Monday. 7:00 am: My alarm goes off. Ugh…five more minutes… 7:05 am: My alarm goes off again. 7:10 am: And again. 7:15 am: And again. Time for the most difficult decision […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Beginning of the End

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 0 Comments

Whether today is your ticket to freedom or the beginning of a new wave of finals, Bwog invites you to hop in bed with us for a few minutes before you start your Monday. Oh, you thought we meant that in a sexual way? Get your mind out of the gutter. This is about cuddling […]

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Orgo Night: Back In The But

Bwog Staff 1

how the hell do you smuggle a giant drum past the metal detectors
it's a hanukkah miracle
next year in 209
orgo night
too soon?
we're masturbatory af but at least we own it

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The Albums That Defined Our Semester

Zack Abrams 2

all of these are such great choices *cough* except reputation *cough*
im basically a seas student
look at all those embeds
melodrama obviously the right answer
the goat

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Barnard President Sian Beilock Gives Update On Diversity And Inclusion Task Force

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and the orgo night script said beilock hasn't done anything!
barnard
creating a new administrative position is actually pretty cool
task force on diversity and inclusion

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Ferris Forever? Only If You Sign Out….

Aliya Schneider 4

breakfast clubs broken up across colleges
ferrisfornever
heartbroken
hurt
i didn't even know what time it was
i had to write the time I was putting my plate at the outlet counter right outside
maybe they should have thought this through before instilling this culture
she just wanted more eggs
shook
witnessed my innocent friend get yelled at

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Bwog In Bed: You Must Pay $5.99 To View This Content Edition

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check out our orgo night review coming later today
don't wanna fall in love off of subtweets
i should be studying but im doing this so yall better appreciate me
send nudes? really? that the best you got?

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Orgo Night Script Is Out

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209 was rowdy tonight
back in the but
cumb delivered!
home sweet home
orgo night yo

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BREAKING: Important Message From The CU Marching Band

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administration
cumb
orgo night
orgo night is in 209
suck it
wooooo

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An Unofficial Ranking Of Frat Party Jungle Juices

Bwog Staff 0

beta jungle juice is nasty
dads <3 dsig
fuck kool-aid
i just hate the color
lmaoooo

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