Nemo postponed quite a few sporting events this past weekend, but some Columbia teams couldn’t be deterred by the weather in a way that would make the postal service proud. Women’s Swimming & Diving trumped Princeton 194-104 in a home finale honoring seniors. The 200 medley relay broke the school and pool record, and Alena […]
Does this song remind you of every middle school dance ever? Well come relive your middle school days at Bwog as we reminisce on middle school dance classics such as Whine Up,Umbrella,Get Low(clean version), Promiscuous and many more. SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner, 7 pm is where and when it’s at, so come […]
A car flipped over between 111th and 112th on Broadway late this afternoon. The road was closed off as of 4 pm but has since reopened. There is no information concerning the specifics of the event, but we hope everyone involved is okay. Bwog wants to remind its readers to be extra cautious in these […]
All Barnard students received an email from Dean of the College Avis Hinkson reminding you to get your flu shot on Friday announcing Barnard’s new “Support Animal Policy” which itself announces that Barnard is “now committed to accommodating anyone with disabilities for whom these animals provide tremendous comfort and assistance.” The policy falls in line […]
Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. As always, feel free to mention any events we may have missed in the comments section (and/or mock our typos) and we’ll add them. Our […]
Red-cased android cellphone LOST—number is 301-807-0296. Pictures include those of the Budapest skyline and singing of opening lines of Hunchback of Notre Dame in front of the Notre Dame Cathedral…. I WILL BAKE DELICIOUS YUMMINESS FOR WHOEVER RETURNS THE CELLPHONE… thank you. Contact: ecf2131@barnard.edu.
Sometimes, being unproductive can actually help you be more productive. (NYT) Maybe all of these studies about our generation being the most stressed of all generations are actually adding to our stress. (Huffington Post) CBS sent a wardrobe advisory to Grammy attendees, strongly suggesting that there be no “bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks” […]
Tonight’s personals are those of two old-timers: for their second round, we re-introduce Eric Donahue and Byron Jones. Name, Year, School, Major: Eric “Sugartits” Donahue, CC’15, ‘Murican Studiez Preference: Man 2 Woman, Morning 2 Midnight Hometown: Grayslake, Illinois — a town so boring it has “gray” in its goddamn name Your dream date in seven words […]
Last night was Wien’s first ever party, in case you somehow missed all the frantic advertising. Bwog was regrettably not in attendance, but after some quick sleuthing through our Columbia Admirers Facebook feed we were able to come up with a good idea of what it must have been like. Below, a fictionalized take on […]
The most recent cataclysmic disaster to hit Morningside prompted the parents of Bwog to get out their phones and text – text like the wind! When compared to Sandy though, they don’t seem to be nearly as concerned. Apparently, Nemo is less of a blizzard and more of a flurry. Tell us about your crazy […]
Last night (and this morning), ambitious programmers participated in the Devfest Hackathon, a marathon of hacking which started at 6 pm on Friday and ended today at noon. Bwog sent Developer Devotee Maud Rozee to visit the scene. Blizzard Nemo was raging at 11:30 last night when I visited the Devfest Hackathon, making the trip […]
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