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PrezBo Skipped The Fall Arts and Sciences Meeting

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2011 47 Comments

Several professors have confirmed to Bwog that PrezBo was conspicuously absent at the fall Faculty of Arts and Sciences (FAS) meeting. While PrezBo has admittedly had a very long semester, so too have his FAS, who’ve spent much of the past year fighting cuts to faculty benefits. PrezBo’s office has no comment about why he […]

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Merry Christmas, Columbia!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 25, 2011 29 Comments

We wish you a ludachristmas! So does this guy, spotted sprinting down College Walk. He sounds eerily like the gingerbread man from Shrek, right? Grab your coziest Cosby sweater and peppermint tea, and join us, vicariously, as we watch Christmas specials under heaps of blankets. It’s been some year.

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Making A List, Checking It Twice Only Once ‘Cause We’re Still Tired From Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 16 Comments

As per (sort of) tradition, we asked a select few of our favorite people what tops their holiday wish lists. Read on to find out how you can regift that bunny your mom got you again even though you already have like SIX… Deantini wants a 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO, which he says has been what he’s […]

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John Jay Gutted, Possibly Improved

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 20 Comments

First everyone’s favorite sandwich shop is closed for remodeling, and now everyone’s favorite dining hall the place you thought would be like Hogwarts until you tried the food is getting a makeover too. We saw some improvements on John Jay at the beginning of last semester, but it would appear that big changes are still to come. […]

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Lost: Black GAP Jacket Jacket

By Bwog Staff on Dec 24, 2011 0 Comments

Lost: Black GAP Jacket w. zipper. Last seen in Butler reading room next to 209. Worried about possible pocket contents. Please return if found. Contact: sja2124.

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HARDCORE: Behind The Scenes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 23, 2011 16 Comments

The adorable back and forth between Deantini and Prof Mercer on set: Deantini: She’s my favorite philosophy professor! Professor Mercer: He only knows one. Professor Mercer: I asked Jim if there was any chance he had ten minutes on a Friday morning— Deantini: I had to clear my schedule, my meeting with the President, the […]

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HamDel Won’t Stop Changin’

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 32 Comments

First Amy leaves, and now it appears that HamDel is undergoing unexplained cosmetic surgery. What will be next? Limited hours with a breathalyzer test at the door? A man can only handle so much change.

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Overseen: How To Take A Class Without Actually Trying

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 9 Comments

A tipster spotted the follow desperate measure during one of the last days of finals hell. So many questions—is this printing limit evasion? How can one textbook have so many pages? Dare we ask, are these single-sided? Also, just throwing it out there, the environment…? We’ll file this under “people we don’t want to stand behind in […]

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Bluenote: 1020 Vision

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 16 Comments

Be on the lookout for the November and December issues of The Blue & White, on campus this week everywhere you look in Butler. As we always have done, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Below, Tom Humphreys asks a very important question: who […]

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Oh, The Irony

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 9 Comments

Well, easy come easy go. With just one day left before the end of the semester, the tarp-less streak has come to an end as the South Lawn waved the white flag of surrender. Before we could get a response from Facilities regarding their absence, several tipsters informed us that the tarps were brought out […]

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Staying Put?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 6 Comments

Even if your plan to stay on campus over break was to live the life of a Real New Yorker (suggestions: every morning walk an imaginary dog with the Times under your arm, reenact the top ten Seinfeld moments of all time, playing all parts), you might want to know about a few events coordinated by […]

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Bwog in Bed: One Last Push

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2011 4 Comments

The end is almost in sight. As our neighbors take off for home left and right, we bid you good luck heading into those last couple finals. It’s only a few more hours of misery and procrastination until freedom, but that doesn’t mean it was easy for Bwog to get out of bed this morning. […]

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Groceries Of The Grotesque: What Is MoWill Hiding?

Phoebe Newton 13

basement scandals
bwog conspiracy
children
food
ghosts
haunted
lattes
MoWill
nursery rhymes
pumpkin spice
spirits
starbucks
that time of year again
we always suspected something was up
Westside > MoWill
why is Westside such a hike?
why isn't Trader Joe's on campus

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Your Subconscious Is Speaking To You Through The Statues

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alma
creative
how much is too much
marble
projections of yourself
spooky
statues
stop studying and listen to the statues
suppressed emotions
thoughts
your subconscious is smarter than your conscious self

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Bwoglines: Truth Laid Bare Edition

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Bahamas
boycott Chick-fil-A
buy your chicken at KFC
celebs sans makeup FTW
go Demi!
Helen Mirren
hill is bae
hillary clinton
hillary has no secrets (except on her non-government email)
JJ's sells chicken wings
Joaquin let us down
love yourself
nudes
rock that bod
role models
snl
vanity fair
what secrets does hillary have?

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Trill Mah Finds Her Rhythm

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art kids are 2 cool 4 school
columbia gets artsy
i wish my ma was trill
i wish my mixtape was fire like this
is the future really odd though?
lit
music
my ma's just a regular ma
not your mother's hip hop
rap
still dont know how to pronounce wbar
the future is now
trill mah
wbar

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Petro Poroshenko, President of Ukraine, Visits Columbia University

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bwog got a fancy reserved seat
dreamboat petro
go columbia go
i want a recording of petro's giggle tbh
lecturehop
lol he said nobody trusts ukraine
petro poroshenko
petro sounds like petco
thanks obama
this was an interesting event
Ukraine
what a dreamer
world leaders forum
yay ukraine you came through

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A Bottle’s Odyssey: Poetry About That Empty Bottle In Carman

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alcohol
arts
bottles
bwog gets artistic
bwog gets artsy
crying bc feelings
emo pop punk tra$h
emos of columbia
empty
empty like my soul
go back to the new school you punks!!!!
i feel so emo reading this
i want to be that bottle
poetry
wait this isnt an art school why is there poetry

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2Girls1Snack: Too Many (Free) Snacks

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2girls1snack
clubs
cookies
damnit bwog why must you make me hungry
free food
free love
holy crap cravings
i want oreos so bad now
oh my god pizza sounds good too
ok now im hungry
the authors for this post are actually adorable tho

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Bwoglines: The Lowkey Apocalyptic Edition

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bwoglines
chicken little was a really weird movie
chik-fil-a
chik-fil-a should have pranked everyone by telling them they were opening sunday but then wind up being closed
donald trump
dunkin' donuts
haha what a guy
hunger games
hurricane joaquin
i am a meme lover
i dont know anyone who actually eats at dunkin donuts tho
its the end of the world as we know it
jennifer lawrence
joaquin phoenix
love meme
memes are so hot
more like joaq-meme amiright?!?!?!
now we just need in-n-out to come to nyc
send memes instead of dick pics
what a toupee
without dunkin donuts we will have our own hunger games amiright
without dunkin nyc will be just like the west coast
YA FIRED

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