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Drawing a Blank

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 82 Comments

Update, 8:30 pm Parida sends us this follow-up message to you, dear readers, to clarify your questions/concerns/finals-induced-rants: “Hey guys this was a joke. I turned it in and then turned in a real assignment afterwards. Good luck on your finals. Don’t do what you thought I did. That would be bad.” Parida, CC ’15, submitted four […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kendall Tucker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 16 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kendall Hope Tucker, Sudbury Massachusetts, Columbia College Claim to fame? President of the Roosevelt Institute, perpetual freshman, person who won’t stop gloating about the Red Sox Where are you going? Home with a few stops on the way! First Israel, then DC for a few months (where I’ll be working at a start-up tech firm). […]

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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]

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Bwog Got Its Own TLC Show

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

We all know that everyone is scraping along those final dollars until you go home and make your parents buy your coffee for you subsidize your spending needs. Also, it can be a little embarrassing to go home to mom and only bring home a couple disappointing C’s and new notches on your belt. To […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Last Lazy Sunday

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 0 Comments

After last night’s “snowstorm” revelries, we invite you all to crawl into bed with us for a few more minutes on this last lazy Sunday of the year. You’re so close to the end of finals you can taste it. There’s still studying and essay writing to be done, but that can all wait for […]

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College Walk Archetypes: Chain-Smoking Intellectual

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Remember the glory of Butler Archetypes? We missed them on Bwog so we’re bringing them back with an eye for College Walk (and being incredibly liberal in our definition of “College Walk” such that it basically constitutes anything between Butler and Low). First up, we asked Features Editor Alexander Pines to give us the chain-smoking […]

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An Orgo Virgin Walks Into 209…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 24 Comments

At the last Bwog meeting, we asked who wanted to review Orgo Night. Elizabeth Self asked “What’s Orgo Night?” We responded, “Don’t worry about it just show up to Butler 209 at 11:30 pm.” So for you this semester we have two accounts of Orgo Night: from an Orgo virgin and a more, uh, experienced […]

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Sophomore Year Checklist: Shouldn’t You Be Good At This By Now?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 2 Comments

Sophomores have a year of college under their collective belts already but that doesn’t mean they are suddenly wise. They just screw up in slightly more sophisticated and shameful ways than freshman year. Maybe it’s a learning experience? Or maybe sophomore year is just a little bit miserable. Bwog is rooting for you. The Slump […]

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Actual Wisdom: Richard Pious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

It’s the weekend! Our suggestion to you on this snowy Saturday is to forgo Butler and curl up in your bed by the window to do your studying as the snow falls. To help you along the path to enlightenment, we bring you the wisdom of Richard Pious, who’s “just a humble professor.” Justify your […]

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Actual Quote: “I sat on Lee Bollinger’s bed and was watching football on TV.”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 12 Comments

Before Bollinger was president of Columbia, he was president of Michigan. And despite the way he left—setting off a not-minor kerfluffle at UMich by leaving right after averring that he had no intention to leave—PrezBo left his mark on UMich. See, at right, PrezBo at a house party he hosted after a huge UMich football […]

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Calls Mom, Double Dates

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 15 Comments

Continuing our welcome of the Early Decision admits to the Class of 2018, Bwog presents Saturday Daily Editor Britt Fossum’s typical Saturday. 8:30 am: Woken up by Skype noises coming from an open computer. It was left open because I fell asleep fully dressed at 9 PM the night before waiting for a friend to […]

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The Puppies are Coming, The Puppies are Coming!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2013 11 Comments

Yes, there is a thing called the Puppy Coalition. And yes, they are coming to a freshman dorm near you! From 1:45pm-3:30pm there will be puppies in the John Jay and Furnald lounges. In addition there will be “crazy holiday crafts,” and something described as “back rubs” from a masseuse team called “Stressbusters” in John Jay. […]

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Orgo Night: Back In The But

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how the hell do you smuggle a giant drum past the metal detectors
it's a hanukkah miracle
next year in 209
orgo night
too soon?
we're masturbatory af but at least we own it

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The Albums That Defined Our Semester

Zack Abrams 2

all of these are such great choices *cough* except reputation *cough*
im basically a seas student
look at all those embeds
melodrama obviously the right answer
the goat

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Barnard President Sian Beilock Gives Update On Diversity And Inclusion Task Force

Abby Rubel 0

and the orgo night script said beilock hasn't done anything!
barnard
creating a new administrative position is actually pretty cool
task force on diversity and inclusion

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Ferris Forever? Only If You Sign Out….

Aliya Schneider 4

breakfast clubs broken up across colleges
ferrisfornever
heartbroken
hurt
i didn't even know what time it was
i had to write the time I was putting my plate at the outlet counter right outside
maybe they should have thought this through before instilling this culture
she just wanted more eggs
shook
witnessed my innocent friend get yelled at

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Bwog In Bed: You Must Pay $5.99 To View This Content Edition

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check out our orgo night review coming later today
don't wanna fall in love off of subtweets
i should be studying but im doing this so yall better appreciate me
send nudes? really? that the best you got?

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Orgo Night Script Is Out

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209 was rowdy tonight
back in the but
cumb delivered!
home sweet home
orgo night yo

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BREAKING: Important Message From The CU Marching Band

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administration
cumb
orgo night
orgo night is in 209
suck it
wooooo

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An Unofficial Ranking Of Frat Party Jungle Juices

Bwog Staff 0

beta jungle juice is nasty
dads <3 dsig
fuck kool-aid
i just hate the color
lmaoooo

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