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Sign Of The Times

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 2 Comments

We have to admit, we thought the following sign was a lark—until we located its very real course listing: To its credit, said course listing (“IGNORANCE: What we don’t know. Seniors only; must have completed CORE science requirements.”) does pose a bevy of uncertainties. For one, shouldn’t this information be part of the midterm?

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Googlying: The New Coning?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 11 Comments

After yesterday’s discovery of Brogan’s new security system, a tipster revealed that this is a spreading epidemic, as evidenced here on College Walk. Be on the lookout for more appearances as Bwog will continue to investigate this symbol of the American Dream. Beware: the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleburg are ever watchful, especially while you’re […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week of 1/26

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 0 Comments

Make a feast for the Chinese New Year, Superbowl, and Valentine’s Day (sorry to bring it up…) at the Greenmarket, set up every Thursday and Sunday from 114th-116-th on Broadway. Look out for these highlights. Xin Nián Kuài Lè! Check out the info table from 12-1 for an interactive and delivious Chinese hot pot cooking demo […]

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Bwoglines: Hitting the Fan Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 26, 2012 8 Comments

The Columbia Republicans are considering bringing Minuteman founder Jim Gilchrist back to campus to promote free speech. We can’t help but wonder if they learned nothing from last time he was here. Well, it has been a while since we had a nationally-covered protest in this city… (Spec) Oh wait except for that whole Occupy Wall […]

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JJ’s Smoothies Are A Mouthful

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 6 Comments

Thinking of hitting JJ’s tonight? Bwog’s Head Beverage Inspector Bijan Samareh warns you of the social dangers of late-night smoothie-savoring. JJ’s Place has its merits. First and foremost, it’s the only campus dining location where you can witness the Dionysian abandon of that vegan on your floor who only eats hummus and celery and air drunkenly […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 1 Comments

Classes just started, assignments can wait, and midterms merely hover in the distance like a deathly faraway land. Helping you eschew menial amounts of reading that you weren’t going to do anyway is 2012’s first installment of Where Art Thou, a collection of fantastic arts events both on and off campus. If you would like to see […]

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2016 Posts Regrettable Things on Facebook, Again

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 53 Comments

Last semester, after Early Decision results went out, we checked in on the Class of 2016’s Facebook page. We expected to be, uh, entertained; we were not disappointed. So last week, when Regular Decision stats were announced, we thought maybe that the 2016 Facebook’s page had had time to ferment. Again, we expected something to chuckle at. Indeed, […]

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Columbia Makes Large-Scale Additions To Campus Surveillance

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 8 Comments

Just moments ago, a tipster divulged that Public Safety has taken covert and highly controversial new surveillance measures. Implanted on the heavily-trafficked inner doors to what our tipster reveals is called “Brogan” (Broadway/Hogan), this new security system monitors all potentially dangerously displays of bro-ing out. These include, but are not limited to, smuggling 30-racks of […]

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Boringside Heights: Consumerism Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 10 Comments

The holiday season has hit your wallet hard, and now the bills are coming in. Think you can cut down on your spending? Not with everything Morningside Heights has to offer…

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Being An Alum Has Benefits…

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 11 Comments

However, immunity from gratuitous administrator emails is not one of them. Want a sneak peak at your future inbox? Want to see if you’ll be among the select few special enough to be used by Deantini to brag about the College? Oh, and Dean, it’s “Roar, Lion, Roar!”

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Bwoglines: Conflict and Contention Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 25, 2012 0 Comments

Last night the POTUS took some time out of his day of slaying pirates to give the SOTU. Quick on the rebuttal were Republican candidates Rick Santorum and Gov. Buddy Roemer, who jumped on the live-tweeting bandwagon. (Reuters, Twitter) Getting into his own debates was Columbia’s own adjunct professor Ian Bremmer, who challenged Harvard’s Associate […]

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How Many Obama Drinking Games Can You Think Of?

By Bwog Staff on Jan 24, 2012 15 Comments

Hopefully, all of us politically minded, globally conscious students are aware of the 2012 State of the Union Address tonight. Rather than live-streaming it alone in your room, why not watch with some of the most politically conscious members on campus? The CU Dems, CU College Republicans, CPU, and the Roosevelt Institute invite you to a […]

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How To Sneak A Tree Into Your Dorm

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christmas carols
covert Bwog
CU athletics
dead bodies
dead trees
dorms
Ferris biscuits though
friends who sing
honest approach is the best approach
hymns
Joy to the World
music
muzak
rugs
sincerity
trees forever
wordpress sucks

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Merry MoHi

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channuka?
chanuka
christmas
december decor
do the holidays make the cold worth it
hannukah
holidays
kwanza
MoWill forever
tiny red dragons
what is a present
what presents are you getting

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Bwoglines: Tolls Edition

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animals
barn animals
Christmas is almost upon us
Church
glad for Metro even though expensive af
glad we don't drive
hay
Manger
Moscow
Nativity scenes
not as expensive as driving tbh
Putin is getting poned
Russian truckers know what's good
tbh Jesus wasn't actually born on Christmas!

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Tarps, Where Art Thou?

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bwog and patience: probably not a good combination
call out
just FINISH THE JOB
JUST PUT US OUT OF OUR SUFFERING
lawns
tarps
we clearly love to call out our dear institution
we just want to go to our early morning Hamilton classes in peace

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Latenite Theatre Presents: Fall Anthology 2015

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Bwog promises that our pants aren’t too tight
Bwog wishes we had a nanny that would give us Molly
calling out Matt Malone for using a Bwogger’s NSOP nametag while mocking Bwog...
can Latenite send Bwog the remix of Mitt Romney that it used for CU Right Wing Republican Sex?
is “how to business” a commentary on how many CU students go into finance?
LateNite
s/o to Gowan for the more elaborate tags
s/o to Maeve for being a homie
theatre

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Carman Hall Residence Director Responds To Trans Awareness Vandalism

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carman
carman cares
floor meetings
glad Columbia is responding
lgbtq
pronouns
Trans Awareness
we stand with trans and LGBTQ
who the fuck did this

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The Plan Behind The Absurd Men’s Basketball Schedule

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basketball
bwog tries to understand sports
gaming the system is a columbia specialty
if it's not a conspiracy we're not interested
remember the SAT lol
rpi
sports math
the best kind of math

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Barnard Quad Bulletin Boards Transform Overnight Into Bread Boards

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artwork
barnard
barnard has such artistic integrity with its memes
bless up
bwog sincerely supports this mysterious bread bandit
can we appreciate the les mis reference? friday musical theater shoutouts on point
CRACK THE BREAD MYSTERY
if you think about it bread is never bad
if you think about it bread would never hurt us. bread is so pure
please keep doing what you do
quad
we really hope this bread was stolen from hewitt

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