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Bwog in Bed: Shitty Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 11, 2013 4 Comments

Everything is awful except for the Slow Loris. Holy fucking shit the Slow Loris. Bwoglines: Randy Jackson leaves American idol. (E!) Carbon dioxide has not been this high in at least three million years. (NYT) You decide which is the greater tragedy. Finals Tip: Don’t be a shitty person. Instead, drop out and become a cheese wit. (NYT) […]

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Senior Wisdom: Matt Martinez

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 21 Comments

Tonight’s Senior Wisdom: Matt Martinez, who makes some excellent cheese-related puns (after Bwog’s own heart), and quotes some Winnie the Pooh. Name, Hometown, School: Matthew Patrick Martinez; Sayville, NY; Columbia College Claim to fame? Actor in KCST and Latenite Theatre; wrote my thesis on larping; read The Night Before Christmas at the Yule Log Ceremony […]

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PeopleHop: Joshua Martin Finds a New Home with Kansas City Chiefs

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 20 Comments

…And now for something sports-related at Columbia that’s just straight-up awesome: Josh Martin, who was signed by the Kansas City Chiefs, sits down with Kansas rep Zachary Hendrickson to talk about being a free agent, a band nerd, and successful in general. Bwog: First of all, congratulations! What did it feel like, being signed by […]

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The Puppies Are Back!

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 33 Comments

We figured y’all might need a few light-hearted things to round out this week. So did SWP the Puppy Coalition. To that end, your favorite stress-relievers — THE PUPPIES — are coming back to John Jay to banish your woes. Tomorrow from 2:00 to 3:30 in the John Jay and Furnald lounges, countless (okay, around […]

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Lost: Earbuds

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 0 Comments

I lost a pair of black skull candy earbuds. They are completely black and have a microphone on the right side. I also lost a big black plastic (1.5 liter) waterbottle the same day. The water bottle has a big ”a” on it in white, says columbia health services on it, and has a piece […]

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ID Section of Lit Hum Final Leaked, Not Included in Final Score

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 178 Comments

Dear readers, we wish we were lying. We were intending to take today lightly, give everyone some space to breathe, give you fun things to watch and read, maybe talk about puppies coming to campus (more on that in a later post). Instead, however, we’ve been informed that this fine university possibly has another widespread cheating […]

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Fruit Paunch’s 24 Hour Show Starts Now

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 6 Comments

And now for something actually light: Fruit Paunch, Columbia’s improv comedy group, is having their annual 24-hour show from 5 p.m. tonight (a.k.a. right now) until 5 p.m. tomorrow. As you may have guessed, they’ll be doing improv for those 24 hours straight — no pause, no breaks for air. If you need a 24-hour […]

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Library Room Reviews: Diana 300

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 13 Comments

Next in our series of reviews of the library rooms we hate to love: the reading room on the third floor of the Diana center. So yeah, the Diana reading room is not technically a “library room”. Fine, you win, revoke my blogging license. However, not being in a library is what makes the Diana […]

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Senior Wisdom: Rachel Nash Bronstein

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 35 Comments

In the first Senior Wisdom of the day, we bring you a reveal: Rachel Nash Bronstein has been running the anonymous and popular My Life Is Barnard twitter account. Upon her departure, she wants to come clean… Name, Hometown, School: Rachel Nash Bronstein, Newton MA, Barnard College Claim to fame? I’m the third of MyLifeisBarnard […]

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Bwog In Bed: All Tired Out

By Bwog Staff on May 10, 2013 8 Comments

Bwogline: The spire of One World Trade Center was bolted in this morning, officially bringing the building to stand at 1,776 feet tall. (CNN) Finals Tip: Caffeine keeps you up, sugar makes you crash. So only drink RedBull or other sugary energy drinks if you plan on sleeping later. Otherwise, use coffee or tea. Procrastinate: […]

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Some Football Players: Sorry, We’re Not Sorry

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2013 263 Comments

A group of seniors, including at least two football players, were overheard around 4 pm today in the line for commencement tickets in Lerner making light of the situation involving the football team, according to an anonymous tipster. She was listening to the group standing next to her in line, and after about 20 minutes […]

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Orgo Night And Midnight Breakfast Tonight

By Bwog Staff on May 09, 2013 12 Comments

In case all the recent breaking news has distracted you from finals week, some things never change: Orgo Night will take place tonight at 11:59 pm in Butler 209. And you can bet there will have been some last-minute additions to the script. Also tonight: Midnight Breakfast at, naturally, midnight in LeFrak Gymnasium. Whether you […]

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Senior Wisdom: Karim Nader

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can we come to ur pj party
furnald uncle
go watch varzi's video on holes and die happy
gotta catch em all
hartley step sister
hi we love philosophy majors
it's drake
love yourself know your worth -- drake (or gandhi?)
senior wisdom
thanks carman mom yes i grabbed a jacket
we can catch some of them
whos the john jay dad

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Senior Wisdom: Alex Della Santina

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bye bye b@b
CUMB on!!
put orgo back in 209
sanTina fey
scorpio november or sagittarius november
senior wisdom
we heart seas

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CUBE’s The Sleeping Beauty

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ballet
cube
iconic will ur fav ever??
loved the costumes
seriously how were they all so good?!?
she literally had a pink tutu

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Bwog Meeting Tonight!

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90% of all CU tinder bios include buzzwords "entrepreneur" and "hedge fund"
almost finals
but Summer
fuck spec
lerner 505
meeting announcement
tinder advice

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Bwoglines: Everything Is Shit, But We Know That Already Edition

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baby
bwoglines
columbia sloth
everything is still shit
fetus
fetus arts
final is here fuck
fuck fuck fuck
sloth is my favorite

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Uptown Eats: Best Restaurants Above 120th Street

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a whole lot closer than the east village
bwog word of mouth
is this making you hungry?
la salle and tiemann = apparent culinary hotspot
yelp also approves of these restaurants

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Bernheim And Schwartz To Shut Its Doors

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bernheim & schwartz
bernheim & schwartz closing
bernheim closing
BoSchwo

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“Measure Heaped In Joy”: Bwog Reviews KCST’s As You Like It

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arts review
betsy procrastinated on writing this review by reading everyone's program bios
bwog loves shakespeare's dick jokes
drunk show = best show
kcst
shakespeare
shout-out to the kcst program for putting everyone's class and year next to their bios!! wish all shows did that!!!!
we really wanted one of those s'mores from the campfire scene though
when will kcst do a show on barnard's campus? (just kidding we know dean hinkson would never let them)

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