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Bwog In Bed: Go Back to Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2011 10 Comments

You survived Lit Hum/CC and your next final is…well, at least a day away. Take a deep breath, give yourself a hug, and enjoy the break from finals by hopping in bed with us for a few minutes before crashing your head back into the deep recesses of your pillow. Remember, this isn’t a Tarantino film: […]

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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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BunsenBwog: The Future Of Transplants

Joanna Zhang 0

alas poor yorick
brain swap? sounds fake but ok
brain swapping
BunsenBwog
Bwog does spooky
can i swap brains with steve buscemi? he seems to have a gentle soul n a nice brain tbh
did they really just figure out how to fix a broken heart? im dead
i would want to swap brains with so many people
i wouldnt wanna swap with so many ppl too
ivy league brains are the best brains obviously
me @ the CUMC students: just fuck me up
my damaged heart cannot be repaired
spook
v spook

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Bwoglines: The Yikes Edition

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"i've heard greek life is big here"
bullseye baby
bwoglines
even if he is part of the kardashian klan (hate that) drug abuse is vv sad and makes me wanna cry
everything happens so much
feeling sad
frats
greek life
i hope life gets better for lamar tbh
i wonder which porno they were watching
negative nelly
pessimist bwoglines
rain in cali is this real???
why didnt lamar just pay for my barnard career instead of prostitutes

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EC Archetype: Out-Of-Place Arts Student

Betsy Ladyzhets 0

'i'm going to write about you' is the scariest thing any writer can say to you
can't an honest student just get to the law library in peace?
creative writing students are art students too
ec archetypes
who needs two copies of howl? everyone really

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Deantini Is Just As Lost As You Are

Maddie Stearn 4

A captain lost at sea
A ship without a captain
Are you my mother?
deantini
Deantini and his smartphone
It's hard to blame Deantini when campus is so big and so confusing though really
Lost bird
Not the Columbia app apparently
We gotchu Deantini
What apps does Deantini have on his phone?

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Columbia Divest Is Getting Closer To Success

Bwog Staff 3

barnard divest
climate change demands real change
climate change is real change
columbia divest for climate justice
did the students who led the cdcj protest completely lose their voices after yesterday?
like should someone bring them a pot of herbal tea or something?
they were really loud it was pretty impressive

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Being The Change, Leading The Charge: Diversity In Higher Education

Sarah Dahl 1

diversity - the need is real
lecturehop
panels like this always have such inspiring titles - be the change! lead the charge! (but how do we do that??)
there are so many problems and so few solutions - but at least we can talk about them to cool string music
will columbia ever be diverse enough? more on this at 5

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#TBT: Touchdowns To Tears

Mia Lindheimer 0

#tbt
columbia lions
cumb
cumb knows how to really beat another school: go for the marching band
doing homework during a football game is an acquired skill
like if you actually care that the lions won last weekend
like if you still can't believe the lions won last weekend
lions fail to roar loudly enough to scare cu students into actually going to games
lions still roar pretty loudly

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New CCSC Class Of 2017 Representative Will Be Appointed, Not Elected

Joe Milholland 2

ccsc
ccsc wants YOU to apply for this position
it's never too late to get involved in student government
one small ccsc position for you one giant leap for columbia-kind
think about it - with less people on the voting committee that's less people you need to impress
think of all the important change you could impact ... with one small ccsc position

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