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Barnard: Where Every Day is Spring Break

By Bwog Staff on Aug 03, 2011 7 Comments

A year’s tuition at Barnard gets you one year of bona fide Barnard education, or it makes you the owner of Barnard Island, Florida — only 45 minutes from Disney World Orlando! One of our most astute alumni tipsters noted that a recent roundup of private islands currently for sale includes the mythical isle for […]

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Salad Line Is to the Left, Grill to the Right

By Bwog Staff on Aug 01, 2011 13 Comments

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Re: Signing up for Classes and Paying for Them

By Bwog Staff on Jul 31, 2011 14 Comments

Just passing on word that tomorrow, August 1st, will mark the beginning of the second summer registration period. According to an email from Barry the registration wizard Kane, registration will “open on Monday morning, August 1st, at 9:30 a.m.” (Wait what? It’s August!) You can add and drop courses till Friday, August 12th. We noticed a couple […]

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Hawkma Returns

By Bwog Staff on Jul 28, 2011 22 Comments

Like the magnificent phoenix, Hawkmadinejad has risen from the ashes and returned to Columbia. While Bwog’s crack team of orithonologists cannot confirm whether these two photos are of the same hawk, both birds sport a large white patch on the upper chest. Hawkma is probably just back to scope out the incoming crop of freshpeople. […]

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Lost: Keys

By Bwog Staff on Jul 27, 2011 0 Comments

Set of keys with keychain in the shape of a flattened globe. If found please contact ngb2117@columbia.edu.

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Gay Marriages in New York Start Today

By Bwog Staff on Jul 24, 2011 69 Comments

Love is in the air today, the first day that gay and lesbian couples can legally wed in the state of New York. In the city alone, 823 couples—including two of Mayor Bloomberg’s aides—are scheduled to be married. It’s all thanks to the Marriage Equality Act, which passed late last month. In honor of this […]

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Ain’t Misbehavin’

By Bwog Staff on Jul 21, 2011 16 Comments

Manhattanville’s first installment, the Mind, Brain and Behavior Initiative, is rolling full steam ahead, and they’ve put together this new and exciting video to tell you about it. The building itself will be called the Jerome L. Greene Science Center, and it’s supposed to be done by 2015, by which time there should also be […]

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David Helfand Leaves Columbia to Seek Truth

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2011 34 Comments

Almost as famous for the epic proportions of his beard as for his pedagogy, the chair of the Astronomy department and Frontiers of Science mastermind Professor David Helfand will be relocating to Canada. It was reported Monday in a local newspaper in a remarkably hand-wavey way that “Helfand is now on a long term leave […]

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Harrison David Pleads Guilty, Sentenced to 3.5 Months in Jail

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2011 61 Comments

This morning, Harrison David pleaded guilty to a felony charge in New York City Supreme Court. He will be sentenced on August 31st to 6 months of jail time (reduced to 4 for good behavior) at Rikers Island and 5 years of probation. Since he already served 2 weeks in Rikers Island before being released […]

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Brown/White/Grey Hawk Down: Rest In Peace, Hawkma

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2011 21 Comments

We’ve got some (potentially) sad news, folks. Hawkma’s reign over freshmen, upperclassmen, and faculty alike may have come to an end in the wee hours of the night. Though we can’t say for sure whether this is merely a Hawkmimposter, the slain bird does seem to resemble our robust, bloodthirsty friend. Tipster Ze’ev Gebler sent in […]

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I Laughed, I Cried!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2011 12 Comments

An anonymous tipster just let the more fortunate and securely-housed-since-April Bwog know that summer transfer assignments have been released. Go forth and find your fate. Update as of 07/18: Several commenters have replied that they have not yet received their new and improved homes. We can confirm that some have indeed already been released, so […]

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Boringside Heights: Bright, Shiny, and New

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2011 15 Comments

The summer has been anything but dull in Morningside Heights. Perhaps the biggest news of all was the closing of H&H bagels, just downriver at 80th St. H&H was frequently cited as the top rival to our clearly superior Absolute for the best bagels on the Upper West Side, if not the entire city. Perhaps […]

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Some Mid-Break Updates

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anyone else still missing grades??
bwog writes this from bed
dear obama give us your library love bwog <3
first post of 2k15!!!
Title IX
updates during break
we stopped watching netflix to write this for you
what is this award you speak of

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Good Night, And Good Luck

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bwog out
join us!
there will always be snacks

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Some Questions For Our Administrators Come Winter Break

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DSpar
good neighbor my ass
lol goldman sachs
prezbo
q&a live in morningside heights
the hard-hitting questions

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Party Testimonial: Back On The Scene With John Donne

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bathtub conversations
Columbia has dens of sin too but they're more douchey than debauched
ladies love the metaphors
party testimonial
real bad poetry
where's our magical debauchery friend?

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Your Families, And Why You Should Fear Them More Than Finals

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because what you really want during finals is something to dread
Bwog: bringing families together
pretty much have to stop The Economist from giving us jobs
PROTIP: instead of answering try quietly sobbing to yourself!
the looming future

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Actual Wisdom: Tom Harford

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actual wisdom
actual wisdom 2014
deans got jokes
oh we will enjoy every sandwich
rip punk
tom harford
we're always impressed by how profs answer the oral sex or cheese question

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Bwog In Bed: Getting The Hell Out Edition

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bwog in bed
Columbia Core: teaching your to roll with the exhautic
finals are just as bad as Cuban prison sure
passionate love for Jenny Slate that is not at all platonic
Study Tip maybe just a little inspired by "The Middle"

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Meditations On Carman

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carman
carman aesthetics
carman is not ur prison
cheap alcohol
fluorescent lights
is that actually a sylvia plath quote or is it one of those misattributed quotes that dumb ppl make their instagram captions
neon signs
sloppy freshmen
ugly buildings

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