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Professor Archetypes: The Marxist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2010 22 Comments

Bwog got a little misty-eyed when we applauded for our favorite professors yesterday. The end of classes always both feels much too soon and way overdue—in a “shit, I haven’t done anything for this class since the midterm” kind of way. This week, we’ll celebrate the people who teach us things by reducing them to […]

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No Labels: Speeches About Bipartisanship Aren’t Interesting

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2010 13 Comments

On Monday No Labels took over Roone Arledge Auditorium, and Alex Jones was there to check out all of the super-exciting bipartisan action. The event started at the ungodly hour of 8 a.m., and began with an address by the four “founding leaders.” What followed can only be described as uncomfortable. No Labels commissioned Akon […]

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CCSC: One More Time

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2010 33 Comments

Bwog is your exclusive source for CCSC Secret Santa news. Grant D’Avino reports from last night’s festivities. Not much official business took place at CCSC last night. In the words of Learned Foote, “We have one resolution, and then we have pie.” The council began with a brief discussion of the resolution to install publication […]

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Last Call for Closing Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2010 23 Comments

Today is the last day of class. Nuggets, CULPA and otherwise, abound! As per tradition, at the end of the semester we want to hear your professor’s closing remarks. Your professors will say something (they read Bwog! they know what’s up). If it’s mundane/erotic/humorous or pithy in any form, pass it on to tips@bwog.com, or […]

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No Labels Launches Today

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2010 17 Comments

You may have noticed several news vans near campus this morning. They are here to cover an event taking place in Lerner today, whose speakers include Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Senator Evan Bayh, Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, Senator Joe Lieberman, columnist David Brooks, and MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” co-hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski. Over 1,000 people are expected […]

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You’ve Seen the Way That Blood-Thirsty Beast Is Always Lurking

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2010 20 Comments

And now Scabbers is gone!

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Bwoglines: Final Opposition to Manhattanville Denied Supreme Court Hearing

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2010 17 Comments

This morning, the Supreme Court denied a writ of certiorari to Tuck-It-Away and the Singhs, the last parties opposing the Manhattanville expansion scheme, meaning that they will not be considering the case (official court order list from 12/13 here). This formally ends any possible legal opposition to New York State’s use of eminent domain, and […]

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Dear Bwog: When It Rains, It Pours Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 59 Comments

This week brought a doozy of dramatic distractions. Then the sky cried, and Bwog stepped in a puddle of tears. So, we dug up this installment of Dear Bwog from the archives. Dear Bwog, The following is my stream of consciousness while trying to write a paper in 209: Curse you cursor, mocking my mindlessness […]

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Lost: Green and Yellow Umbrella

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 1 Comments

I lost a big green and yellow Nautica umbrella. Can’t really remember where exactly, though. But it was at some point between 11 am and 6 pm today. bsr2116@columbia.edu.

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Printer Armageddon

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 17 Comments

THERE ARE NO PRINTERS WORKING ANYWHERE! If you know where there is a functioning printer, put it in the comments and help out your printerless brethren. UPDATE: Some printers are now working, according to Owl Printers. It’s not Armageddon, there are just more broken printers than usual. Here’s the official word from CUIT: At approximately […]

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Treats Aplenty

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 0 Comments

The Community Impact Leadership Program will be hosting a Winter Warm-up study break for first years (but everyone else is welcome, too!) from 8-9 PM in John Jay Lounge. There will be hot cocoa and a chocolate fountain—yum! Also in John Jay Lounge, a celebration of John Jay’s birthday will include “ungodly amounts of birthday […]

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BwogWeather Episode 13: The Weather IS Lovely

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2010 47 Comments

One night in September, Bwog went to visit Zak. “Zak,” we asked, knowing of his video-production proficiency, “could you maybe help us film for this absurd weather show we’re trying to do? Because we have no idea what we’re doing.” Zak said okay. The next morning, Pat and Zak met to film the first BwogWeather. […]

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A Night in the Life: Out of the Bubble Edition

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but seriously where did Ke$ha go
buy me drinks in a not creepy way
hot body what a commodity
ke$ha 4 lyfe
lithum is for tryhards
NYU gay scene = guys sitting on their phones
Whine up whine up ohhya
YOLO = and excusable fuckup

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We Forgot About Our Vaginas

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actual quote: my vagina motherfucker
dark holes
go grab your mirror and look at your vagina
let's talk about our vaginas
so many middle fingers we loved it
they played drunk in love before the show and bwog already loved it 10/10 would see again
v-day
vagina monologues
we feel bey would be proud of this performance

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Culinary Contrarian: The Liver

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coma bueno
damn i'm hungry
food
foyne or fine?
further investigation is always necessary
hunger
liver
margaritas are actually okay with fish but we say it for ze art
pot cookie inspired writing
y contrarian

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Core Scholars Program: Back In Action

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$200 is totally worth rereading Herodotus
Bwog wants to see many interpretive dance submissions
Columbia Core Scholars Program
engineers have been called to action build us a core
The Core spirit is strong in this one
Winning this is winning at the core which is winning Columbia don't you want to win Columbia?

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PrezBo Announces New Task Force On Personalized Medicine

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a little miffed at not being included on the task force tbh
announcements
are we living gattaca yet
is it a pain to get suddenly named to a huge taskforce for these people?
managing diseases woo hoo
personalized medicine
prezbo
the future is here

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Changes In Grading, No More Internship Credits

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academic affairs
cc
ch-ch-ch-changes
grading
internship credit
policies

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Bwoglines: Young People Edition

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adorable adorable puppies
H1N1 will get us all this year
NASA is awesome
secrets of the universe
The First Lady Michelle Obama
we now can see inside a supernova everyone's mind should be blown
young people are knuckleheads euphemism for incompetent

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CUNIX Homepages That Remind Us Of Geocities, Pt. 2

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AOL: the future of the internet
computer science
comsw1004
cunix
high school musical teaches life lessons
how funny is it when animals use toilets?
one day we will learn how computers work and then not make fun of these people
the magic of cs
these are a few of our favorite things

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