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To Help You “Study”

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 5 Comments

In light of the fact that your CC final is tomorrow, and you’ve decided to take up a new television show been studying rigorously for the past three days, here is another reminder that you’re screwed prepared.

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Overheard: Spontaneous Emissions

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2012 10 Comments

Live from Ruggles, a tipster reports overhearing the following coming from somewhere in the shaft: A few isolated and disjointed shrieks from maybe three voices, and then, “IT’S NOT PRIMAL SCREAM YOU STUPID FUCK!” Update (Friday, 11:30 am): Our correspondent, who has not moved since submitting this tip last night, reports that the exact same […]

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Finals Angst, Elevated To All New Levels

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 12 Comments

A tipster spotted the following cry for help in the notoriously sucky Hamilton elevator:

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Don’t Forget To Eat And Get A Seat!

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 2 Comments

At Midnight Breakfast and Orgo Night, respectively! Despite some date-drama, the pre-finals breakfast will in fact be held tonight, as per tradition. Head over to LeFrak for a superhero-themed meal at 11 pm if you’re a Barnard senior, 11:30 if you’re a Barnard non-senior, and 12 if you’re a pleb. Also tonight: grab a seat […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television: Semester I

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 17 Comments

As we all rigorously master the Western canon of visual art, music, literature, and philosophy, we soon realize that there is surely one discipline missing from this list, one that we are perhaps best at studying for: television. But, because Bwog has a shorter attention span and more of a penchant for solipsism than that […]

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Senior Wisdom: Lila Neiswanger

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 49 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Lila Neiswanger, Portland (Oregon), Columbia College, Drama and Theater Arts. Claim to Fame? I’ve designed and teched something like a zillion on-campus productions, I was News Photo Editor for the Spec, I was on the NSOP Committee, I’m working on this year’s Senior Week, I do graphic design for a lot of […]

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Drinking with Bwog: Finals Edition Pt. 1

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 2 Comments

So it’s finals times and you say you won’t be drinking? Yeah, we totally believe you. Just in case you want to—you know—live vicariously through our brilliant prose, we bequeath unto you Drinking with Bwog: Finals Edition. Read responsibly! There’s nothing like a good group study session to prepare for LitHum and CC. Get your […]

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JJ’s the Place To Be, Come Fall?

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 17 Comments

Bwog heard rumors that Dining was revamping JJ’s Place for fall 2012, so we contacted Victoria Dunn, Executive Director of Columbia Dining. Details, below. Menu Changes According to Vicki, “the idea with the menu revamp is to keep the JJ’s favorites, but introduce a new line of healthier options, including a brand-new salad bar with composed […]

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Columbia Approves New Fraternity

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 21 Comments

Big news for frat row! Sigma Alpha Epsilon will join the Columbia Greek community next fall after being approved by the Interfraternal Council on Wednesday, according to one of its founders. Two students, Anirbar Poddar CC’14 and Kofi Agyapong CC’15, spearheaded the effort to bring SAE to Columbia, the only Ivy League school without a chapter. […]

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Senior Wisdom: Thomas Timberlake

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 49 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Thomas Timberlake, Berkeley, CA/New York, NY, COLLEGE, Sustainable Development Claim to Fame: Member of the Columbia University Rugby Football Club for the past 3 years, president in 2011. I also get recognized all the time for fitted hat and camo vest swag. Where are you going? Back home to 109th Street, chill with the […]

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Access Denied, Sort of: Joining the Columbia Club

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 9 Comments

Allie Curry is urged to apply to Columbia. Again. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week. Gleaning from the event description that “the ‘Old Sod’ has infused itself at the Club,” this reporter thirsted for nothing more than to investigate “Libations from Ireland: An Irish […]

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Lost: Jacket and Scarf

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2012 0 Comments

Dark blue-green plaid Old Navy jacket and green scarf. Misplaced in EC on April 30. If found, please email abc2160@columbia.edu. Thank you!

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Bwoglines: Finally Making It Happen Edition

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queen bey back at it again
republicans endorsing hillary ... somehow we aren't surprised
what if someone said 'imma let you finish' during a kanye speech. what would happen
wish we could do our reading from the international space station
would prezbo marry someone fifty years younger than him? would suzanne goldberg?

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Freshpeople Housing Reviews 2016: Furnald

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anything is better than carman
anything is worth a single tbh
closest first year dorm to riverside park if you need to do something sus after dark
first years don't even know how lucky they are all these housing options are !!
freshpeople housing reviews 2016
Hotel Furnald
housing 2016
if furnald had a mascot what would it be
singles for singles
the worst thing is the kids who play on furnald lawn every weekend like don't they have local parks??

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Prospie Personalities: Classic Liberal

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(days on) campus archetypes
archetypes
baby daddy
barn(y)ard
barnard
barnard babe
barnard baby daddy
barnard mom (jeans)
bwog loves barnyard
bwog loves the barnard
dad jeans
just barnard things
mom jeans
no with a line through it... yes?
prospie personalities
that one episode of the office where michael gets confused about the no with the line through it
that's us rn
we have enough of you here already
you'll fit in well here

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Bucket List: From The Tunnels Of Columbia To The Forces Of The Universe

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6 AM nights leggo
bucket list
bucketlist
fuck qatar for buying the games
Happy Easter y'all
it's the centennial! celebrate!
Jesus died for our sins so we could go to Columbia without guilt
olympic shames
that title
the last event is contentious
woo!

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Call For Actual Wisdoms!

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actual wisdom
actual wisdoms >>> professor evaluations
bwog
don't give him the ego boost
don't nominate him again
honor thy professors
not senior wisdoms
profs so cool
profs so smart
respect thy elders
sometimes we talk about professors behind their backs but really we love them
talking about profs by their first name is so necessary
they've lived long enough to prefer cheese over oral sex
those end of semester feels

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What Kind Of Athlete Are They?

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baseball cuties are the best
basketball
bwogstalks
bwogstocks
fencing
hotties in dodge... do they exist anymore?
the stalk market
what kind of athlete are they?

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Bwoglines: Royals Upon Royals Edition

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bwoglines
forgive me father for i have sinned
hatshepsut more like... yeah
obama be like
pope francis is our problematic fav
teenagers confess sins to pope... what could go wrong?
teens still have chance for redemption

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Prospie Personalities: Cooler Than You

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admitted students
archetypes
baby daddy saturday
box logo
cartilage piercings
class of 2020
concentration in not giving a f*ck
do you even skate
down in the dm
it goes down in tips@bwog.com
major in swag
minor in minding my business
or facetime me that overseen if its coo
prospie personalities
snapchat me that overseen
we love prospies
welcome 2020
wyaya

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