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RoomHop: Decked with Hexes

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 11 Comments

For the latest installment of RoomHop, Bwog’s multi-dimensional analyst Conor Skelding visited the McBain double of two mathematical minds. “The lamps that the rooms come with are kinda gross,” Jonathon Balsano, SEAS ’14, matter-of-factly states. Fellow McBain double dweller Sam Engel, CC ‘ 14, jumps in, “That nasty light didn’t really reach the corner of the room.” […]

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Lost: Black Sony Camera

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 0 Comments

Black compact sony cybershot in a black case dropped at tree lighting. If you really want the camera you can have it, I just really hope I can get the memory card back. Since it’s the holidays, I’ll get you some hot apple cider. Email rrs2141@columbia.edu

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WBAR Goth Prom 1986 Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 2 Comments

Grab your black eyeliner and break out the lace. Tomorrow night WBAR presents Goth Prom 1986, a free concert featuring an intoxicating brew of hardcore, garage-rock, and beats by Balam Acab, Purling Hiss, Leather, and RL Grime in the Diana Event Oval from 7 to 11:30 pm. The event is open to the public, so feel free to […]

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Bunsenbwog: Everything is Illuminated

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 0 Comments

When they’re not headbanging or falling for our anecdote baiting, Columbia faculty enjoy getting dirty in the lab. Bwog takes a moment to look back on this week in science. Headlines were compiled by pillow talk specialist Zach Kagan. A pair of Columbia graduates have designed a solar-powered pillow lamp for areas of the world where electricity is scarce. The LuminAID packs flat but […]

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First Contact

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 3 Comments

Like in a scene taken from a fairy tale, these fledglings took a respite from dodging Broadway traffic and overeager toddlers. One onlooker was colored incredulous, “I feel like I’m in a Disney movie or something.” Fly up and away little birds, the shadow grows longer.

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It’s Going to Be Okay, Says Solipsistic Banner

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 12 Comments

At 9:55 am this morning, Bwog received an anonymous tip that a massive banner had just been unfurled from the windows of Butler that read, “It’s going to be OK. You’re not alone.” Before we had a chance to document this magnanimous act, at 10:03 am the same tipster reported that the poster had been […]

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Fall Chansons

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 7 Comments

Bwog’s rookie reviewer Alex Katz crossed Broadway to see CMTS’s first show of the season. Wednesday evening, I listened to the premiere of CMTS’s Autumn Songs, playing in Roone Alredge Auditorium. The powerful vocal cast, striking set, and extraordinary music kept a show lacking in plot from withering like the winter, but blossoming like the […]

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Former Alumni President of St. A’s Jailed

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 32 Comments

The New York Post, tone-deaf as ever, reports the story with the headline “Columbia Frat Honcho Jailed.” Walter Perry, the titular honcho, is accused of stealing $650,000 from Saint Anthony’s over six years, and has been sentenced to at least 24 months of jail time. It is not clear how the money was obtained, but […]

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Morningside Bakeries, Let’s Get Ready to (C)rumble

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 10 Comments

In a constant search for Morningside’s finest, Bwog was eager to weigh in when a dispute arose about the best cookie in the neighborhood. Secretary of Snack Alison Herman followed the aroma wafting over Morningside Park and investigated. After an honorable mention of Levain Bakery in our Bwog Thanksgiving, an anonymous tipster indignantly called us out on our […]

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Bwoglines: Pondering It All Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 02, 2011 1 Comments

Cash-strapped urbanites may soon find work in the new convenience economy, which crowdsources temporary personal assistant tasks. Among the guinea pigs is an Arts Initiative coordinator, who claims its merits are more than monetary. (Observer) Whoever said field trips were dead? One visiting professor at GSAPP took his class to a banana ripening plant and […]

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Want to do Something Hardcore?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 01, 2011 17 Comments

And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for… From the genius who brought you BwogWeather, comes Hard Core: A Columbian Odyssey. The show traces Pat Blute’s whimsical adventure one man’s grueling odyssey home after he finds himself stranded. He must survive using only his extensive knowledge of the core. The new project already features footage of the Australian Outback, Thailand, and […]

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Don’t Miss the Yule Log Ceremony and Tree Lighting

By Bwog Staff on Dec 01, 2011 5 Comments

Don’t forget to head outside into the winter chill and listen to Columbia’s many a cappella groups sing and faculty and students speak at the annual Yule Log Ceremony, taking place from 6 to 7 pm on college walk. At 7 pm, the tree lights go up during the Tree Lighting Ceremony. Head back into […]

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Bwoglines: Planned, Unplanned, And Atypical Journeys Edition

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bwog could on the other hand use more sleep and more homemade chocolate chip cookies
bwog could probably use a mom but bwog already has a mom
bwoglines
could that blimp perhaps be a metaphor for deantini?
how do you lose an entire blimp? who even still uses blimps?
like if you would go back to being a high school junior for a $10 hamilton ticket
we wonder sometimes what the us military is really spending its budget on

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Back-Of-The-Envelope Assumptions About How Much Time You’ll Spend Campaigning During Election Day Holiday

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at least we have a fall break
bernie or hillary
cut us some slack
math is REAL
numbers
or a republican
politicians are corrupt
remember bush
republican for president=hell on earth
science is truth
students are savvy enough to know that
we're doing the core not campaigning for candidates

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AskBwog: Reconciling Roommates

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askbwog
Bwog can help people too
Bwog can't make puns
disruption of dorm-estic bliss
it's not like your roommate is a crazy cultist or something right?
peppy Bwog is peppy
RAs are useful for more than busting parties ya know
talk out your problems
we're sure the issue won't get any worse

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In Defense Of: Not Celebrating Halloween

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"where has the true SPIRIT of halloween gone?" no pun intended
get it like halloween is obsolete
halloween
honestly what else rhymes with treat.... okay a lot
ido
In Defense Of
MoWill
now those of us who still subscribe to the soul-sucking capitalism regime would like to know where to get those pumpkin-themed groceries
reslife always on it with those free pumpkins tho we ain't complainin... technically we are but
trick or treat? more like obsolete

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GSSC Delivers Laundry List Of Updates Regarding Food Insecurity Partnership, Rooftop Party

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can we date them?
class ball
Elizabeth Heyman
food drive with barnard
food insecurity partnership
fund allocation
G-chat
gssc
GSSC moves to the modern era
how old are GS students
rooftop party
Roone auditorium
tbt when Roone hosted Genderf!ck
turn up in Roone
ugly sweaters
Updates Galore

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Bwoglines: Money Edition

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almost titled this "naked edition"
bwoglines
dining halls closed this weekend
neurosurgeon for president
parent$ weekend got me thinking about ca$h
realized it had no relevance to the other stories
thanks Walmart
Walmart saves the day
what elementary school has a resident chef?
what even is a "naked" palette
when you're privileged af
when your town doesn't have a supermarket
who's worse Carson or Trump
why is it called "naked"
wish columbia had a resident chef
wonders of modern technology

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Dark Night Of The (Midterm) Soul

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crying in an abandoned butler hallway while listening to "hello": a memoir about fall 2015 midterms
cut my life into pieces
dark night
dark night of the soul
fall break where u at
i know when that find my iphone bling
just wanna forget all of our worries and celebrate halloween
midterms
we've been listening to sufjan stevens for the past 36 hours
who studies at STARBUCKS

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Is CCSC Okay?

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"go dodgers!
"i told him to stop" non-consensual candidacy?? someone alert BLUE
2benandvivin1day
bottom links: "bylaws" "something else silly"
ccsc
glad ccsc is in capable hands
lorem ipsum is cool though
sameer
sheep
test testing
the app for swipes may have "happened" but it sure as hell ain't helping much

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