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Actual Wisdom: Edward Mendelson

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 50 Comments

And now for something a wee bit different. In today’s Actual Wisdom, English professor Edward Mendelson teaches us a lesson about breaking the rules. And about the perils of questionnaires. It’s all below, in his personally requested format. It’s kinda like when you take major liberties with an unappealing essay prompt and end up writing […]

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Tired of Studying? Take a Break and Join Bwog!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 2 Comments

Bwog literally runs on the human spirit. If you have lots of human spirit that you’d like to earmark for Bwog’s consumption, you should be a Daily Editor. Dailies get to ask people probing questions, get into events for free, have their words on the Internet, and consume lots of Westside cookies at meetings!* If […]

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From the Issue: Columbia Occupied

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 6 Comments

Be on the lookout for the December issue of The Blue & White, which will be arriving on campus this week. In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting features from the upcoming issue. Such treats include a breakdown of Barnard’s budget woes, a look at Columbia’s proposal for […]

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College Student Reported Missing Has Been Found

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 20 Comments

Update, 5:11: Director of Communications, Kat Cutler, told us that the student has been found and is now with his family. Another university official also confirmed he is at home and well. According to Spec, a Columbia College senior has been reported missing after last being seen December 14th at the Milburn, New Jersey train […]

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BwogSleuthing in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 10 Comments

Yesterday night, a tipster sent in this photo. We’ve seen Hamiltonian notes before, but the openness of the denizens behind door number 401 to babes made us curious.

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An Early Christmas Present

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 9 Comments

From us to you: a Limited Edition Louise McCune Original poster of all of our Butler Archetype friends. We’ve left a stack on the shelves in the back of Butler Café, and a few around 209. If you don’t nab one today, don’t worry, we’ll be sprinkling them around the library over the coming week.

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Chronicles of Existentialism: How Much is It Worth To You

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 5 Comments

Overseen in Carman, hanging in the balance: “Bodies are not the same as Coca-Cola cans.” –Arthur Caplan

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Bwoglines: There’s a World Outside Finals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 10 Comments

Last Thursday, Army General Ray Odierno appeared on the Colbert Report to announce the end of the War in Iraq, and over the weekend, the last U.S. troops rolled across the border from Iraq to Kuwait. Most troops will be home for Christmas, but some 4,000 will remain in Kuwait as a quick reaction force. […]

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Dark Was the Night (Of The Soul)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2011 37 Comments

Call us old-fashioned*, but Bwog likes sticking to traditions. That’s why we dared enter the dark abyss of terror and neurosis that is Butler without so much as a Virgil-figure to protect us (or at the very least warn us to avert our gaze from one of those 209-couples who seem to feed on creepy eye […]

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At Least We Made the Final Four

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 34 Comments

According to the Wall Street Journal, Mayor Bloomberg plans to announce that Cornell’s won the competition for an applied-science campus in NYC. They beat out the rest of the “shortlist,” which was down to Carnegie-Mellon, NYU, Cornell, and us, after Stanford dropped out on Friday. Not all hope is lost; even if Bloomberg awards Roosevelt Island to […]

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Butler Bingo: Archetypes Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 10 Comments

It’s finals week and you know what that means. We’ve lampooned the inanity of Butler before, but this year we’ve adapted Butler Bingo around those closest (literally) to you: Butler Archetypes. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll over each square to read its description. Look around you. When […]

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Primal Scream For Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2011 16 Comments

If you’ve been cooped up in Butler for the past week like we have, you’ve probably forgotten how to use your voice/form words/engage with others. That’s okay. For your sake, and for that of the 2015ers, we’ll repost our comprehensive guide to Columbia’s loudest and most transient school tradition. Finals got you down? Then […]

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Bwoglines: Some Modicum Of Success Edition

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#hamitlonhipsters
Burkina Faso protestors; doing it right
bwoglines
imagine Angela Merkel David Cameron and Vladimir Putin at a potluck together
see this is how and why you protest
splash some of that cash this way Mark
that's how you get bullied in elementary school
we liked Hamilton before there was a music about him
who names their daughter Max?

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SGA: Post-Thanksgiving News

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barnard bears
Barnard emergency meal plan
Carol the Barnard Bearoness
cool gals
did you hear Malia Obama wants to go here?
give your left over points!
join SGA
sga
Want to be a VP
want to be on the $10 bill?

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The First Bwog Comment Awards Of Fall 2015

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"a short ugly Italian"
~no columbia rhodes scholars~
like there are already too many MRAs on this campus ....
no really if you are the disgruntled (presumably) new englander please email tips@bwog.com
r/bwog
so do u got the crown or nah

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What Happens At Tom’s Stays At Tom’s

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"I don't think I can fit any more dark meat inside of me
avoiding your family for "journalism"
breakfast at tiffany's
canned thanksgiving dinners at your favorite jewish diner
friendsgiving
holidaze
mmm dark meat
peep the broadway shake in the second quadrant
seinfeld
thanksgiving at tom's
thanksgiving dinner

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Share Love And Pizza With Barnard Emergency Meal Points Program

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barnard > cc??? ;)
donate yo points
even though the pizza in that picture looks kinda gross it still made us hungry
Food Insecurity
psa
sga

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Bwoglines: You’ll Need Munchies Edition

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420 praise it?
bwoglines
fox news: only the greatest and most important info
homer simpson kinda day
mmm donuts
we've heard dunks dunker's donkdonk dinkie's dobby's daddy's dolores'.....
what if they accidentally packaged a turd in reese's wrapping? merry christmas...

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Field Notes: The Giving Of Thanks Edition

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"are you sure you're not a lesbian yet?"
black friday
come to our meetings for a great celebration loaf
crisis of faith
field notes
it's a sign from above if u get so fucked up after your first drink
keith urban
nebraska
our dealer is our best friend
PrezBo is so PrezBo even on the phone
ritz crackers
thanksgiving
the "faint trace of urine" is probs the administration pissing on ur hopes and dreams
the Bible money for alcohol is def sacrilegious
there are two types of people in the world: those who desperately want to crawl back into their mother's wombs and feel safe and full again and those who hate thanksgiving
Veuve Clicquot
vomiting into your hands while on the F train: a state of mind
we found alcohol in a hopeless place
we survived
we're starting a jessica jones support group so email ur deets to tips to join
what IS stuffing??
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Reminder: You Have Cool Friends Graduating This Term

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bwog gets desperate pt 1 million
bwog was born in its final form and never had to have wisdom teeth removed
do you even go here
do you even have friends
even if you're a failure of a senior the people who will be reading with the most keen eyes will be pre/frosh and you are so much smarter than them!!
real talk: our inbox is overflowing but it's always good to have options
senior wisdoms
we are okay with being trolled
we can't afford to be picky

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