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Moving Your Stuff, “Transparently”

By Bwog Staff on Jul 09, 2012 15 Comments

In an e-mail sent out earlier this afternoon, CUIT’s LionMail team informs you that they have their grubby hands on your data and they’re doing some fancy new-fangled shuffling—but don’t worry, they’ll be gentle: Dear Undergraduate Student, We hope you are excited about your upcoming move to LionMail @ Columbia. On July 31 you will be start to […]

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Body Found at 116th in Riverside Park

By Bwog Staff on Jul 08, 2012 37 Comments

A dead body was found hanging from a tree in Riverside Park this evening, between 115th and 116th. An NYPD officer on the scene told Bwog that the body belongs to a man in his thirties who is unaffiliated with Columbia. A person passing through the park noticed the body and alerted the police around 7:45 […]

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Housingmaster: Waitlist Woes

By Bwog Staff on Jul 05, 2012 8 Comments

Update, 7/25: Some people, mostly juniors, have gotten off the waitlist. If you’re one of the lucky ones (or one of the unlucky ones who still have no idea where you’ll be living in 2 months) let us know in the comments. Don’t panic! All through the summer, we’ll continue to answer your housing questions. […]

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Name That Dean (The Sequel)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 72 Comments

Update, 7/8: The nominations are in and here are the finalists. Vote for your favorite! It’s that time of year again, when a dean resigns, and the next in line needs a nickname. Today, that is Interim SEAS Dean Donald Goldfarb. We tried to come up with some ourselves: Old McDonald’s Farb The Farber of […]

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Because Science Is Never Conclusive!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 7 Comments

While we in America celebrate the signing of some yellowed document, physicists around the globe are engaging in a less nationalistic, but equally historic celebration: the elusive Higgs Boson, the “missing piece” in our current understanding of the subatomic world, has been confirmed to five standard deviations of significance. This discovery was made using the […]

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Overheard: Actions Speak Louder Than Pep Talks

By Bwog Staff on Jul 04, 2012 6 Comments

Filed under things that make your $162 summer gym membership worth it: Person at the gym: “I’M PERFECT! I’M A COLUMBIA STUDENT! *Punches something* Opportunity to use a sports term that we had to Google via Wikimedia Commons

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BREAKING: Dean Peña-Mora Resigns

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 79 Comments

Minutes ago, PrezBo and Coatsworth sent out the following email to the SEAS community, announcing Dean Peña-Mora’s sudden resignation. Could it have something to do with the faculty’s letters of no confidence last year (and this year)? Last fall, the Times reported that 80% of tenured faculty supported his replacement in a strongly worded letter. […]

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Summer Update, Part II

By Bwog Staff on Jul 03, 2012 10 Comments

As you take refuge from the sweltering midsummer heat (or cold, if you’re super abroad) amidst frozen margaritas with friends or popsicles on a couch you haven’t left in three days, the world somehow manages to continue turning. Keep reading to find out in which direction. Remember when J.P. Morgan lost more than $2 […]

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Unrequited Reading

By Bwog Staff on Jul 02, 2012 9 Comments

Though lost to history, we are working to bring you whatever we can from the May issue of The Blue & White. Here, Allie Curry explains how we are able to read things not written in English, even though we won’t pay for the convenience. The headline of a 2003 New York Times piece on […]

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“Roll on the Floor Laughing your ass off ???”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 30, 2012 20 Comments

History repeats itself, 2016. Prefrosh Facebook one another. Sometimes, they plan parties. This year, they’ve been inspired by Mean Girls, the 2004 teen comedy starring cute Lindsay Lohan. Those are pretty good quotes, to be fair, and these prefrosh clearly love the idea of Columbia. If only we could buy some of their enthusiasm on the street and […]

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DSpar Writes About Women’s Guilt

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 26 Comments

As Barnard’s 2011 Commencement speaker, Sheryl Sandberg, COO of Facebook and one of the most powerful women in America, catalogued the industries and positions of power in which women are severely underrepresented. It turns out, that’s most of them. She encouraged Barnard’s graduating seniors to change these troubling statistics, adding the caveat that career decisions […]

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Don’t look… campus is “indisposed.”

By Bwog Staff on Jun 28, 2012 15 Comments

While most Columbians vegetate in flyover states or work long hours in the beige halls of finance, Columbia prepares herself for the Fall 2012 and the arrival of the class of 2016. (We see you!) Like the MTA’s, Columbia’s renovations are a patchwork of quick-fixes intended to squeeze a little more life out of really […]

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Bucket List: Post Aesthetics, Brazil, And American Warfare

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"view from the trenches" what
ah yes women's rights are oppressed at that tool of the patriarchy: buzzfeed
America is greatest country in the world no doubt
American warfare is best warfare
arts is incorporated sorta
bucket list
bucketlist
seriously how are people leaving already that's absurd
this week in the arts

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Long Live The President

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'the most diverse and accomplished communities of students and faculty in the nation' ... whatever that means
if bernie doesn't win the primary can we nominate him for president of columbia?
prezbo
the band said at orgo night that bernie IS columbia so we think it'd work
who gets to elect our president though
why don't they just extend his term to 2222 while they're at it

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Get Fucked By Housing Via Lottery Number

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columbia housing
good lottery numbers
happiness level
housing
housing 2016
shitty lottery numbers
the lottery is rigged i swear to god
utils thanks gulati
wheel of housing
who got #1? let's out 'em

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Get Your Game Face On For Barnard Spirit Week

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barnard spirit week
challenge: get a face swap selfie with dspar
finally we get to go on the diana rooftop
free food
fun and flirty
how barnard
it's a girl's party!
just tryna celebrate being a bold beautiful barnard woman
man we love the free ben and jerry's
mcac
now we don't have to buy a diana pizza on monday!
such spirit

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Register For Barnard Housing!

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barnard
barnard housing
barnard housing: the system is smaller than columbia's but the drama is no less real
don't forget to register!
housing frenzy 2016
praying 4 low lottery number
registering timeliness has no impact on your lottery number

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Bwoglines: New Arrivals Edition

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but was that tip more or less than what amy schumer paid for her hamilton ticket
bwoglines
is fox trying to compete with other live musicals? we're not sure this is the right way to go
it's hard to believe it's tennis season somewhere when it snowed last night
judas sings 'bring me to life' if anyone was curious
not sure jesus can save you from your racism fox
we so desperately want to believe it will be tennis season here soon

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Open The Dining Hall. Stop Having It Be Closed.

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break is great. dining halls being closed is less great.
bwog does memes
hewitt
in tangentially related news bwog is considering hiring some samurai
jj's has probably been open all day (do we dare call it male privilege?)
late night bwog
we might as well rename hewitt 'sunrise land' and call it a night

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Over 200 Columbia Faculty And Administrators Sign Statement Against Divestment From Israel

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BDS
columbia university apartheid divest
israel palestine
Israeli-Palestinian conflict
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