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More Like Close-o-mat, Amirite?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 03, 2013 48 Comments

Cardomat is closing, and that means two things. One, the end of Cardomat’s interminable signs; and two, the availability of primo Broadway retail space. We called, but nobody picked up. Send word if you ascertain what’s going to replace it before we do.

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The Wall of Shame: Our GPAs Are Waiting

By Bwog Staff on Jan 01, 2013 213 Comments

We’re not sure about you, but Bwog woke up this morning thinking 2013 would be different. We had high hopes that everything we wanted would come with this new year and all our wishes would be fulfilled. And then we checked SSOL, and grades were still missing. 2013 has come, and nothing has changed. In […]

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The App That Will Change Your Life

By Bwog Staff on Dec 30, 2012 18 Comments

Several traveling tipsters have reported the awesome new MTA app will make your downtown ventures that much easier. The MTA Subway Time app basically displays the exact same information that’s on the overhead station clocks—the projected train arrival times, including any delays—except on your phone. As the helpful image to the right illustrates, you can see […]

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Join Columbia’s Hottest Social Network

By Bwog Staff on Dec 29, 2012 21 Comments

The next Mark Zuckerberg works in CUIT, and he’s created a social network exclusively for Columbia students. This isn’t your grandmother’s Courseworks, with its “graphical log-in.” This is a cutting-edge social network. Every Columbia student now has a profile (just click on “Profile” under “My Workspace”). Here, you can list “Personal Information” (favorite TV shows, […]

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Find Another Way to Procrastinate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2012 9 Comments

Update: Spec has returned from its time off/defeated the malware, and is no longer blocked by Google Chrome. At last, your endless cycle of Top Sites surfing is complete again. Apparently not all Columbians appreciate the ideas of “break” and “being away” and keep coming back to check campus news like addicts to an opium den. We […]

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Students Petition for Class on Marxism

By Bwog Staff on Dec 26, 2012 42 Comments

It may come as a shock, but the University of Havana (North) currently offers no philosophy class devoted to our patron saint, Karl Marx. Sure, half of the courses here analyze things “from a Marxist perspective” but there is no class that takes an in-depth look at Marx’s philosophy and its relationship to Hegel’s. But […]

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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

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…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]

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Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.

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Bwog’s Choose Your Own Drunk Adventure: Getting Into JJ’s

Victoria Arancio 0

black hole of drunkenness
bwog tackles a drunk crisis
choose your own adventure
do not get fish in JJ's
don't get CAVA'd
everything is better after 2
f is for friends
I went into JJ's and used a meal swipe for an apple
there is not a lot that I wouldn't do for a cheeseburger tbh

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Where Art Thou: Study Time

Gowan Moïse 0

'everything from electronica to Indian classical to the jazz legend Thelonious Monk' sounds pretty lit for a jazz concert
but seriously check out 'username' and 'summertime'
drop deadline is long gone so you're stuck!
how are those take-home midterms shaping up?
NoCo study sessions or bust
NOMADS (New and Original Material Authored and Directed by Students???)
that midterm date is coming up!

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Bwoglines: Let’s Agree To Disagree Edition

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Black Lives Matter
bwoglines
cheeseheads in Wisconsin are freaking out
cheetos fingers are worse than trump
gorilla rights for Harambe
I don't want to talk about trump anymore smh
if rbg isn't your inspiration to work out more you're doing something wrong

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Words, Words, They’re All We Have To Go On

Tamara Barriot 2

absurdism
can't believe they're dead. why did they have to die
rosencrantz and guildenstern are my problematic faves
show me a more iconic duo
sisyphus

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The People I See Before 8:40 On Friday

Angelica Lagasca 0

i used thesaurus.com for some of these words
mi amor forevermore
pokemon go might be a hasbeen but rattata will always have my heart
the lawnmower and me: a project exploring the psychic exchange of unspoken thoughts
the walls of john jay are so thin people have probably heard me fart
which reminds me i need to get some cutlery from j*hn j*y

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Secretary of Energy Ernest Moniz’s Call For Action

Ross Chapman 0

can you believe in stranger things the department of energy had the funding to rip a hole in spacetime and create a portal to another dimension
ernest and his luscious locks
iconic
the american approach
the ernest moniz side-eye™

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Bwoglines: Realizing Things Edition

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but what if i don't want to keep realizing things
bwoglines
can you imagine trump doing midterms
do you think humans will be the next to self-destruct? comment below and dont forget to subscribe
i can't feel my face when im with u or anything else rly because i'm numb
i would eat all of the cheese even if im lactose intolerant if that meant saving america from its general state of degradation
i've always wanted to be like matt damon
why is the girl in the room next to me crying?

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The 7 Deadly Columbia Sins, Or Why God Stopped Answering Your Calls

Leo Bevilacqua 0

"you're so fucking talented"
#xoxogossipgirl
atone
be kind rewind
can i buy this with flex?
cava
do something good for a change
Georgina Sparks
god is tired of ur bs
good is the new black
idol
jesus take the wheel
john jay sushi
love thy neighbor
purity is the new black just ask the jonas brothers
seven deadly sins
sinning
yomkippur

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