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Actual Wisdom: Sam Moyn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 40 Comments

Sam Moyn, a professor of intellectual history, does not like smart phones, and is not down to chat about cheese. He claims to be neither famous, special, nor wise, but we beg to differ. Here is his Actual Wisdom: Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I teach existentialism in my classes, so I find it […]

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Overseen: As If They Were Really Studying

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 3 Comments

Some students in a Butler study room, have gone mad, putting their hope of safety in a wooden/paper wall. Spoiler alert: Athenian glory is only temporary.

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Happy Chanukah Cholumbia

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 10 Comments

Bwog wishes you a very happy Hannukah! (Pro-tip: It’s pronounced with a throaty “h” sound, not like “ch” in chat). Right now, Chabad is celebrating with a massive menorah on Low, and Hillel is sponsoring candle-lighting in Shapiro, Carman and the Barnard Quad. Spin gimels, stuff your face with free donuts, and wash it down […]

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Blue Java Begins Limited Run of “Vintage” Cup

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 5 Comments

You may have noticed this dope ass coffee cup at Blue Java this past week. Columbia is no stranger to ’90s throwbacks, or puns. This cup seamlessly integrates both. According to Rosie Fernandez over at Dining, “This is a vintage blue java cup that we brought back for finals.” Can we keep ’em Pa, please? Cup […]

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From the Issue: Dan Weinstein

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 26 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, arriving on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a breakdown of Barnard’s budget woes, a look at Columbia’s proposal for a new engineering campus, and the politics […]

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Vincenzo Pleads Guilty, Coles Back in Jail

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 21 Comments

Update, 9:45 pm: According to the New York Post, Chris Coles is back in jail after failing a court-mandated drug test. He will return to court December 22nd, and will still have a chance to enter the treatment program he was granted diversion to in November. The AP reports that Stefan Vincenzo has pleaded guilty […]

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A Few Of Our Favorite Things

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 2 Comments

Bwog reads you! Enjoy a random walk though the past months via our favoritest of the favorite comments: “…The horse porn was still playing. He pulled the headphone jack out without looking away. And then I heard a sound no human should ever hear, a sound like Jenna Jameson in a glue factory. I ran…” […]

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Overheard: Self-Awareness Is Overrated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 6 Comments

Lend us your ear as we eavesdrop on the heated debate casual conversation of two Nussbaum patrons re: multiplication tables and the the real definition of “precociousness” (it’s Bwog, and you know it). Nussbaum Patron 1: I was very precocious. I remember that in third grade, I argued with my teacher about whether their definition of […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Terrible Twos(day)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 4 Comments

The good news: it’s Tuesday; this semester’s finals will cease to be your concern within the next 72 hours. The bad news: your sleep cycles, thesis title, life, and hair are all totally a mess. But wait—more good news! We’re inviting you to join us in our (very exclusive) bed for a few short minutes […]

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A Man of the People

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 30 Comments

A short while ago, a tall, well-dressed, middle-aged man strolled into Butler and started handing out candy canes to disheveled students. Grinning and making polite conversation, he proceeded confidently from the café to the third floor. Bemused bookworms naturally sent a flurry of tips, having cottoned on to the fact that this was not another […]

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And I’ve Been Working Like A Dog

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 18 Comments

The dog days are over, but here’s photographic proof of yesterday’s merriment. We’ve never seen so many smiley (sober) Columbians—community has been unleashed! “It sounds like you guys really needed this,” one puppy owner told us. Furrealz. You can send in your own pics of puppy lovin’ and pooch smoochin’ to tips@bwog.com. Photos by Yanyi […]

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Actual Wisdom: Edward Mendelson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 50 Comments

And now for something a wee bit different. In today’s Actual Wisdom, English professor Edward Mendelson teaches us a lesson about breaking the rules. And about the perils of questionnaires. It’s all below, in his personally requested format. It’s kinda like when you take major liberties with an unappealing essay prompt and end up writing […]

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Butler Water Fountains, We’re Calling You Out

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butler
call out
can we sue for the muffin incident
cry for help
i mean we could just go to butcaf but butcaf is the cannon's of butler
thirsty
use performance-enhancing drugs sparingly kids
what's your favorite room in the but
who cares about social justice we need fancy water
WTF CU

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Weird Salad Conversation Overheard At Hungarian

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be safe kids
discussing salad in a pastry shop is kind of a douchebag move in general
hungarian pastry shop
no judgement just keep yr voice down while i finish this 10 page paper due in 3 hours please?
overheard
salad

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Bacchanal Presents: Aubrey Drake Graham Grams

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aubrey drake graham
candy
champagne papi
drake
drizzy
if nicki were a cu student she'd buy one
if we don't get one we'll be in our feelings till march :(
if you don't get a gram you're obviously a meek fan
imagine nicki sending meek a drake gram: the ultimate dis
mcdonalds
psa
tears
the most enticing list of tags to ever grace the internet

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Bwoglines: Happy (?) Edition

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alexis bledel in sisterhood of the traveling pants was the prettiest thing to walk this earth
bwoglines
dubya
food
happy
hash browns
not happy tbh
pharell's smoky the bear hat
so sad
so so sad

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Field Notes: Homecoming Is Not The Be-All And End-All Edition

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bongs and becomings
drunken snaps are the best snaps
field notes
homecoming
more RA drama
music saves lives
netflix is a basic right
roar lion roar is most often sung ironically
social life researchers on the prowl
staff is so nice here
sweetgreen review
we did it
when you worked at ec this weekend and signed in literally 15 pages of guests

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Barnard Board Of Trustees To Consider Divestment

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board of trustees
Divest barnard
fighting the power can have results
fossil fuels
nothing for sure though
possible progress?

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Languishing In Lerner Sans Stapler

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first world problems
lerner is lacking
monday
small inconveniences
stapler also missing from brooks/sulz computer lab
synthetic monstrosity inside a synthetic monstrosity
wanted: lumbering lout in lerner
we're sure there are other options but this is so close to carman

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“Should Columbia Have A Bacchanal This Year?” And More Fun From CCSC

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bacchanal
Ben Makansi
ccsc
decisions...they're happening
Group Adjudication
INSOMNIAAAA
little reaction to recent appointment of deantini to chief of security
making and breaking rules
mental health task force
place to be on a sunday night
sandwich ambassador

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