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Shit People Steal From Dining Halls

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 7 Comments

Recently, Bwog asked for the weirdest things people have stolen from the dining halls. Here are some of the responses! The hoarders: “Through Pavlovian psychology, I’ve trained the freshman in my suite in Hartley to steal fruit daily” “I saw a girl (who may or may not have been my roommate) fill several 1-liter plastic bottles […]

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Bwog Sports: Soccer Dominates

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 4 Comments

Spotlight on Soccer The Lady Lions have been kicking the ball as of late. They’ve also been blocking the ball well (insert sexual reference here). Columbia’s women’s soccer team won their third shutout performance in four games, beating LIU Brooklyn on Sunday. The “W” is also Columbia’s second consecutive home win at home. Senior Beverley […]

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Morningside Almanac: 10/3/13

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Stop by Columbia’s Greenmarket on your way to class for tasty fresh fruit, vegetables, baked goods, and everything else delicious. The Greenmarket is every Thursday and Sunday—enjoy! A brief spate of warm weather will bring in the last of the summer produce, and ripens the produce of fall. Come by the info table to see […]

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Bwoglines: Government Shutdown Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 03, 2013 0 Comments

Send this to all your Georgetown friends—someone has put Capitol Hill up for rent. While the extra cash won’t really help that much with the budget deficit, it’s probably an upgrade from whatever university housing your friends happen to be staying in. What would reporting on the shutdown look like if it happened in another […]

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Desperately Seeking: The Marching Band’s Porno

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

Bwog has received the most…scintillating….tip that the Columbia University Marching Band is shooting an amateur pornography video for submission to the annual HUMP! festival. Characters as diverse as tubas, oboes, and *accordions* may be appropriated as anatomical substitutions for their sick, sick pleasure. If you know what we mean. In response to our frantic inquiries, […]

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BREAKING: Update on Police and Motorcycle Activity

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 14 Comments

If you have no idea what’s going on around Amsterdam and 113th right now, read our earlier post first. New updates: Multiple police barricades are set up around Amsterdam An NYPD helicopter has been sighted (and heard) roaming the skies. Bikers are coming up from Brooklyn and Queens to join the group. According to this group, […]

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The Conspiracy Theorist: Enter the But(t)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Hello again, legion of Bwog. It is once again safe for me to cease radio silence and let you in on the truth behind the lies. Blue Cheetah here with another hair-rising, tail-twitching, haunch-trembling discovery. My recent intel about Pupin Plaza may have been shocking, but get ready for a true revelation. This time I […]

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2Girls1Snack: Sweet Tea

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Bwoggers Elizabeth Self and Lorna Hale, the two halves to Bwog’s Tastebuds, bring you their latest 2Girls1Snack adventure: Sweet Tea. Just drink and forget. Nantucket Nectars “Half & Half,” $1.79 An amusingly alliterative title does not a delicious drink make. We didn’t know that lemonade came in “brown.” This tasted like mislabeled lemonade and looked […]

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Public Safety Advisory: Motorcycle Rally

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 10 Comments

Update: Here’s what actually happened, with photos. Apparently one of the motorcycle drivers in the crash and subsequent assault on the Henry Hudson Parkway last Sunday is being treated at St. Luke’s Hospital. Prepare for a bumpy ride. Public Safety Friends, I am writing to inform you that we are in receipt of information that there may […]

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Free Flu Shots!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 3 Comments

Notice everyone around you getting sick? Have hundreds of pages to read, and can’t afford to spend the day in bed? Go get your free flu vaccine from Columbia Health. They’ll be having “flu fairs” throughout October in convenient locations such as: The 6th floor of the International Affairs Building October 10th, 11am-2pm Jerome Greene Hall […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 2 Comments

Midterms already getting you down? Don’t worry we got you covered. Madysen Luebke, one of Bwog’s Arts Editors, has created this list of arts-related events to perk up you. Submit arts events you know of to events@bwog.com. All Weekend Columbia School of the Arts Theatre Presents The WASPS, a play by Dianne Nora. It’ll be […]

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PSA: Get on top of Barnard

By Bwog Staff on Oct 02, 2013 1 Comments

Apparently Dean Hinkson and Barnard’s Student Government Association have opened the roof of the Diana Center from 12:00-2pm today. That’s right, you are actually allowed to go on the roof. So hop on this intrepid sit-outsiders. Enjoy the weather. And don’t forget to thank your friendly SGA. Their first town hall is this Thursday, 6-8pm, […]

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Philosophy Class Drinking Game

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bwog baby zaddy
bwog does not condone underaged drinking even though no where in this post there is any mention of underaged drinking we just like disclaimers
drinking game
i pay student life fees therefore I exist -- a quote from fucking ricky's senior wisdom (yes can you believe we can actual extract quotes from those 10 words of a senior wisdom)
philosophy
please dont touch my hair
thinking about stuff
thinking...... hard

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A Bucket List For The First Day Of The Spookiest Month

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graphic novels
i am sleepy
kick the bucket list
lexieelxxsjdlfkjslexie
movies and discussions
tag
tags
thursday nights at butler
who needs FE when you can graphic novel
who wants to write my article for me

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Open Meeting Announcement

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bwog
bwog meeting amirite
come and join
life without bwog would be just life
quality journalism
snacks snacks snacks
that tag did not make sense
we are friendly
woohoo

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Bwoglines: Just Another Sunday Edition

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get your daily dose of news
how is it already sunday again?
I wouldn't know because I will be in Butler studying
if anyone knows
my first Bwogline how exciting
New York got so cold within the span of 1 day
pray for humanity
pray for those hurt in Edmonton
sleep is not overrated
slumber Sunday
that would be much appreciated
what is happening on campus today

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Where Do The 110 Elevators Go After 11pm?

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conspiracybwog
listening to too much adventure zone?
shoutout to the 110 security guards they're very nice
we just wanna do our laundry after bwog meeting!

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Where Art Thou: Going Global

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arts
arts are going global today
bwog goes global too
columbia doesn't need to go global because it already is global
columbia university in the city of new york in the state of new york in the unites states of america in the world in the universe
in the city of new york
where art thou?

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Fall 2017 CCSC, ESC, SGA Election Results

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bwop tart
ccsc elections
ccsc president is in my lit hum class
does that make me famous lol
doesn't that make me kind of a celebrity
election season is upon us
elections
esc elections
im kinda glad elections are over though
my facebook newsfeed is definitely glad
sga elections

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Bwoglines: So Clean, So Fresh Edition

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but the real question is if i can use a tic tac in a mint julep
bwop tart
cuba
cuba and the usa get down and dirty
dang and i thought my bronchitis was bad
mozzarella stick
rt to save a cheesi life
sad little mozzarella stick :(
who would win: the powerful natural elements of new york or one cheezi boi

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