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Notes and Keys on VH1

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 5 Comments

While you were cramming for your first final, Notes and Keys, Columbia’s oldest co-ed a cappella group, performed on VH1’s Big Morning Buzz Live with the likes of Bon Jovi and Christina Milian (Kermit was also there, but he didn’t sing). A tipster tells us that the group was contacted by Universal Pictures to promote the […]

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The Puppies Return

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 11 Comments

Celebrate the end of your LitHum/CC/all of the finals with the return of happiness, a.k.a a bunch of really sweet dogs hanging out in your dorms. Tomorrow from 2 to 3:30 p.m., the lounges of John Jay and Furnald will be overcome with puppy fur, hot chocolate, cider, and Stressbusters (JJ only). Here’s the list […]

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Ballin’ Over Break

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 34 Comments

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to stay on campus over winter break? You may be like Bwog and predict a mental breakdown would ensue if you had to see Butler one more time after your last exam, let alone repeatedly for weeks. But a winter break in Morningside Heights is the […]

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2Girls1Snack: Eggnog

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 9 Comments

In this edition of 2girls1snack, our intrepid tasters take on that most insidious yet strangely beloved of holiday treats: eggnog. Despite their (for one) general aversion to this creamy concoction and (for the other) total inexperience with this and most other elements of Christmas, the 2girls did extensive research in the name of science. And, […]

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Barnard Mails ED Letters This Week, Sees Record Numbers Of Applicants (Again)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 17 Comments

Barnard is mailing its acceptance letters for early decision applicants this week, and reports record numbers of applicants for the third year in a row. Congratulations to the Class of 2017, who now await their decision by snail-mail only. Believe it or not, future first-years, that part might be easier than using eBear. Statement from […]

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Bwog in Bed: What Are Finals?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 2 Comments

Did you get completely caught up in last night’s drama, too? Between finals, protestination, and The Hobbit premiere there is no reason any Columbia student should have been asleep before 2 am last night. So stay asleep a little longer, hit snooze, and stay in bed with us. But once we close our eyes and […]

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Orgo Night (And Associated Protests, Counter-Protests) 2012

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 137 Comments

With all the controversy the CUMB has been stirring up in the past few hours, you’d be a fool to miss Orgo Night. You’d also be a fool to give up your hard-won Butler seat, though, and to stuff your way into a crowd of desperate, tired people. Below, the best of both worlds: a […]

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Actual Wisdom: Herbert Sloan

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 14 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom offers sage advice on the relative values of cheeses, more weird clubs professors are part of, and the sinister side of artichokes. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I exist to help undergraduates acquire a credential that this society seems to value. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes […]

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Thesis Statement Mad Libs: FroSci And Econ Editions

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 3 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. Yesterday […]

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Administrators Scold the Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 193 Comments

The Columbia Marching Band has not always been known for their political correctness, and this time around it seems as if they have taken their controversial humor a step too far. Many people were offended by their Orgo Night “Gaza Strip: everyone wants a piece” promo fliers and took to notifying the administration. Following this, […]

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Cafe Reviews, Part Two

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

In our never-ending effort to steer clear of traditional study spaces, we bring you our next installment of Cafe Reviews. This time, when we say off campus we actually mean off campus (except for the one that’s three blocks away). And brace yourself: two of these places don’t have internet, which will mean you’d only […]

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To Orgo Or To Breakfast?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 6 Comments

Here in the darkness of finals, not one, but two time-honored procrastinatory activities are available for you tonight. You can either catch Orgo Night for politically incorrect jokes in Butler, or nourish your all-nighter at Barnard’s Midnight Breakfast — the theme this year is Electric Breakfast, which means that you have to do the electric […]

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PrezBo Talked Community, Stress, And Freedom Of Speech At Fireside Chat

Rachel Deal 0

do we look cute in this pic with prezbo?
first amendment scholar lee c bollinger
freedom of speech
LCB
oh we googled it the c stands for carroll
prezbo's vacation home in vermont
what does the c stand for?
why was suzanne goldberg so proud of "yoga tuesdays"

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For Whom [Provost] Bell Tolls

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barnard does sports
barnyard's new mascot
barnyard's rat problem grows
BCF
but will there be wine at the reception?
crimea a river
DSpar
first year english
giant inflatable rats are effective
how is plane flying unprofessional? can any former pilots comment?
millie
picketing
provost bell
rat-a-tat-tat
Ring
Ring a Bell
the barn yard
the burning bush
underwater basketweaving
unionization
unrest
what is aleppo?
whine and dine

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Drop It Like It’s Not

Leo Bevilacqua 0

....but why
5 credit hours
bwogaliscious
bye bye arabic
CC state of mind
currently falling asleep listening to Lana Del Rey
drop it like its not
it's lit
jap lyf chose me
no excuses
Obama went here tho
rolling stones lyrics
shawty fire burning on the dance floor
tin foil hats for everybdoy
where is knox hall?
wth
you can't always get what you want

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ESC D.A.R.E.s To Just Say No To Smoking On Campus

Finn Klauber 2

DARE
drink the kool aid
engineering student council
esc
ESC needs to learn how to backup their data
ESC needs to learn some parli pro
follow the rules
good luck with administration lol
just say no
Perkins doesn't seem like he's personally invested in the resolution—just doing his job extremely diligently
there's something meditative about breathing in and out with a cigarette

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Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina

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a global community
back by popular demand
but will there be wine at the reception?
bwogaliscious
damsel in distress
dont cry for me argentina
economy
FML
GDP going up
gradualist approach
LML
populism
punny
so cosmopolitan
the mainstream media
under new management
what is love? baby don't hurt me
what is SIPA?

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Bwoglines: “Is It Too Late Now To Say Sorry?” Edition

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2 midterms 2 many
access hollywood tho
atlantic shitty
but will there be wine at the break fast?
but will there be wine at the reception?
bwogaliscious
bwogawogawaogwaog
bwoglines
casey anthony for prez?
cashmere
columbia horror story
cultural appropriation
Disney's Aladdin is really racist tho
filthy
gotta catch em all
holidays where you cannot eat or drink
how to not get away with being a total asshole
indian summer for trump?
is it too late to say sorry?
it could be worse
keep up with the times
lyin ted
nor-heyyy
NYQUILL
serafina's harlem is not far
shit talk
sycophant
the burning bush family
the cold bothers me sorry elsa
the jap lyfe chose me
what is art hum?
you faker than some sweet n low

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CU Republicans Invite British White Nationalist To Speak

Bwog Staff 2

are you trying to become white nationalists?
Bwog has an honorary "republican" who definitely WON'T be at this event
Columbia Republicans
cucr
what does CUCR hope to learn from this guy
you wild CUCR but wyd like really what the fuck are you doing

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Fire In Schapiro Sparks Arson Rumors

Bwog Staff 2

ahhhh wtf
arson
be safe kids
make it stop
shapiro
so many dorm fires
why can't we be friends

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