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Ain’t No Party Like a 209 Party

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 3 Comments

Cause a 209 party is—educational. And from the looks of that label, it looks like this guy was nursin’ it for some time. Cheers, buddy. Note the dual coping mechanisms: behind the beer hangs a Nightline flyer that reads, “I’ve got 99 problems and then some.”

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Bwoglines: Long Awaited Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2011 3 Comments

Yesterday, Yale voted to restore ROTC, just days after Stanford voted to do the same. (YDN, Stanford Daily) Famous playwright Tony Kushner, CC ’78, was slated to receive an honorary degree from CUNY, until one trustee objected and CUNY scrubbed his nomination. A lot of people cried foul, so now it looks like he’ll get […]

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Orgo Night Review: Republicans, Watermelons, and Your Childhood

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 26 Comments

Chief Ref Room Correspondent Sameea Butt forayed a floor below her usual spot to recap yesterday evening’s this morning’s Orgo Night. If you want to see video, you can check out one from a commenter or CUMB’s YouTube channel. There was a little more excitement than expected in 209 last night, as the crowds sweated it out […]

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Senior Wisdom: Dhruv Vasishtha

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 59 Comments

The wisdom keeps on comin’ with this thrice nominated senior. Name, School: Dhruv Vasishtha, Columbia College Claim to fame: Ex-president of Columbia Parliamentary Debate, Unbearingly excited COHOP leader, Mayor of McBain 8 2008-2009 and recently of handing Snoop Dogg a cup of gin and juice while he was performing said song. Where are you going? […]

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Overseen: Is There No Justice?

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 13 Comments

It’s that time of year…

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SEAS 2011, Meet Your Valedictorian and Salutatorian

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 16 Comments

More good news to spread today! SEAS ’11, here is your valedictorian and salutatorian: Valedictorian: Norases Vesdapunt Salutatorian: Michael Wang Norases is a Computer Science major and has plans to attend grad school at Stanford. Michael is an Applied Physics and Applied Math major. Congrats to you both!

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CC 2011, Meet Your Valedictorian and Salutatorian

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 41 Comments

While an official announcement hasn’t been made yet, multiple tipsters have confirmed to us the lucky pair: Valedictorian: Margot Lazow Salutatorian: Elizabeth Lyon Margot is a Biochemistry major and the president of the CU American Medical Students Association; she’ll tell you all about applying to med school the right way. Elizabeth is a Classics major […]

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Touch Yourself In Public

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 5 Comments

Bwog’s In-House Masseuse Zoe Camp is not techinically a Stressbuster. She went through with training, but didn’t get certified officially. That can’t stop her from telling you how to help yourself relax during this stressful time, in the first installment of our new relaxation series. Treat yourself (literally!) after your long day of finals. Ah, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Alex Gortman

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 54 Comments

Before entering the real world, another senior advises his successors. Name, School: Alex Gortman, Creative Writing CC ‘11 Claim to fame: Over the course of a semester, I met a few times with Zadie Smith, a woman both intimidating and beautiful, who once introduced me to her pug dog who, I’m pretty sure, called me […]

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Senior Wisdom: Learned Foote

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 29 Comments

Learn from Learned in this next installment of Senior Wisdom. Name, school: Learned Foote, Columbia College Claim to fame: My e-mail address is on a bunch of spam filters because I send out the Weekly Growler for CCSC. People think my name is a joke and I’m not a real student. Where are you going? […]

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Bwog Personals: Immanuel Kant

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 9 Comments

Just cause Valentine’s Day has passed doesn’t mean the lovin’ will stop. This lonely philosopher seeks companionship on a day when many people will be thinking about him… Name, Year, School, Major: Immanuel “Manual” Kant (They call me a “hands on” kind of guy) UKönigsberg 1744, Jazz Studies Preference (guy for guy, etc.): Mind for […]

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Last Minute Luck

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2011 7 Comments

CC 2014’ers and 2013’ers are about to sit down for a taxing, excruciating three hours, in which they expound on the entire history of Western thought. Lit Hum and CC finals are happening today, which explains the flurry of flustered kids heading to Hamilton at 12:30. Bwog wishes you the best of luck, and gently […]

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Bucket List: On Writing

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educate urself
go to the lecture on evil it looks cool
short week
the best part about the short break is the short week after it
things to do that will bring you even closer to the weekend

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Bwoglines: Lazy Long Weekend Edition

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are you registered to vote?
bwog looks cute when napping
bwoglines
can dunkin donuts go where uni cafe was?
fake cronuts
lazy
pumpkin spice forever
really wish there were a bridge between lerner and carman
we hope you had a restful fall break xoxo bwog

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At Two Swords’ Length: Do You Abbrev?

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ATSL
bwog totes abbrevs everything
from the issue
the blue and white
THE ISSUE IS OUT!
vegetable is such a long word that bwog rarely spells correctly the first time

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Happy Halloweekend

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bwog video
happy halloweekend
tinder is the scariest
what would pumpkinhead to

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Bwog Out

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2015 Halloween contest
as though you'd have thoughts on break
bwog is the reason for your tears
bwog out
fine keep reading bwog; see if we care
great time to catch up on the Bwog archives right guys?

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Bwog’s Costume Closet: Fake ID

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bwog's costume closet
Check to see if you scan! Bouncers will love that!
drinking game: drink every time you get turned away at the... oh wait
its either this or actually meeting a brother
oh Maryland
so much harder to get after Silk Road costumes shut down

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(Short) Stories To Haunt Your Waking Nightmares

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"and that's when she realized: she had been in Brooklyn all along!!!"
13th floor of Hamilton: where we keep the bodies
Bwog does spooky
terror and darkness aka midterms
toast marshmallows on your mousepad
we're not holding a flashlight-our face is just like this

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#TBT: The Bloomingdale Insane Asylum

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AHS: Columbia's past
Bwog also reports from an institution for those with mania and moral insanity
historical ghost stories
muckraking predecessors to Bwog!
would you rather: 61 sf cell or double with your first year roomate?

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