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Actual Wisdom: John McWhorter

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 24 Comments

In Actual Wisdom, Bwog blatantly rips off (and simultaneously promotes) another of our features, Senior Wisdom, to bring to you some seasonal advice from seasoned men and women of our academy. So, just in time for finals, enjoy the knowledge, memories, and cheese preferences of our faculty. First at bat is John McWhorter, who has graced Columbia […]

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CCSC: Reflections on the Semester

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 13 Comments

Yesterday, Bwog’s Senior CCSC Correspondent Sarah Ngu explained a big shake-up in the council meetings. Today, she analyzes what this year’s Council has accomplished so far, and what’s left to be done. Here’s the list of initiatives that have been pursued this year (along with relevant Bwog coverage), and the council member responsible. Bolded indicates […]

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Breaking: P&W Sandwich Shop to Close in a Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 44 Comments

The rumors are true: P&W Sandwich Shop, Bwog’s favorite lunchtime haunt, is closing. Shocked and appalled by what we hoped was a cruel finals prank (remember Hawkma?), Bwog called over only to receive confirmation of the tragic tip. P&W is owned by the same family who operates Hungarian, next door. Due to “lease termination,” P&W’s last day will be […]

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XMAS!6 Delights and Disappoints

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 59 Comments

XMAS!6, A Mall-y Jolly, XMAS!, was performed twice yesterday in Roone, and was the sixth such annual holiday extravaganza. Senior Arts and Religion critic, Alex Jones, reviews this year’s pre-finals musical relief. XMAS! aims to be a last little bit of bright, holiday musical cheer before a week of finals-induced misery, XMAS!5 producer Steele Sternberg, CC’13, […]

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Closing Remarks: Poison, People, and Plato

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 8 Comments

Happy mid-December! Celebrate the end of classes with some pithy phrases your professors say that we call Closing Remarks. Bruce Robbins, Modern Comparative Fiction: “You don’t have to express yourself. People don’t give a shit, they never have.” Randall Balmer, Evangelicalism: “Thank you so much for being interested and coming to this class. If you […]

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Back to Prehistory: Before There Were Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 2 Comments

It’s finals! You’re hungry. Like, prehistoric hungry. Not sure what that means? Find out at the last Live at Lerner of the semester from 12 to 2 pm in Lerner Piano Lounge. They’ve tricked the place out with—we kid you not—a mashed potato bar. You’ll be able to caveman carbo-load to your heart’s content, without facing […]

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Bwog In Bed: One Day Down, Eight Million More To Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2011 3 Comments

Every morning until the end of finals, you’ll find Bwog in bed. Join us for a few minutes as we contemplate the damage done by yesterday’s procrastination, and sheepishly discard empty Cheeze-It boxes before our suitemates awake. Remember always: tips@bwog.com. Bwogline: In light of reports that New York City windows are shedding their steel bars, […]

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Lost: Right-Handed Glove

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 0 Comments

Black glove, says “swix” in white on one finger. Lost somewhere between Broadway and Havemeyer Hall. I just got these gloves, so sad! Please email myh2102@columbia.edu.

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HARDCORE: PART II

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 32 Comments

Follow Pat on the next part of his odyssey. If you missed last night’s pilot, you can catch up here. Today’s special thanks go to Anne Steakhouse, Ga-Young Kim, Liz Coffee Shop, Ahra Koh, John Nordin, Nathan Bailey, Herman Cain, Charlie Dinkin, Digital Data Divide, Cayle Pietras, Christia Mercer, Zak Dychtwald, Kenny Durell, Emeritus Dean […]

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Some Liquor for Your Troubles

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 6 Comments

All of those hours you slaved and slaved away in the dim glow of your computer screen writing pages and pages of literary analysis have finally paid off! Well, if you got an A, at least. But we know you’re all super smart. From now until close, the Village Pourhouse is offering a free “Scholar’s […]

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How to Actually Respond to an Air Raid Finals

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 118 Comments

Update: The anonymous artist is Kyle Hom, SEAS ’14. Snaps, Kyle! A rather crafty tipster submitted this piece of lovely Photoshop GIMP art today. It’s just the latest in a range of t-shirts, mugs, and cufflinks (we don’t get it either) inspired by a British Ministry of Information poster from the Second World War. Originally […]

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Klein Denied Diversion To Treatment

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2011 12 Comments

Adam Klein—the last of the students arrested in Operation Ivy League to begin pretrial proceedings—was denied diversion to treatment in a Manhattan courtroom today, reports Bloomberg. Had he been granted diversion and completed the program successfully, Klein could have avoided a felony charge on his criminal record. “Obviously we’re disappointed,” Klein’s attorney, Alan Abramson, told […]

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Bwoglines: Horror, Hope, Humor, And Humanity Edition

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Arc de triomphe
does ftw mean for the win or fuck the world
france
nous aimons la france
paris
pot > pasta pot
pot > tortellini
rastafarianism is better than pastafarianism
SCOTUS
SCOTUS vs POTUS
two shout-outs to Boston in this post
vive la france
where is the love
women's reproductive health ftw
women's rights

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Columbia University And Barnard College Release Statements On Paris Attacks

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official statement

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LectureHop: The Meursault Investigation

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always here for arab representation
fancy chairs are also very good
kamel is clearly a cinnamon roll
lecturehop
live translation is a whole new level of sophistication
meursault
technology has come so far
this is... A WHOLE NEW WOOOOORLD

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CU Players Presents “Rapture, Blister, Burn”

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"you can have a push-up bra AND a brain"
cup
do you think the members of CUP have made themselves cups with "CUP" on them
feminist theatre at barnard?? bwog wouldn't miss it
s/o to Maeve the dramaturg for the educational powerpoint on feminism before the show
student theatre

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Stop Bringing Your Tinder Dates To The Hungarian Pastry Shop

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britt is ANGRY
can we start calling hungarian hung-pa-sho?
don't make us do our trump impersonation
hungarian pastry shop
if we call debora spar dspar we definitely can call the hungarian pastry shop hung-pa-sho
please support us in this new nickname venture
pronounced "hung-PAY-shOw"
swipe left for anyone who threatens the peace
tinder
when thirst goes too far

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Guess Who’s Coming To Brunch

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basketball
brunch
bwog tries to understand sports
come thru with lions support
kids your parents were lying to you all this time breakfast is not the most important meal of the day
we just want to make everything about food
why throw around balls and show off your masculinity when you can just share waffles instead!

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Friendship Is Magic: The First-Year Slump

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click that link and play that game we swear it's worth it
columbia is totally a blob
fun narratives
is this how the people who eat alone with netflix at hewitt feel
nsop
our hobby is getting our hair stroked by alma
putting effort into things is very difficult at this point of the year
the poor first years have so much on their plate

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Bwoglines: Transportation Edition

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bwog should get its own official bike
bwoglines
does anyone on campus bike? do bikes even exist on campus?
good luck to that one kid out there who's gonna have to sit a midterm on friday the 13th
how are we supposed to get to places if everything keeps bursting into flames
we promise we're not trying to make you nervous about flying back home this thanksgiving

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