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From the Issue: Strong, Beautiful, Broke

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2011 0 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, arriving on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a discussion of Occupy Wall Street with Columbia professor Todd Gitlin, a look at Columbia’s proposal for a new […]

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Don’t Hail That Cab Just Yet

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2011 9 Comments

Hooray! [Some of ] You are done with finals. So what’s next? Before you cram all of your belongings into an unreasonable number of suitcases and ship home for the holidays to bask in the glory of parental bickering and endless free food, Bwog has a few simple reminders for you. Use Carsplit to save […]

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From the Issue: Unconventional Living

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2011 4 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a breakdown of Barnard’s budget woes, a look at Columbia’s proposal for a new engineering […]

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Bwog in Bed: So Close Yet So Far

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2011 5 Comments

More than halfway there! People lucky enough to be done with finals have started leaving already, but probably like most of you, Bwog is still slumped in bed dreaming of Milano sandwiches and about not having to take this exam in two hours. It’s an oral one, do you think we can bring food? Bwogline: […]

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Actual Wisdom: Sam Moyn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 40 Comments

Sam Moyn, a professor of intellectual history, does not like smart phones, and is not down to chat about cheese. He claims to be neither famous, special, nor wise, but we beg to differ. Here is his Actual Wisdom: Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I teach existentialism in my classes, so I find it […]

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Overseen: As If They Were Really Studying

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 3 Comments

Some students in a Butler study room, have gone mad, putting their hope of safety in a wooden/paper wall. Spoiler alert: Athenian glory is only temporary.

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Happy Chanukah Cholumbia

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 10 Comments

Bwog wishes you a very happy Hannukah! (Pro-tip: It’s pronounced with a throaty “h” sound, not like “ch” in chat). Right now, Chabad is celebrating with a massive menorah on Low, and Hillel is sponsoring candle-lighting in Shapiro, Carman and the Barnard Quad. Spin gimels, stuff your face with free donuts, and wash it down […]

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Blue Java Begins Limited Run of “Vintage” Cup

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 5 Comments

You may have noticed this dope ass coffee cup at Blue Java this past week. Columbia is no stranger to ’90s throwbacks, or puns. This cup seamlessly integrates both. According to Rosie Fernandez over at Dining, “This is a vintage blue java cup that we brought back for finals.” Can we keep ’em Pa, please? Cup […]

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From the Issue: Dan Weinstein

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 26 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, arriving on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a breakdown of Barnard’s budget woes, a look at Columbia’s proposal for a new engineering campus, and the politics […]

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Vincenzo Pleads Guilty, Coles Back in Jail

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 21 Comments

Update, 9:45 pm: According to the New York Post, Chris Coles is back in jail after failing a court-mandated drug test. He will return to court December 22nd, and will still have a chance to enter the treatment program he was granted diversion to in November. The AP reports that Stefan Vincenzo has pleaded guilty […]

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A Few Of Our Favorite Things

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 2 Comments

Bwog reads you! Enjoy a random walk though the past months via our favoritest of the favorite comments: “…The horse porn was still playing. He pulled the headphone jack out without looking away. And then I heard a sound no human should ever hear, a sound like Jenna Jameson in a glue factory. I ran…” […]

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Overheard: Self-Awareness Is Overrated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2011 6 Comments

Lend us your ear as we eavesdrop on the heated debate casual conversation of two Nussbaum patrons re: multiplication tables and the the real definition of “precociousness” (it’s Bwog, and you know it). Nussbaum Patron 1: I was very precocious. I remember that in third grade, I argued with my teacher about whether their definition of […]

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A Rocky Horror Start To This Halloweekend

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brad is an asshole
cmts
he wasn't tim curry but he was still BOMB
janet is a slut
rocky horror picture show
theatre
there's incest too lucky you!
you get the idea
your thirsty thursday could have been spent watching this

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Bwoglines: Notable Endings Edition

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all of the babies
bonding over our hoeism smh
bwoglines
happy halloween bitches
lol NH private schools
paul ryan's power boner is unreal right now
thanks china
we are shocked and appalled
we're going to detroit over break to visit zola

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The Notorious RBG Is Notoriously Inspirational

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'the most badass Jewish grandmother ever' is right
bwog probably could not do 20 pushups let's be real
if rbg herself made an appearance at barnard the excited screaming would be incredible
if rbg isn't your inspiration to work out more you're doing something wrong
ruth bader ginsburg
the notorious rbg

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#TBT To When Carman Was Even Spookier Than It Is Today

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#tbt
bwog gets extra spoopy this week
hard to stay in the mohi bubble when an actual dead body breaks into it
maybe morton williams needs to step up its game. put dead bodies in the produce section. really freak out the customers.
what's a good halloween story without an actual dead body right?
where did the dead body come from? where did it go? where did it come from carman eye joe?

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Tips To Get Your Trick Or Treat On In The Eleventh Hour

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it's not halloween until you've tried on at least one weird mask
spooky bwog continues - this time with advice for everyone (not just freshmen)
that baby mask needs a mom
trick or treat (or bwog)
you can procrastinate on your halloween costume but not too much

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Free Candy (And More) In Hamilton

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Bwog loves free food
bwog loves free stickers too - and free pens. all free things really
bwog may or may not know that the balloons aren't free from personal experience
the real question is: why was the charter signed on halloween?
were columbia's founders just really spooky guys?
were they perhaps secretly demons? that would explain a lot.

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AskBwog: Roommate Refuses To Be Reconciled

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but was the music in a major or minor key? that's very important
bwog is determined to stay positive in creepy situations
does butler have a copy of this 'codex saerus'?
freshmen are perpetually confused whether about dining point systems lithum or satanic rituals
has anyone tried putting salt in the room?
okay surely the situation can't get worse than this though

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Bwoglines: Planned, Unplanned, And Atypical Journeys Edition

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bwog could on the other hand use more sleep and more homemade chocolate chip cookies
bwog could probably use a mom but bwog already has a mom
bwoglines
could that blimp perhaps be a metaphor for deantini?
how do you lose an entire blimp? who even still uses blimps?
like if you would go back to being a high school junior for a $10 hamilton ticket
we wonder sometimes what the us military is really spending its budget on

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