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Senior Wisdom: Rachel Ferrari

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2013 12 Comments

Today’s first Senior Wisdom: Rachel Ferrari, SGA hero and aiming for humble excellence. Name, Hometown, School: Rachel Ferrari, Jackson Heights, Queens, Barnard, bitches. Claim to fame? I’ve sat in a room for two hours every Monday night for four brutal years as a student government representative. I’m a huge nerd about it, but all the […]

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Free Pinkberry RIGHT NOW

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2013 10 Comments

Apologies for the late notice (#ButlerBrain), but there is free Pinkberry, in multiple flavors, out in the Broadway, McBain and Ruggles lobbies, courtesy of your lovely Block CAs. Get there quickly–they’re packing up shop at 2 pm! Various delicacies via Shutterstock

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Library Room Reviews: Milstein 303

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2013 3 Comments

In keeping with our finals tradition of reviewing possibly superfluous things like chairs, cafes, and lecture halls, we bring to you some #Finals2013 library room reviews. Because, let’s face it, you want to know as much as possible about the places in which you’ll be spending the next nine days straight. What better way to […]

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Bwog in Bed: Kicking it Off

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2013 2 Comments

Bwog is done with classes and super done with bwoglines. Instead, we’re going to stay in bed and just take a peek at what’s going on in the real world. Help Bwog keep up by sending your crazy overheards/gossip/love letters to tips@bwog.com! Bwogline: Meanwhile, at Wesleyan, administrators are going crazy trying to foil this year’s […]

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Senior Wisdom: Eli Grober

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 20 Comments

Today’s Senior Wisdom, evening edition: Eli Grober teaches you UWriting, and most likely does a better job than your actual UWriting professor did. Name, Hometown, School: Eli Grober, Somerville/Andover, MA, CC Claim to fame? It’s hard for me to take things seriously. I get motion sickness very easily, so I spend a decent amount of […]

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PSA: Bloodthirsty Monsters

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 10 Comments

As spring fully emerges, a new mutant breed of squirrels—created by ingesting the fertilizer in front of Butler—takes over campus as the first step in its quest for world domination. These squirrels have heightened mental and physical capacities, and have been terrorizing unsuspecting undergraduates. A few tipsters risked looking into the squirrels’ fatal beady eyes […]

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Energy Challenge Results Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 1 Comments

Columbia Housing has just announced the winner of their residential Energy Challenge, in which the residence hall that saved the most energy over the course of 26 days. The winner was Hartley: they reduced their energy consumption by 10.3%. Hartley residents will get a celebration catered by Dining Services, date and location TBA. River came in […]

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Senior Wisdom: Yanyi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 30 Comments

Your week just got two times better: we’re doubling up on Senior Wisdoms, since there are just too many wise graduates out there with stories to share. The first senior today: Yanyi, designer extraordinaire (including of Bwog). Name, Hometown, School: Yanyi — Glen Carbon, IL (most recently) but Zigong, China (to be accurate) — Columbia […]

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ABC Election Results Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 7 Comments

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2013-2014 Activities Board Below! According to outgoing ABC president Saketh Kalathur, this year marks a switch to a Direct Democracy mode of representation: each ABC rep was elected only by the groups in their category. Best of luck for next year, all! Executive Board: President: Tony Lee, CC ’15 Vice President: […]

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Bwog Asked: Coping With Finals

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 9 Comments

Finals are just around the corner, and Butler is already crowded with people getting ready. Those poor miserable souls seemed only to have work, but we knew there was more, we wanted to know what kept them going. We asked, “What’s your finals coping mechanism?” here are some of the answers we got. Quiet librarian: […]

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Overheard: LIES

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 7 Comments

Now Low Library is already a bundle of mendacity since it’s not neither a library nor Low, being Prezbo’s little office and one of the tallest buildings on South campus. But now the sensationalist media is tricking our children into misbelief! We overheard a teacher telling his kids: “This is a huge deal! This is […]

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Bwoglines: How Many Fucks Do I Give? Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 0 Comments

NYU opens a new campus, in a nicer location than the both the Village and Abu Dhabi. (Funny Or Die) People will buy the weirdest shit, including an EKG of when Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon. (7News) Honey Boo Boo’s parents exchanged vows. (USA Today) Scientists have found a new species of Theropodfbnakdf. […]

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Orgo Night: Outside Again

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a delightful visual and aural experience
how many shits per square foot do i give
orgo night
varshitty show

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Senior Wisdom: Virginia Fu

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cheese is fucking funny
do you have an internship at home for us too
hi blue and white
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SWS
thanks to university yoga finals no longer freak us out at all thanks CU
we're all crying inside in our linkedin headshots it's ok

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Senior Wisdom: Brett Krasner

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back in everyone's day bacchanal wasn't more complicated than a problem set
bounce on boobs at the museum of sex
class of 2021 you better get out your damn notebooks!
have oral sex with cheese
it's always sunny in Lerner 505
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will the fed ever let us live

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Senior Wisdom: Helen Cane

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barnard divest
bwogarita
make orgasms not cheese
ok so cheese or 1020
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what would you order with the $50 tab prize if you win trivia night
while you're fixing cars do you want to learn how to fix our poll feature :-)

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Bwog In Bed: Americano Edition

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because i drank the damned iced americano i began feeling acute pain in my upper back again
but no really i felt really weird when i took iced americano. i felt great but weird
bwog in bed
i really want to eat peanut butter right now
i was about to title this 'i can't feel anything anymore' but that's a straight-up line from nymphomaniac and im not about to
ia associate with lars von trier ukno
iced americanos taste weird but also empowering
new lana del rey
usual but cafe and starbucks coffee did not measure up to this iced americano it had me shaking for real

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Happy Orgo Night

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209
ann thornton why are you still playing us
butler 209
CUMB outside
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Senior Wisdom: Haley Fica

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find just the right amount of fucks to give
haley is so cool honestly
here at bwog we are pro colored chalk
humans of stem
i can't i have rehearsal
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so is haley
twyla tharp is badass

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Conspiracy Bwog: BoSchwo Closed Because They Didn’t Let In Minors

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berheim and schwartz closing
BoSchwo
conspiracy theory
i tried to call them but they dodged my question then told me to call back later
rip
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stressed out international columbia law students
underage drinking!! ah!!!
why did bernheim close??

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