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The Best of the Worst: The Philolexian Society’s Bad Poetry Contest

By Bwog Staff on Nov 09, 2012 9 Comments

Last night was a good night to be bad at poetry. Columbia’s best bad poets shined up their shoes (*not really), did their hair (*ish), and broke out their tuxes (*in one case, yes) for terrible poetry’s biggest night of the year: the Philolexian Society’s 27th annual Alfred Joyce Kilmer Bad Poetry Contest. Bwog’s expert […]

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Bwog Teaches You About Snow

By Bwog Staff on Nov 09, 2012 2 Comments

As usual, the snow has caused campus to go a little haywire. But never fear, Bwog is here with the top three issues we’re dealing with at the moment. Watch out for the following: 1) Gate closures: If you’re not checking email, you may have been surprised to find the Chapel, Earl Hall, and CEPSR […]

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Bwoglines: Career Advice Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 09, 2012 1 Comments

If you want to be president, remember that politicians are people too, and follow Obama’s example. On the other hand, if you’re looking for a different political position, learn from Chris Christie and try not to snub the candidate you actually campaigned for. (Huff Post) If you want to be a human rights activist, your […]

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Drinking With Obama

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 6 Comments

As intensely dedicated journalists, Bwog has tried hard to avoid bias and hearsay in the months leading up to the election. Finally though, the tough times of campaigning are over, so we can let our hair down and have a drink or two with the knowledge that our incumbent will continue to cumb for four […]

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Follow Your Dreams: Saving Lives Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 8 Comments

Most Columbia alums dream of a cushy job in trading or a somewhat successful book deal. But four Bio-Medical Engineering graduates are starting their post-college careers not by working in a coffee bar, but by saving a few thousand lives. Actually, more than a few thousand, if Tampostat, the group’s BME senior design project that […]

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QuickTix: Adventurous Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 0 Comments

Now that it seems as though the weather is calming down and things are getting back to normal, you’re going to need some extra excitement in your life. Check out these neat events from the TIC office to start you off: Campus Events: CUPAL Special Project: Lydia and Tom. Today at 8:30 pm and tomorrow […]

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Columbia Congratulates Its Newest Latter-Day Saint

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 5 Comments

Ben Platt CC ’16 of previous Pitch Perfect popularity has just received what many would consider the greatest honor of all: the chance to portray Elder Arnold Cunningham in the Second National Tour of The Book of Mormon. Beginning in Chicago, this will be the third production of the Tony Award-winning hit. Tickets are already sold out […]

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The 27th Alfred Joyce Kilmer Bad Poetry Contest is Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 7 Comments

Tonight in 309 Havemeyer at 8:30 pm, the Philolexian Society invites you to “celebrate mediocrity in a form that is less violent than Lions football” at the 27th Alfred Joyce Kilmer Bad Poetry Contest. Anyone who attends can show off their horrible writings skills in front of a huge crowd – over 300 attendees in […]

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Snowbrawl 2012: Report from the Field

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 7 Comments

The night was chilly but the fight was heated. Last night’s Snowbrawl 2012 was a violent bonanza of snow-related fun. These tidbits from Bwog’s intrepid tipsters give us some idea of the carnage: Overheard at Snowbrawl 2012: “PEOPLE ARE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY ENOUGH” Girl to friends after getting smacked in the face: “It’s assault […]

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Found: Leopard print scarf

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 0 Comments

Leopard print scarf found in Havemeyer. Can now be found at the lost and found in Low Library.

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Nick Dirks, Dean of Faculty of Arts & Sciences, Resigns

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 17 Comments

Nicholas Dirks, the Dean of the Faculty of Arts & Sciences, has resigned to become chancellor (that’s California for “president”) of UC-Berkeley. Dirks is a celebrated anthropology professor who left UMichigan for Columbia in 1997 to overhaul our anthropology department. A few years later, Prezbo arrived at Columbia from UMichigan and asked Dirks to join […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 11/8

By Bwog Staff on Nov 08, 2012 0 Comments

Greetings produce enthusiasts. Although the weather has been horrific lately, and it’s understandable if you don’t want to leave your room ever again, you still do need to eat your greens. So, here’s your market news for this week: There will be NO FOOD SCRAPS COLLECTION this Sunday. You can, however, take your scraps to […]

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Nobody Knows What Columbia Blue Is

Ross Chapman 11

"pantone 292"
columbia blue isn't real
come on deantini
no one is safe
nothing is real
pantone 29-who
pantone 292 exposed
Pantone 292-faced
rip pantone 292
what are we going to Pantone 29-do
whats going on
your time here is a lie

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In Defense Of: Shopping For Classes

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back to school
bad profs
can't rely on CULPA
classes
coats
don't feel bad
good profs
it's ok
living your best life
macy's
online shopping
prospies
shopping
shopping period
shopping week
shopping week as described in yale's guidebook made me wanna apply
thank god for free shipping and free returns
the best time of your life

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In Defense Of: Not Shopping For Classes

Ross Chapman 0

bwog loves you
classes
don't do it
get what you get
grow up
live your life
no discounts in these streets
shopping
the real world doesn't let you shop
why are you in class from 8:40 to 7:25
why are you signed up for 24 credits
why you always lyin
why you always whinin'
wyd
you can shop if you want

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Bwoglines: Party’s Over Edition

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amish party
bwoglines
dwb wont get shut down ;0
global toaster
global toasting
global warming
heavy topics
narcos is back!
news
prohibition sucks
rush bwog
rush deodorant
the earth is melting

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Field Notes: Baby Bwog Is Growing Up Edition

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Baby Bwog sounds better than Adult Bwog
But how did they get the piano in the house? Is it an outdoor piano?
How are we already tired?
You have to smoke a pipe while reminiscing about Carman (it's The Thing To Do)

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Need To Make An Intro Lecture Fun? Move It To An Event Space

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barnard might actually need that library after all
btw the oval is located on the LL1 of Diana
diana center
how the fuck are you supposed to write your notes though???
just you wait for that harmonica to come out one day
things go to shit during registration: fall 2016 edition
you know miller has a stock of memes on his phone ready for any snarky tweet

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Are Your Professors “Hip” With The “Kids”? (Call For Opening Remarks)

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any prof who references hamilton is definitely trying too hard
any prof who talks about their kids is not trying hard enough
opening remarks
peace in the middle east homes
we're curious to hear what miller says from his new stage
you can also send us your tirades on how shit the new course registration system is

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New Barnard Activities Fair Moved To Thursday

Ross Chapman 0

"very noisy and limited space" aka the whole university
activities fair
barnard
breaking
dean wong
GBB

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