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Caption Contest: Worlds Collide

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 23 Comments

For your midterm procrastination pleasure, we present the latest in artistic stylings, where the magical and the mundane collide. You know the drill: make us laugh, make us cry, make us forget about that eight page essay we haven’t started outlining yet. Last round’s contest provided some interesting results, with perhaps the most…unique being the […]

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Foner, Cupcakes, Wisdom

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 2 Comments

Need we say more? We’re doubtful, but will continue nonetheless. Tonight at 8 pm in Hamilton 602, the one and only Eric Foner will be doling out “Words of Wisdom” to the class of 2012 over some Baked By Melissa cupcakes. We can’t help but feel that March 6th is a bit premature for closing remarks, […]

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Thoughts On Your Global Thoughts

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Global traveller Renée Kraiem brings back worldly wisdom from Monday’s undergraduate forum “Your Global Thoughts?” where a seriously star-studded panel of faculty members from The Committee on Global Thought sat around with a handful of students, ate pizza, and talked about global crises. If you need some reassurance that life exists outside your Morningside bubble […]

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From the Issue: Eve to Adam

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 1 Comments

Be on the lookout for the February issue of The Blue & White, coming to campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will again honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a visit to the Lamont-Doherty Earth Observatory, an investigation into Columbia’s animal testing […]

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In Defense Of: Multiple Choice

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 11 Comments

Not sure which section of your midterm to start with? Just remember: recognition is easier than recall. Free response evader Alexandra Svokos expounds on the beauties of fill-in-the-bubble. Stop lying, you secretly loved the SATs. Page after page of delicious bubbles, yearning to be filled in. Like SEAL Team 6 at a bar, all of […]

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SGA: Expect The Unexpected

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Unexpected correspondent Renée Kraiem reports on last night’s SGA meeting. Rep Council spent a significant portion of their meeting last night off the record, but came up for air now and again for a few moments of breaking-news decisions—this correspondent has a feeling it was just to keep her on her toes. The meeting began […]

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Student Affairs Cares! It Really, Really Cares!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 9 Comments

Walk into Lerner today to be greeted by a smiling CSA Student Affairs representative toting an artfully arranged tray of !free! cookies. The wrappers display CSA success stories and fun facts, so you can feel good while you eat. Come get cookies on silver wooden platters and have Kev$ho smile at you!

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Majors Don’t Matter In The Real World Anyway

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 14 Comments

Hello sophomores! As CSA has so generously informed you this morning, it’s time to declare your major! In case you haven’t heard, online declaration has already begun, but never fear–you have until 5 pm on Friday March 9th to ponder and panic and update your pros-and-cons list. If you’re ready and sure, though, click here to […]

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Bwoglines: Progression/Regression Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 3 Comments

Progression: That kid on your subway car at 2 am wasn’t trying to raise enough money for a Four Loko–a Penn State junior is paying his way through college tap-dancing on the subway. (NYT) Regression: This is what happens when you rob from the Girl Scouts: or, how to get punched in the face by […]

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PrezBo And DSpar Comment On Obamanard Reactions

By Bwog Staff on Mar 06, 2012 176 Comments

Since the news broke Saturday morning that President Obama will be Barnard’s Commencement speaker, Bwog has been more or less blowin’ up with commenters’ reactions. Today, the folks over at the New York Times labelled the chaos “sibling rivalry,” and asked Columbia administrators and students what they make of it. PrezBo bit—quoteth the NYT: Lee […]

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Housingmaster: Division Decisions

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 12 Comments

We’ll answer your esoteric housing questions. Send them to housing@bwog.com or leave ’em in the comments. Q: The Housing website says, “If your group does not select a suite in Suite Selection, your group may opt to stay together and select rooms in General Selection with the same appointment time, or your group may opt to break apart and select […]

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Mozzerodent’s Image Takes a Hit

By Bwog Staff on Mar 05, 2012 8 Comments

If you give a squirrel some pizza… he’ll continue stealing slices until he makes his way into NYMag. At least, that’s what our latest animal celebrity has done, appearing on this week’s Approval Matrix squarely within the both “Despicable” and “Lowbrow” quadrant. We recognize that the path to fame and stardom is paved with danger, […]

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Bwoglines: Existential Crisis Edition

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black holes are literally The Scariest Thing Ever
bwoglines
south dakota needs to go back to not existing unless we are talking about mt rushmore.
space
vegan bwog laughs as we pour tree bark onto yr pasta
what happened to Gabriella :((.

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USenate Sends Updates On Student Space, Course Evaluations

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lenape
this is the OTHER space initiative
tired of lion credit ppl trying to talk to us outside butler bc we're too polite and talk to them every time
usenate
v interesting
we need more deets

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PSA: Vine Is Not Responsible For Your Life

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boringside heights is getting a lil spicy
cheap eats
injustice @ cu
reminds us of the time we paid our tip in change at a chinese restaurant and apparently they didn't think we paid enough and followed us onto the street and forced us to pay extra on top of our tip
stick around for bwog's reviews on nearby eateries
the most drama we get around here
vine
vine is not responsible for your life
we love john jay staff but the food...
what else is vine not responsible for

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GSSC Undergoes A Makeover And Makes Decisions

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all these blank spaces
free tampons
gssc
new year new me
surveys
the theme of the day is intrigue
unfortunately
v-day mixer was not a success for us
we still don't get the first-year reunion thing--y'all see each other in class every day

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Bwoglines: International Intrigue Edition

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battery park city is sus af all the time
bwoglines
hookers 4 hillary
international intrigue
is columbia trying to murder us by depriving us of hot water and study spaces and love?
murder
tourists lead such sad lives
we still haven't watched the last two seasons of scandal so maybe he's done something truly heinous since then but we love the murderous prez!!

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TFBM: Texts From Bwog Members

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"bwog do you DRINK???"
abc
acronyms
BBHMM
doesnt matter u at 1020
dwb
hate 1020
love 1020
megaphone emoji
squirrel emoji
TFBM
tlop
WAYWA

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BREAKING: Columbia Divest For Climate Justice Disrupts British Petroleum Event

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BP Energy Outlook
breaking
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