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Mad Libs: Lit Hum and CC

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 1 Comments

Writing essays is a skill that Bwog just doesn’t have time to develop. So here is our go-to guide for spitting out grade B (we hope) midterm exam essays for your two favorite courses. Just fill in the blanks and watch your professor’s boredom grow. Literature Humanities: This passage, from (old white guy’s last name) […]

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SGA: Desserts Is Stressed Spelled Backwards

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Hey, remember that time last week when SGA showed up at your door with desserts? Remember how you had to fill out that Google form to place your order? SGA read every last one of them and spent Monday’s meeting identifying trends in your responses. Bold Barnard Bwogger Lauren Beltrone was on the scene. If […]

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RoomHop: The Bro Château

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 16 Comments

“The government may be shutdown, but the Bro Chateau isn’t!” Bwog recently made a couple of weekend visits to the Bro Château, a popular EC townhouse which is becoming known for its themed get-togethers. As always, if you find a room that you think should be hopped, send it to tips@bwog.com. Their most recent event, […]

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ESC: The Changes They Are A-Comin’

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 3 Comments

Reporting on all things rolling in the deep, Bwogtastic reporter Keenan Albee brings you the latest behind the SEAS action. This week ESC was graced by the presence of SEAS Vice Dean Kachani and, not surprisingly, the meeting was chock-full of big announcements. But if a curriculum change isn’t enough to get you all hot […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Where Art Thou? An existential cry for help? An accusation on a phone with bad service? Or an attempt to recreate a play made hundreds of years ago? Madysen Luebke answers all these questions and more with your weekly dose of all events artsy. If you know of any art-related events, send them in to […]

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There She Is, Miss America

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 8 Comments

Why is New Jersey called “The Garden State”? Because it’s too hard to fit “Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State” on a license plate? There she is, Miss America, taking pictures with your Columbia professors. Bwog was tipped the following: “English professor Molly Murray went to a dinner at the mayor’s house, sat by Miss America, got […]

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Bwoglines: The Give and Take

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 0 Comments

The take: A child had his enormous pumpkin stolen. IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN. (Huffington Post) The give: New movie theaters with three screens are coming your way. (Dvice) The take: Sailors have noticed that the “ocean is broken.” This is why we can’t have nice things.(The Herald) The give: Banksy is really cool. And sometimes makes people […]

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Party Testimonial: GenderFuck

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 14 Comments

Because homecoming and parent’s weekend are really the best time to take off your clothes and grind with your classmates, Bwog brings you another party testimonial: GenderFuck! Want to tell Momma Bwog about your crazy weekend? Email us at tips@bwog.com or use our anonymous tip form. I learned three things this weekend: Alcohol makes GenderFuck better, […]

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Bwog’s Midterms Playlist

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 4 Comments

Bwog was wondering: What do you watch or listen to when you go into an exam knowing you’ll fail? Here’s how we pump ourselves up in anticipation of failure, when we’ve really just got to say “fuck it, we’re doing it live.” “The World’s Greatest” by R. Kelly “You Make My Dreams Come True” by Hall […]

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Bwog Reviews: Kill Your Darlings

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 10 Comments

As you may or may not be aware, Columbia was a major hub of the Beat poetry movement, that is if you believe the plaque about Jack Kerouac in the Hartley sky lounge. Daniel Radcliffe shot a movie about the Beats on our campus, and the result, Kill Your Darlings, is now in wide release. […]

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Free Food And Schmoozing (Psst, Seniors Only)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 4 Comments

If you’re not a freshman, sophomore, or junior, you can get free food tonight! From 7:30 to 10:00 tonight, seniors can get eat, drink, and be merry with Dean Valentini in Lerner Party Space at the Senior Fund Giving Day Kickoff—your dream come true! Eat Dino BBQ, drink beer, and talk about Columbia University’s 2nd […]

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The But Commandments

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 6 Comments

BUTLER called out from Floor 9 , and He called Bwog to the top of the mountain. Then But spoke all these words, saying: I. Thou shalt use thine headphones for any and all media playing, lest thou shouldest disturb other studiers. Thus thou shalt do, unless thou happenest to be listening to The Eye […]

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The Ninety-Five Theses, Revisited

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bwog helps you procrastinate
can I drop out now
dis was harder than you think
free speech is so complex here
fuck indulgences though amiright
hey britt are you proud of us
nobody talk to me I need to procrastinate
the ninety five theses
where art thou clit

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Where Art And Climate Meet: Here/Say Part 2

Zoe Rossetto Metcalfe 0

art is politcal
art students are magical creatures
bwog helps you be cultured
bwog is worried about climate change
crafts can save the world
everything goes back to climate change
I am now a vegan
who reads the tags

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SGA Meets Mujeres

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but where was evie
DAD is tomorrow
flip
Food Insecurity
i missed specs photographer
keep on keeping on
las mujeres
mice in DIana??
really though
sg-yay
sga
snaps for snaps
swipes swipes
whose playlist were they playing at the start of meeting i liked it

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Bwoglines: The Dancing Dildo And Diplomats Edition

Roberta Rhyse 2

bwog can boogie
random stories make things better
sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
sass squad
sex toys
smh russia
the world is scary

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Tensions Rise As CUCR Holds Speaker Event

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administration
cucr
cucr protests
free speech month
nypd
student arrest

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CCSC Decides To File Report on CUCR To Student Group Adjudication Board

Nadra Rahman 6

a reference was also made to the nuremberg trials
adjudication
bso
ccsc
cucr
cucr protests
gotta build up stamina for the satow room
how can someone be robbed of their humanity by a statement? uhhhh
kind of surprising tbh
low @ lerner
mansplaining
our student activities fees
sgb
the words "victim olympics" were used at this meeting
these people are really into herman cain
tommy robinson

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What Is That Gust Of The Wind When You Enter Butler?

Jenny Zhu 1

big fart big mood
butler antics
bwop tart
everything goes back to climate change
it's the hot air from all these students' egos
my hair gets fucked up every time I walk into butler
sex smells in the stacks
the spongebob post regarding this on buy sell memes makes me laugh
the wind makes me want to die on the inside

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What The Fuck Is That New Siren Sound

Sarah Dahl 5

ambulance
bwog drama
cars don't move out of the way of these sirens
I miss the old sirens
lives are gonna be lost
not siren-enough
please stop interrupting everything I'm doing every day
siren sound
the new sirens suck
where are the old sirens?
why the fuck are these sirens being used

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