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The Puppies Return

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 11 Comments

Celebrate the end of your LitHum/CC/all of the finals with the return of happiness, a.k.a a bunch of really sweet dogs hanging out in your dorms. Tomorrow from 2 to 3:30 p.m., the lounges of John Jay and Furnald will be overcome with puppy fur, hot chocolate, cider, and Stressbusters (JJ only). Here’s the list […]

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Ballin’ Over Break

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 34 Comments

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to stay on campus over winter break? You may be like Bwog and predict a mental breakdown would ensue if you had to see Butler one more time after your last exam, let alone repeatedly for weeks. But a winter break in Morningside Heights is the […]

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2Girls1Snack: Eggnog

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 9 Comments

In this edition of 2girls1snack, our intrepid tasters take on that most insidious yet strangely beloved of holiday treats: eggnog. Despite their (for one) general aversion to this creamy concoction and (for the other) total inexperience with this and most other elements of Christmas, the 2girls did extensive research in the name of science. And, […]

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Barnard Mails ED Letters This Week, Sees Record Numbers Of Applicants (Again)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 17 Comments

Barnard is mailing its acceptance letters for early decision applicants this week, and reports record numbers of applicants for the third year in a row. Congratulations to the Class of 2017, who now await their decision by snail-mail only. Believe it or not, future first-years, that part might be easier than using eBear. Statement from […]

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Bwog in Bed: What Are Finals?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2012 2 Comments

Did you get completely caught up in last night’s drama, too? Between finals, protestination, and The Hobbit premiere there is no reason any Columbia student should have been asleep before 2 am last night. So stay asleep a little longer, hit snooze, and stay in bed with us. But once we close our eyes and […]

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Orgo Night (And Associated Protests, Counter-Protests) 2012

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 137 Comments

With all the controversy the CUMB has been stirring up in the past few hours, you’d be a fool to miss Orgo Night. You’d also be a fool to give up your hard-won Butler seat, though, and to stuff your way into a crowd of desperate, tired people. Below, the best of both worlds: a […]

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Actual Wisdom: Herbert Sloan

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 14 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom offers sage advice on the relative values of cheeses, more weird clubs professors are part of, and the sinister side of artichokes. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. I exist to help undergraduates acquire a credential that this society seems to value. 2. Your claim to fame (what makes […]

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Thesis Statement Mad Libs: FroSci And Econ Editions

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 3 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. Yesterday […]

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Administrators Scold the Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 193 Comments

The Columbia Marching Band has not always been known for their political correctness, and this time around it seems as if they have taken their controversial humor a step too far. Many people were offended by their Orgo Night “Gaza Strip: everyone wants a piece” promo fliers and took to notifying the administration. Following this, […]

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Cafe Reviews, Part Two

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

In our never-ending effort to steer clear of traditional study spaces, we bring you our next installment of Cafe Reviews. This time, when we say off campus we actually mean off campus (except for the one that’s three blocks away). And brace yourself: two of these places don’t have internet, which will mean you’d only […]

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To Orgo Or To Breakfast?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 6 Comments

Here in the darkness of finals, not one, but two time-honored procrastinatory activities are available for you tonight. You can either catch Orgo Night for politically incorrect jokes in Butler, or nourish your all-nighter at Barnard’s Midnight Breakfast — the theme this year is Electric Breakfast, which means that you have to do the electric […]

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Financial Aid Wants To Feed You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

If you haven’t bought groceries in the last two weeks because Westside isn’t in Butler, you’re in luck. The Office of Financial Aid is hosting a “Meet, Eat, And Greet” tonight from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Satow Room. This time frame is also right before the library dinner-time turnover, so you may have […]

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Bwog’s Costume Closet: Ezra Koenig

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bwog's costume closet
edward said
ezra koenig
none of the "literary" people at this school know how to write
orientalism
should she have averted her eyes and just stared at the laminated poster of the dome of the rock?

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The Class Of 2020: Where Are They Now?

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[lion emoji]
class of 2020
is there anything worse than groupme
is there anything worse than prospies
the lion order
where are they now?

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Halloween Horror Story: Lost In Havemeyer Hall

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"where has the true SPIRIT of halloween gone?" no pun intended
alma helps no one but herself
havemeyer
horror story
iPhones take batteries?
looks like we've got a 2319 over here
the scariest part of this story is the comp sci midterm

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Baking With Bwog: Jack Skellington Pumpkin Pie

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baking with bwog
bwb
jack skellington
lol fuq tim burton tho
ohhhh it's thicc
the pillsbury dough boy laugh is the scariest thing you'll ever hear
trick or treat urself
voldemort has risen... literally
what is his last name
why?!

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Where Art Thou: Halloween Arts

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although the Core Curriculum is pretty frightening tbh
be safe this Halloween!
maybe Columbia thought it was bad luck to have arts on Halloween?
no spooky arts for Halloweekend...? we're disappointed
so Bwog guesses that the Bacchae can count
where art thou?

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Bwoglines: What Were They Thinking?

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a tree is an interesting halloween costume
bwoglines
I'm sick and tired of hearing about Bill Cosby
RBG's gonna make things happen
someone wants to skip right to christmas
weiners out for hillary
yooooo transgender rights ftw!!!

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Bwog’s Costume Closet: Sexy Ivy League

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bwog's costume closet
i lost my sense of ego long ago
you can save $3 by using the fallen leaves on campus
you know what turns me on? burning away hundreds of thousands of dollars away

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“Liberty, Freedom, Tyranny Is Dead!”: Bwog Reviews KCST’s Julius Caesar

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"cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war"
23 stabs. count 'em. they were all there.
Bwog got a shoutout in the program; thanks KCST!
Bwog got splashed with some blood but we won't penalized the actors for that
et tu Brute?
Julius Caesar
kcst
the ides of March
tw: blood
tw: violence
we just hope the blood washes out....

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