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HARDCORE: PART V — IT’S FINALS WEEK

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 74 Comments

Here you have it, the dramatic conclusion! Now you can finally watch them all again in order like you did with Harry Potter. “IT’S FINALS WEEK” Arrangement: Connor Spahn & Reuben Arnold Lyrics: Pat Blute & Amirah Sequeira Vocals: Uptown Vocal (uptownvocal.com) and Kasia Borowiec Audio Editing: Tareq Abuissa Choreographer: Victoria Pollack Dancers: Rachel Chavez, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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SGA Talked About Winter Housing And FAB

Caroline Montgomery 1

barnard bears want omelettes and biscuits too :(
cold and lonely winter
hewitt needs to up its game
or you could just secretly camp out in your room for all of break wink wink
sga

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Bear With Us

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conspiracy theories
duane reade
get out your UV lamps kids
if DR sends us a bear we'll be their no 1 fans
millie has some explaining to do
raise your hand if you broke up with yr ex before thanksgiving :/
SAD is a real thing
teddy bears
waiting for the comment "what's the point of this article?? we want the old bwog back"
why is it called cuffing season sounds a little too NYPD for our taste...
you could sneak a pet snake into your dorm inside of one of these babies am i right ;)
young jedi the point is that the article has no point we just like teddy bears ok

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Have Some Librarians With That Pizza

Bwog Staff 1

#teamquentin
barnlib
diana center
if u have no friend they'll be ur friends
if you see this tag comment with your favorite book
maybe they still have some of those cute patches left??
pizza
psa
we recommend The Sound and the Fury

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Bwoglines: We Just Don’t Understand Edition

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all the victims in our thoughts
bwoglines
it's hard to write funny or entertaining stuff when everything is broken yknow
texas is not looking great right now
the teeth thing is funny and cool anyway?

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Field Notes: So Unexpected It’s Expected Edition

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"bougie UES moms"
Bwog Decrees
getting locked out of tinder is getting locked out of life
has Hamilton slowly consumed all of our lives
hookah wine and mixer buzz
hot girls we have problems too
laundry spreading is the new manspreading
mixtapes and machinations
Rihanna
sober Koronet's
that moment when you open a dick pic in front of your ER nurse: priceless
the barnard babysitting club is so real
we know our time is valuable
Yes

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Lions Thirst For More Wildcat Blood Tonight

Ross Chapman 0

"These Lions are out for blood" it's getting dramatic in here
beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Bwog does sports
caring even after basketball mania
going onto the roof of pupin and howling at the moon: lions hazing/bonding activity
Kyle Castlin
maodo lo
men's basketball
sports
superbloodmoon
this is the photo on his CUID
we suck less this year

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Concerns About ABC Bias Raised By One Representative

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abc
breaking
diversity

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Deantini And Dean Kromm Talk Academics And Alcohol With CCSC

Joe Milholland 1

"this thing makes me sadder than almost anything else" r u sure
alcohol
alcohol is fun
ccsc
Committee On Instruction
courseworks app
dean kromm
Dean Kromm's Greatest Dream
deantini
fall festival
fun
fun i.e. alcohol
is fun really a word anymore? semantic satiation look it up
the core
The War for Fun
the war on fun
UChicago Frats are no fun
we've got a blank space baby (in this google doc where you've written your position)

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