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Organ, Not Orgo

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 3 Comments

Why study stay cramped up in Butler this evening when you can have free fun instead? Don’t miss John Zorn, composer, arranger, record producer, saxophonist, multi-instrumentalist, and avant garde icon, as he returns to his first instrument for this rare performance—his first solo organ concert in St. Paul’s Chapel tonight at 11 pm. Entry is free with a CUID! The […]

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The Mangurian Candidate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 3 Comments

Columbia Athletics held a press conference today to announce the recent hire of Peter K. Mangurian. Kevin Powers, of Sports Sunday fame, was there to report: This afternoon in Faculty House, Athletic Director M. Diane Murphy gave a formal introduction to the new Head Football Coach Pete Mangurian. Rocking her signature Columbia blue blazer, Murphy […]

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Prezbo Gets Trump’d

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 33 Comments

Perhaps still bitter after a failed presidential campaign, the ever-belligerent Donald Trump decided to pick on Obama for his stance on Iran. Also caught in the crossfire was none other than Prezbo, who was volleyed with such hateful names as “the idiot who runs Columbia University” and “the fool at Columbia.” Bwog recalls its more […]

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Overheard: “These Aren’t Tears, I Swear. It Must be the Humidity”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 7 Comments

At 8:45 pm, two bros put their bags down in the weight room: Bro the First: Yeah, so I saw her last night. It was cool. Bro the Second: What’s the big deal, then? BtF: I don’t know. It’s complicated. BtS: Let’s talk about it in the sauna. BtF: Yeah, it can wait. That’s the […]

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From the Issue: Zero Tolerance?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 3 Comments

Columbia recently updated its sexual assault policy. In the latest issue of The Blue & White, staff writer Anna Bahr weighed in on the changes. Be sure to look out for the December issue soon to hit the presses. Zero tolerance implies an uncompromising, absolute application of law. When the phrase appears as the ironclad […]

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Free Tote Bags and Malaysian Coffee

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 3 Comments

Take a step in from the cold to enjoy free Ipoh white coffee. The Weatherhead East Asian Institute will be on the Lerner Ramps from 12 to 1 pm giving away free cups of the piping hot treat along with tote bags. You can also learn about their study abroad programs in East and Southeast […]

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Bwoglines: Putting the Pieces Together Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 09, 2011 0 Comments

Far from over, the Occupy-everything movement continues to live up to its grammatical mission. Occupy Harlem has some students worried about the Manhattanville expansion. Meanwhile an Occupy China may be around the corner. Finally there’s “Mockupy” Wall Street. (Spec/Atlantic/City Room) A recent DOT report confirms every pedestrian’s worst fear: bicyclists are taking over the city. […]

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You Deserve Closure

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2011 9 Comments

Tuesday-Thursday classes for Fall 2011 are done forever. They are in the past. Depending on what you study/believe, the past, and those classes, might not strictly exist anymore. Passing over that—and any of the impending existential crises that tend to come a’ knockin’ late Thursday night—you should tell us the notable things your professors said to […]

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LectureHop: Trilling Fucking Matters, Guys

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2011 11 Comments

Last night there were lots of plastic chairs in Lerner 505, and microphones, a table, a camera, and, of course, “light refreshments.” That can only mean one thing—a lecture! Moderated by Samuel Schube, CC ’12, Senior Editor of The Current, the talk featured Adam Kirsch, TNR bro and author of Why Trilling Matters, and Mark […]

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Drinking with Bwog: The All-Nighter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2011 9 Comments

Every week your friends at the Columbia Bartending Association outfit you with a topical, alcoholic accouterment. Wrestling with Rousseau this weekend on that CC paper? Wrestle drunk! It’s my favorite time of year again. I wish I was basking in the Christmas and New Year’s spirit already, but one last battle remains before the holidays: finals. Can’t […]

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Overheard: Red He(a)rring

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2011 2 Comments

Not everything you see is what it seems. Take note of this harrowing tale, recently overheard. Girl: This one time I was in the shampoo aisle at CVS and I thought this lady was using Bluetooth, but she really had a piece of string taped to her ear. Not a bluetooth via wikimedia.

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Coatsworth and Kasdin Reassure Columbia Students

By Bwog Staff on Dec 08, 2011 13 Comments

Interim Provost John Coatsworth and Senior Executive Vice President Robert Kasdin sent an email a moment ago “to provide basic guidance in recognizing and responding to behavioral warning signs for potential threats to community safety.” Though the incident is not mentioned explicitly, one cannot help but be reminded of the tragic shooting that occurred earlier […]

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A Rocky Horror Start To This Halloweekend

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brad is an asshole
cmts
he wasn't tim curry but he was still BOMB
janet is a slut
rocky horror picture show
theatre
there's incest too lucky you!
you get the idea
your thirsty thursday could have been spent watching this

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Bwoglines: Notable Endings Edition

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all of the babies
bonding over our hoeism smh
bwoglines
happy halloween bitches
lol NH private schools
paul ryan's power boner is unreal right now
thanks china
we are shocked and appalled
we're going to detroit over break to visit zola

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The Notorious RBG Is Notoriously Inspirational

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'the most badass Jewish grandmother ever' is right
bwog probably could not do 20 pushups let's be real
if rbg herself made an appearance at barnard the excited screaming would be incredible
if rbg isn't your inspiration to work out more you're doing something wrong
ruth bader ginsburg
the notorious rbg

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#TBT To When Carman Was Even Spookier Than It Is Today

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#tbt
bwog gets extra spoopy this week
hard to stay in the mohi bubble when an actual dead body breaks into it
maybe morton williams needs to step up its game. put dead bodies in the produce section. really freak out the customers.
what's a good halloween story without an actual dead body right?
where did the dead body come from? where did it go? where did it come from carman eye joe?

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Tips To Get Your Trick Or Treat On In The Eleventh Hour

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it's not halloween until you've tried on at least one weird mask
spooky bwog continues - this time with advice for everyone (not just freshmen)
that baby mask needs a mom
trick or treat (or bwog)
you can procrastinate on your halloween costume but not too much

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Free Candy (And More) In Hamilton

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Bwog loves free food
bwog loves free stickers too - and free pens. all free things really
bwog may or may not know that the balloons aren't free from personal experience
the real question is: why was the charter signed on halloween?
were columbia's founders just really spooky guys?
were they perhaps secretly demons? that would explain a lot.

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AskBwog: Roommate Refuses To Be Reconciled

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but was the music in a major or minor key? that's very important
bwog is determined to stay positive in creepy situations
does butler have a copy of this 'codex saerus'?
freshmen are perpetually confused whether about dining point systems lithum or satanic rituals
has anyone tried putting salt in the room?
okay surely the situation can't get worse than this though

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Bwoglines: Planned, Unplanned, And Atypical Journeys Edition

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bwog could on the other hand use more sleep and more homemade chocolate chip cookies
bwog could probably use a mom but bwog already has a mom
bwoglines
could that blimp perhaps be a metaphor for deantini?
how do you lose an entire blimp? who even still uses blimps?
like if you would go back to being a high school junior for a $10 hamilton ticket
we wonder sometimes what the us military is really spending its budget on

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