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Bwog in Bed: The Studying before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog would love to greet the morning with you every day during exam period, but we really don’t want to leave our nest of blankets in the Diana bed. Our compromise is to invite you into our cocoon for a few minutes to share some tidbits. Maybe you can return the favor by sending your […]

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Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro, Comparative Ethnics professor and expert on the Department of Social Formations, humility, and how many times a person can die. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Throughout my over thirty-year career, I’ve had to justify my field of study, comparative ethnic studies, repeatedly. Now I’ve got to […]

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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Update: Deantini just gets cuter and cuter. A tipster reported that along with mini candy canes, he’s sharing some amazingly dorky classic comments. Ex: “We have a class called Lit Hum??? *chuckles at own joke*” and “I don’t have *anything* figured out!” Keep chuckling, good sir. We know that your 10th hour in Butler seems to […]

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How To Write Your Final Paper: Thesis Statement Mad Libs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 6 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. First […]

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Wednesday Wasted on Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Two girls were seen plundering Morton Williams of its supply of Pellegrino sparkling water bottles—but they had one of those tubs you use to move your entire amount of possessions into your room in the fall. Maybe they had just gotten out of a two-seat Lambo and were really thirsty…?

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GonzoBwog: Zumba with DSpar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Bwog sent Daredevil Dancer Maud Rozee into the heart of Barnard’s dance studio 2 to report on McAC’s highly anticipated “Zumba Study Break with President Spar” event. I had mixed feelings about the idea of Zumbaing with President Spar at first. The sensible part of me asked “why would I want to embarrass myself in […]

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Culinary Contrarian: Chili On Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

Culinary Contrarian Colin Stokes has braved the dark corners of the Columbia food scene to dazzle, startle, and entertain us. This time, he ventures into the world of red meat on campus — and it’s not a JJ’s place burger. Read on for the most unexpected of chili sources. When you are pulling an all-dayer […]

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A Song That Just Won’t Die

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Maybe that will change come 2013, but for now we’re still living in the year of Call Me Maybe and Gangnam Style. So grit your teeth and wring out every last drop of guilty pleasure from “Columbia Style,” by Columbia Style.

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PrezBo, Out of Context

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 4 Comments

For the past few fall semesters, PrezBo has taught a class on free speech. This year, the class focuses on constitutional freedom of speech and press in the United States. Bwog was tipped a neatly chronological selection of the best out-of-context quips from our elegantly coiffured president’s only class. 9/24: “Get your note pads out—in […]

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Baked in Butler: Butler Cafe Pastries Are (Sort of) Delicious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

In an effort to be of continual service to the Columbia community—and to avoid our collective mound of work—Bwog brings you a series of narrative reviews for the questionably labeled baked goods available at your favorite only Butler dining option: Butler Cafe. (Daniel’s?) Swirled (Cheesecake?) Brownie None of these 1970s Japanese studies are showing up on […]

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Live at Lerner: Study Break!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 2 Comments

Live at Lerner is at it again with their cheery attempts to make Lerner–you know–a legitimate student center. Today from noon till 2 pm in the Lerner Piano Lounge they will be having a Study Break replete with cookie decorating, Stressbusters, holiday-themed arts and crafts, and a video of a totally real warm fire. Along […]

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Bwog In Bed: Running on Three Hours of Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 1 Comments

As finals crawl ever closer, Bwog is hoppin’ in bed with you to help you procrastinate make reading week a little bit better. Remember to look on the bright side of life and send in tips to help us get you through finals. Bwogline: In defiance of sanctions, North Korea launched a long-range rocket early […]

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Does The Ominous Weather Bode Well For This Semester’s Professors? Call For Opening Remarks

Bwog Staff 1

columbia memes will show their true colors
harry potter will never get old
if your professor is nuts just drop the class immediately
let the rain fall down and wake my dreams
MLK day should be MLK year
opening remarks
syllabus week is the best week

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Bwoglines: Welcome To The Spring Semester!

Victoria Arancio 0

bwoglines
emotionally and mentally not ready for classes
here's a resolution bwog will keep
hide in riverside no more
new year new Bwog
peace love andrew cuomo
rip people with 8 ams
syllabus week is the best week
the trees lining college walk are probably insta famous by now

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Fall 2016 Semester In Review

Bwog Staff 1

goodnight columbia
semester in review

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10 Years Later: Does Columbia Prefer Cheese Or Oral Sex?

Ross Chapman 4

navel gazing
oral sex or cheese
Science... on Bwog!
senior wisdom
the best part is that some responses parody other responses
you should read Steele Sternberg's response

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In Defense Of: M2M

Finn Klauber 5

embrace the blue collar culture
m2m
m2m > koronets
m2m > ref room
m2m > sweetgreen
not a sponsored post
we're proud of m2m for pulling up their health rating
what are its hours though

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Sophomoric Thoughts

Lila Etter 1

bwog does personal pieces every once in a while ya know
self-described ivy league pretension at its finest
sentimental af
so meta
sometimes bwog has feelings! sorry mom!
sorry bout it
the rhyme in the byline was (un)intentional
we apologize for any inconvenience it may have caused
winter break is the time for meditation (see: Meditations On Carman)
words from a wise fool

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Bwog In Bed: The End

Bwog Staff 0

after like a day it feels like it's time to go back to school tho tbh
bwog in bed
campus is super empty
don't forget ot return books to butler
good luck / sincere condolences to everyone who has finals left
home is so close but so far

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A Night In The Life: Ann Thornton

Betsy Ladyzhets 4

ann 'thorn in our ass' thornton
banning orgo night... what's next? banning going downtown on weekends?
but really though - did someone poop?
imagine if 1020 was really called 1010
netflix doesn't have any library documentaries; we checked
night in the life
we thought about writing a strongly worded letter to ann thornton but decided to write this post instead
we wish we went to bed at 8pm

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