You’re welcome. Yes, you. For what? Glad you asked (see: synergy)—you’re welcome for the second installment of Butler Archetypes! Yesterday’s “Smells Like Weed” portrait should’ve whet your palate; now, brace yourself for a slew of even more Butler-ites. Today, Magnanimous Muffin Sharer Kevin Powers presents us with a vignette of one person whose presence is […]

In this weekly feature, Man about Science Zach Kagan takes a close look at some of the fascinating things Columbia scientists are brewing in the labs. Last week Columbia’s own Brian Greene sermonized science across the nation in his latest PBS special “Fabric of the Cosmos“, where many a blue, shiny spinning thing appeared inside his hands. The first […]

Just long enough for our collective heavy eyelids to close but not long enough for us to repay the egregious sleep-debt we’ve accumulated in the first half of the semester, fall break has left us in a funk. This twilight realm somewhere between lounging and working is reflected in these two boardhops. Overseen in Intro to Comparative Ethnic Study: […]

The lovely Renée Kraiem brings the latest from the SGA. Barnard SGA wants you to fill out a survey on your reaction to the college’s new full-time enrollment fees. Almost a month ago, Dean Hinkson sent out the email that broke the student body’s back; the email briefly outlined Barnard’s new tuition policy, which mandated […]

Winter’s encroaching frost has, for the moment, retreated. Celebrate the little victory with a trip to the Green Market, located between 114th and 116th on Broadway. As always, Bwog brings you this week’s highlights. Milk Thistle returns this Sunday bearing an abundance of dairy: vat-pasteurized milk, chocolate milk, yogurt, and heavy cream. Greenmarket now boasts […]

In case you missed the Republican debate last night, here are some of the takeaways. In case you just want to see Perry’s political career take a nosedive, here’s the video. (Politico) After it came to light that a former assistant coach at Penn State had been repeatedly caught sexually abusing children and that the […]

Between the snowstorm that prematurely ravished barely coated our campus in white, and the fact that it took more than 24 hours for South Lawn to see its first snow penis of the season, things have been pretty unconventional this semester. However, one thing—one Columbia species—has remained consistent amidst all of the chaos: the Butler-ites. Those […]

Fall break end too soon? Where Art Thou?, Bwog’s favorite Wednesday feature gives you a change to relive fall break through culture! And art! If you want to whine about missing fall break and/or submit an event to be featured here, email events@bwog.com. Thursday KCST’s Alice in Wonderland, 8pm in the VagBox (aka the Diana […]

Interested in joining the barren wasteland of a social network that is Google+™? Interested in getting a free T-shirt?  If the answer to either of these questions (but really, just the second one) is yes, head over to the Lerner ramps at 6 pm tonight to pick up yours, and potentially even learn something about the […]

The Road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can, Pursuing it with eager feet, Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet. And whither then? I cannot say.

Well, that was quick. While this fence probably isn’t here to stay, it is still a bit disheartening to have our hopes of enjoying the sight of a bit of green in the last sunny days of the year mercilessly crushed by the presence of this drab eyesore. Right photo by Chris Mulligan

Keep your eyes open for the October issue of The Blue & White, which, after a delay from the printers, has finally arrived to campus! In the meantime, Bwog will honor our heritage/amorous affair with our mother magazine by posting highlights of the upcoming issue online. Among the treats to look forward to: Knickerbocker Motorsports: a surprisingly gripping history, an examination of Columbia’s updated sexual […]