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Actual Wisdom: Julie Crawford

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 17 Comments

Finals officially started today! That’s pretty scary. To get you through, Bwog is seeking the advice of some people who won college—namely, your professors. In today’s Actual Wisdom, we talked to English professor Julie Crawford of Fall 2011 Literary Texts and Critical Methods fame. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: All my professional verbs—read, […]

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Digital Stress Relief: Draw in the Snow!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 19 Comments

It’s finals season, and you probably can’t help but compare this year’s experience with previous years—was I better prepared? Did I just have a lighter courseload? Hey, when did I stop getting laid? If you’re anything like Bwog, you also miss another fundamental institution often associated with finals: snow. So instead of studying for that […]

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Stanford Withdraws Bid for Bloomberg Science Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 41 Comments

As reported by basically everyone, Stanford has withdrawn its bid to construct a science and engineering campus in New York as part of Mayor Bloomberg’s campaign to reinvigorate the city’s reputation as a technology hub. Proposals from Columbia, Cornell, NYU, and Carnegie Mellon are still under consideration. Originally considered a front-runner in the competition, Stanford […]

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Overheard: When Shower Snacks Go Awry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Think your roommate’s bad? You may be down a stapler and up a few passive-aggressive handwritten notes, but it’s nothing compared to the adversity that some of our classmates apparently face in their dorm rooms each and every day. A concerned tipster reports overhearing the following roommate complaint, in a Starbucks: “I wish I could […]

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BwogSalon: The Journal of Global Health

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Like that frathlete you met a few weeks ago at the Heights, Bwog doesn’t really want to be exclusive right now. That’s why we’re bringing back BwogSalon, a feature in which we invite other publications to share an article from a recent issue. So sit back, don’t relax, and procrastinate your studies with the following […]

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Ugly Sweaters, Free Food, Inseparable

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 1 Comments

This afternoon from 4 to 6 pm in the Stephen Donaldson Lounge (in the Furnald basement), CQA is hosting their Ugly Sweater Holiday Party. Conveniently scheduled right after the Lit Hum and CC finals—built-in topics of conversation, mirite?—the sweaterfest includes “hot chocolate, eggnog, cider, milk, cookies, and other snacks.” Inspiration via CQA

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But I Thought That Was This Week

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 2 Comments

Filming for The Longest Week, a film starring Jason Bateman, Olivia Wilde, Billy Crudup, and our very own Jenny Slate (!) and to be released in 2012, is taking place on 116th and Claremont today until 5pm. The plot summary on IMDB, which pretty convincingly suggests that this production won’t win any awards, reads: “Affluent and […]

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Pics From Last Night’s Semi-Annual Fire Hazard

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 34 Comments

Update: The band has provided a video showcasing assorted jokes and songs from last night. Relive the action below. Last night, Butler 209 played host to Orgo Night, one of Columbia’s time-honored traditions and the reason many upperclassmen choose to move off campus. Bwog will have a full review later today, but for now, check […]

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Learn Your Limericks!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 9 Comments

Bwog shines equally favorably on all cretins of the Core. We did it for CC, and oh, okay, since you insist, Lit Hum gets a bone too. Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between a breakfast of Red Bull and […]

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Urgent: CC Final Exam

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 10 Comments

We’re confident you know the canon inside and out, but it’s our duty as you scramble together your mechanical pencils, graphing calculator, and Naked protein shakes (you never know…) to remind you that holy shit! You forgot something: Update: Okay fine, but we always post this! Sorry to play tricks on you, but we hope […]

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Bwog In Bed: It’s Go Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2011 4 Comments

Finals start today. Be strong, Columbia. Allow us to whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you blink away the sleep (or lack thereof). This is Bwog in Bed. Bwogline: Facebook released Timeline yesterday, a new feature which puts out front and in order “photos, links and updates for each month and year since they […]

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Le Petit Déjeuner

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2011 15 Comments

Bonjour! If you are in need of a carbohydrate boost after the exhilaration of Orgo Night spirals down and the dread accompanying the fact that you still have a few thousand words to go on that essay you plan to finish tonight begins to set in, procrastinate even further by stopping by Barnard for the annual Midnight Breakfast. This year, it […]

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Bwoglines: Some Modicum Of Success Edition

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#hamitlonhipsters
Burkina Faso protestors; doing it right
bwoglines
imagine Angela Merkel David Cameron and Vladimir Putin at a potluck together
see this is how and why you protest
splash some of that cash this way Mark
that's how you get bullied in elementary school
we liked Hamilton before there was a music about him
who names their daughter Max?

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SGA: Post-Thanksgiving News

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barnard bears
Barnard emergency meal plan
Carol the Barnard Bearoness
cool gals
did you hear Malia Obama wants to go here?
give your left over points!
join SGA
sga
Want to be a VP
want to be on the $10 bill?

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The First Bwog Comment Awards Of Fall 2015

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"a short ugly Italian"
~no columbia rhodes scholars~
like there are already too many MRAs on this campus ....
no really if you are the disgruntled (presumably) new englander please email tips@bwog.com
r/bwog
so do u got the crown or nah

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What Happens At Tom’s Stays At Tom’s

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"I don't think I can fit any more dark meat inside of me
avoiding your family for "journalism"
breakfast at tiffany's
canned thanksgiving dinners at your favorite jewish diner
friendsgiving
holidaze
mmm dark meat
peep the broadway shake in the second quadrant
seinfeld
thanksgiving at tom's
thanksgiving dinner

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Share Love And Pizza With Barnard Emergency Meal Points Program

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barnard > cc??? ;)
donate yo points
even though the pizza in that picture looks kinda gross it still made us hungry
Food Insecurity
psa
sga

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Bwoglines: You’ll Need Munchies Edition

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420 praise it?
bwoglines
fox news: only the greatest and most important info
homer simpson kinda day
mmm donuts
we've heard dunks dunker's donkdonk dinkie's dobby's daddy's dolores'.....
what if they accidentally packaged a turd in reese's wrapping? merry christmas...

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Field Notes: The Giving Of Thanks Edition

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"are you sure you're not a lesbian yet?"
black friday
come to our meetings for a great celebration loaf
crisis of faith
field notes
it's a sign from above if u get so fucked up after your first drink
keith urban
nebraska
our dealer is our best friend
PrezBo is so PrezBo even on the phone
ritz crackers
thanksgiving
the "faint trace of urine" is probs the administration pissing on ur hopes and dreams
the Bible money for alcohol is def sacrilegious
there are two types of people in the world: those who desperately want to crawl back into their mother's wombs and feel safe and full again and those who hate thanksgiving
Veuve Clicquot
vomiting into your hands while on the F train: a state of mind
we found alcohol in a hopeless place
we survived
we're starting a jessica jones support group so email ur deets to tips to join
what IS stuffing??
wow

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Reminder: You Have Cool Friends Graduating This Term

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bwog gets desperate pt 1 million
bwog was born in its final form and never had to have wisdom teeth removed
do you even go here
do you even have friends
even if you're a failure of a senior the people who will be reading with the most keen eyes will be pre/frosh and you are so much smarter than them!!
real talk: our inbox is overflowing but it's always good to have options
senior wisdoms
we are okay with being trolled
we can't afford to be picky

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