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Columbia Journal of Literary Criticism: Call for Editors

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

The Columbia Journal of Literary Criticism, which publishes student writing twice a year and holds debates and seminars, is looking for editors. They sent Bwog the presser below (emphasis added by Bwog). We are currently seeking to appoint associate and senior editors. Senior and associate editors will read submissions to help determine which will be […]

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Shit People Steal From Dining Halls

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 7 Comments

Recently, Bwog asked for the weirdest things people have stolen from the dining halls. Here are some of the responses! The hoarders: “Through Pavlovian psychology, I’ve trained the freshman in my suite in Hartley to steal fruit daily” “I saw a girl (who may or may not have been my roommate) fill several 1-liter plastic bottles […]

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Bwog Sports: Soccer Dominates

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 4 Comments

Spotlight on Soccer The Lady Lions have been kicking the ball as of late. They’ve also been blocking the ball well (insert sexual reference here). Columbia’s women’s soccer team won their third shutout performance in four games, beating LIU Brooklyn on Sunday. The “W” is also Columbia’s second consecutive home win at home. Senior Beverley […]

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Morningside Almanac: 10/3/13

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Stop by Columbia’s Greenmarket on your way to class for tasty fresh fruit, vegetables, baked goods, and everything else delicious. The Greenmarket is every Thursday and Sunday—enjoy! A brief spate of warm weather will bring in the last of the summer produce, and ripens the produce of fall. Come by the info table to see […]

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Bwoglines: Government Shutdown Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Send this to all your Georgetown friends—someone has put Capitol Hill up for rent. While the extra cash won’t really help that much with the budget deficit, it’s probably an upgrade from whatever university housing your friends happen to be staying in. What would reporting on the shutdown look like if it happened in another […]

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Desperately Seeking: The Marching Band’s Porno

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

Bwog has received the most…scintillating….tip that the Columbia University Marching Band is shooting an amateur pornography video for submission to the annual HUMP! festival. Characters as diverse as tubas, oboes, and *accordions* may be appropriated as anatomical substitutions for their sick, sick pleasure. If you know what we mean. In response to our frantic inquiries, […]

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BREAKING: Update on Police and Motorcycle Activity

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

If you have no idea what’s going on around Amsterdam and 113th right now, read our earlier post first. New updates: Multiple police barricades are set up around Amsterdam An NYPD helicopter has been sighted (and heard) roaming the skies. Bikers are coming up from Brooklyn and Queens to join the group. According to this group, […]

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The Conspiracy Theorist: Enter the But(t)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Hello again, legion of Bwog. It is once again safe for me to cease radio silence and let you in on the truth behind the lies. Blue Cheetah here with another hair-rising, tail-twitching, haunch-trembling discovery. My recent intel about Pupin Plaza may have been shocking, but get ready for a true revelation. This time I […]

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2Girls1Snack: Sweet Tea

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Bwoggers Elizabeth Self and Lorna Hale, the two halves to Bwog’s Tastebuds, bring you their latest 2Girls1Snack adventure: Sweet Tea. Just drink and forget. Nantucket Nectars “Half & Half,” $1.79 An amusingly alliterative title does not a delicious drink make. We didn’t know that lemonade came in “brown.” This tasted like mislabeled lemonade and looked […]

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Public Safety Advisory: Motorcycle Rally

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 10 Comments

Update: Here’s what actually happened, with photos. Apparently one of the motorcycle drivers in the crash and subsequent assault on the Henry Hudson Parkway last Sunday is being treated at St. Luke’s Hospital. Prepare for a bumpy ride. Public Safety Friends, I am writing to inform you that we are in receipt of information that there may […]

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Free Flu Shots!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 3 Comments

Notice everyone around you getting sick? Have hundreds of pages to read, and can’t afford to spend the day in bed? Go get your free flu vaccine from Columbia Health. They’ll be having “flu fairs” throughout October in convenient locations such as: The 6th floor of the International Affairs Building October 10th, 11am-2pm Jerome Greene Hall […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Midterms already getting you down? Don’t worry we got you covered. Madysen Luebke, one of Bwog’s Arts Editors, has created this list of arts-related events to perk up you. Submit arts events you know of to events@bwog.com. All Weekend Columbia School of the Arts Theatre Presents The WASPS, a play by Dianne Nora. It’ll be […]

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A Eulogy For Football’s Monday Motivation

Ross Chapman 0

appreciation post for whoever runs the football twitter
Homecoming was really only the pregame for saturday night
i am a softened potato
if football keeps winning will I get straight A's?
keep shakin
maybe I'll actually go to homecoming
motivation monday

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ESC Engages In Reformation

Finn Klauber 0

bwog can't be the only one going through cat withdrawal right meow
engineering student council
esc
fuck you science
keep shakin
pdf the days away
we love free shit
where tf is oprah when you need her

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SGA Interfaces With Title IX

Dassi Karp 1

administrative guests is to SGA what voting and passing things is to the other school councils
being barnard
broken and robbed
first years are our only hope
important stuff
sga
snaps for snaps

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Bwoglines: Power, Pantsuits And Puerto Rico Edition

Roberta Rhyse 11

art is good
bwog helps you procrastinate
food is lyf
get insta famous
help puerto rico
no really food is important
social media campaigns always turn out so well

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Field Notes: An Ode to FAPing

Thomas Saenz 0

"professional new age porn star"
bwog is wild
fap
fap with bwog
field notes
highkey have called my parents to avoid doing stuff
how do you black out at a fucking polo match
so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift
someone link me to romanian music that sounds lit
someone stop me I'm literally 5 years old
the face mask one hurts me on the inside
what is new age pornography

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Mountains, Simulations, And Dystopia: Ian Cheng’s Emissaries At MoMA PS1

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arts arts arts
bwog is cultured
could we get a good ig post out of it tho
moma ps1
sounds like something my art hum professor would hate
still don't know what's happening in these pieces
this would be crazy to see high
we stan ian cheng

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What’s Up With Ferris’s New Bouncer?

Bwog Staff 1

do you even go here
ferris bouncer
ferris pasta
ferris titties
GRRR IM GONNA EAT YOUR FAKE ID
hate to see me go but LOVE TO WATCH ME LEAVE
have fun making that western union call ALONE
I EAT FAKE IDS FOR BREAKFAST
please im 21
these titties aren't underage
who runs this damn website idk
whoDO YOU KNOW HERE
you don't need to drink alcohol to have fun
you don't need to go to ferris to have fun

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CCSC Talks Friendship, Bias, and Bylaws In The Satow Room

Nadra Rahman 1

at one point a pic of josh schenk and hillary clinton was amplified on the screen
ccsc
friend2friend fostering ccsc friendship
i'm a pretty partial person
ya we missed the first meeting

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