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Celebrate Food Day With Free… Well, Ya Know

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2011 2 Comments

Today is Food Day (yeah, we were counting down on our calendars too) and this means there’s a plethora of goodness waiting for you! Stop by John Jay Lounge for an an assortment of foods: kale cheese chips, some cheese platter with a little bird (they’re everywhere) crafted from apple slices, and various other healthy […]

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Bucket List: #OccupyWallStreet, Mario Batali, and Jordanian Royalty (Again)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2011 6 Comments

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. Our recommendations for this week are below and the full list is after the jump. Recommended “An American Foreign Policy Success Story: the Dayton Accords, […]

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Overseen: Butt What If I Don’t Want To?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2011 1 Comments

In the midst of the campus-wide smoking ban debate, it would appear that Columbians are taking matters into their own hands. The following pun-ny sign and vessel were spotted by a tipster outside grad student haunt Haakon’s Hall, on Amsterdam:

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Bwoglines: Satire Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2011 1 Comments

Today’s Bwoglines challenge the things you love most: Cartoons: Pinocchio should be punished, Spongebob will destroy our children (Slate, Atlantic) Cigarettes: The future of smoking is e-cigarettes. (NYMag) Sex: Has been displaced by Facebook. (Gizmodo) World History: It’s whatever. (New Yorker) Take-Out: It’s evil! (Gothamist) Emoticons: Sometimes they look like vaginas. (NYT) Google: Is actually taking over the world. (WSJ) There’s one exception! Beavis and Butthead […]

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Lost: Ray-Ban Eyeglasses

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2011 0 Comments

Black Ray-Ban eyeglasses and an alligator eye glass case. Possibly lost in Mathematics or Dodge. Please contact acj2122@columbia.edu immediately if found!

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Tian Bu, CC ’13, Has Passed Away

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2011 159 Comments

Tian Bu, a junior in Columbia College, passed away this weekend. After her family and friends were notified, Dean Shollenberger informed students of her death in an email. He writes: “With the death of Tian, also known as Tina by friends on campus, we grieve the loss of a caring and valued member of our […]

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Lost: Saving Kyoto by Chichilnisky

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2011 0 Comments

Saving Kyoto by Chichilnisky, Brown Hard-Cover Book. Possibly left in Kent 522 Sunday afternoon, 10/23/11. Reward: Pinkberry treat. Contact: jjh2168@columbia.edu

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RoomHop: Enlightened Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2011 22 Comments

RoomHop returns, delving into the depths of Columbia Housing for creative uses of the drab rooms we’ve been provided. Room and Lighting Enthusiast Meriam Raouf reports. A flickering light fixture known as the “orb of doom” illuminates nearly every dreary dorm. This fixture emanates a gray light, causing vitamin D deficiency and widespread slumping in sophomores. […]

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Announcing Bwog’s Inaugural Pumpkin Carving Contest

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2011 9 Comments

It’s that time of year! As the end of midterms slowly crawls closer, we’re just a week away from Halloween. This past weekend, the Marching Band carved these pumpkins for the Dartmouth-Columbia football game in Hanover (one of several clashes with the Big Green this past week). To help you get in the holiday spirit, […]

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You’re Not Really Studying Anyways

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2011 3 Comments

Maybe you’re reading this because you’re done with midterms. More likely, you’re reading this because you’re trying to avoid eye contact with all that reading that you told yourself you were going to get caught up on weeks ago. Either way, there’s no better way to escape their disapproving gaze than heading to this week’s Bwog meeting. […]

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Bwog Sports Sunday: Duck Fartmouth

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2011 9 Comments

This weekend, the football and soccer teams made the trek up to Hanover, NH to take on the Big Green, while the field hockey team faced Dartmouth at home. After all four games were said and done, the Lions ended the weekend in dead heat with Dartmouth 2-2. Bwog Sports Commentator and Expert Tie-Breaker Kevin […]

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Overheard: I’ve Made A Huge Mistake

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2011 13 Comments

Searching for a job in this economy can be a pretty bewildering experience, but, in some cases, employment can be just as perplexing. Big, authoritative man in a suit: “…and that’s why you dont have sex with a convict you don’t know!”

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We Tried The Ricardo Morales Diet

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ants on a rod brings back those kindergarten memories
dear public safety friends
law and order and pizza
ricardo morales
ricky roo
that bite out of crime tasted like chicken
tippecanoe and ricky roo too

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The Official Lit Hum Drinking Game

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<3 THE BIBLE
ambrosia is the new drink of choice
can i ditch the health services cup and drink it in some ancient grecian pottery?
Dribkgin Wit Hbwog
drinking with bwog
drunk in (ancient western canon) love
homer more like HOMIEr
lit hum
the literary canon > cannon's
vomit free since 93? more like vomit free since 2 hours ago
what's that in ur cup?

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Bwoglines: You’re Fired Edition

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atheist swag
donald trump's combover get's me GOING
hillary more like ILLary
insert Bernie Saunders promo here
it's like the Scopes trial all over again
lili is from ATL
magic never noticed that Bwog's ID says that Bwog is 28
no more hocus pocus
the magic is gone
trump for president
trump versus hillary
who cares they're both for corporate America anyway

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Winter Storm Juno Survival Guide

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bwog knows best
closings
columbia going up on a tuesday
juneau
juno like the capital of alaska?
momma bwog wants you to stay warm but also avoid all responsibility
our prayers have been answered
should you be studying or should you be drinking?
we will survive
winter storm juno survival guide

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Field Notes: Back Out Our Coma

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bitch i'm back out my coma
field notes
hope you got more than one fake during your NSOP deal
interviews *sigh*
kanye aesthetic
notes from the field
still in carman help
who has ever bought champagne at mel's before
woman at amir's is maybe in GS

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Opening Remarks

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"10 reasons why you should drop this class"
@MyPoliSciProfessor
academic love is all bwog needs!!!
better turn your twitter to private now if you're aiming for a follow back
opening remarks
prezbo & the mattresses are up in mars
professor o'flaherty should invest in some cat sitting
sam smith
where is prezbo from anyway?

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Announcing New CC/SEAS Dean Of Undergraduate Student Life

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breaking
dean kromm

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Gear Up For Bacchanal Battle Of The Bands 2015

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bacchanal 2015
battle of the bands
bring jack black to bacchanal
CU/barnard has been getting mad at the man since 1968
down to darty only at bacchanal
dreams of crowdsurfing already
fountain girl 5ever
ironic integrity of your band name is also a considered qualification
we're still hoping it's tupac this year
you're tacky and i hate you

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