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Columbia Five Offered Plea Bargain, Declined It

By Bwog Staff on Jun 21, 2011 10 Comments

According to Bloomberg, the ADA offered each of the students arrested in the December drug bust plea bargains, and each of the students turned them down. David rejected an offer of one year in prison, the other four rejected offers for five years probation. The defense attorneys sought to divert their cases to treatment, rather […]

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What do you use your toothbrush for when you’re fantasizing about your thesis?

By Bwog Staff on Jun 20, 2011 37 Comments

A self-procalimed “sorority princess” finds unorthodox benefits to her Sonicare. In Daily Intel’s latest installment of their Sex Diary series, “the sorority girl with breast implants,” who hails from our very own Morningside Heights, shares her salacious stories. We (along with numerous tipsters) have deduced from the quips about Health Services’ unavailability and monogamy as […]

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Arrivederci, Campo! Ciao, Il Cibreo!

By Bwog Staff on Jun 17, 2011 22 Comments

Update: We at Bwog have written something of a Campo eulogy, so pour out some crappy beer in honor of our dearly departed and remember what once was: When a new restaurant called Campo first arrived in our humble Morningside Heights, we called it the “New Pertutti” and complained its Italian food was mediocre. Soon, […]

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DSpar Joins the Ranks of Goldman Sachs

By Bwog Staff on Jun 16, 2011 24 Comments

Barnard’s first lady has just been elected to the Board of Directors of Goldman Sachs, where she will serve on the Audit, Risk, Compensation and Corporate Governance and Nominating committees. As you probably know, the financial firm, chaired by powerhouse Lloyd Blankfein, has a less than pristine reputation. Last year, the SEC went after Goldman […]

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How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

By Bwog Staff on Jun 16, 2011 13 Comments

Overseen in the inner-sanctum of Uris. The poster went up some time near the end of the semester. But we’re telling you now:

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Barnard Brings You Secure WiFi

By Bwog Staff on Jun 15, 2011 11 Comments

Citi, Tony Blair, and the Senate have all been hacked. Don’t let the women of Barnard be next! We already told you why it was important that you use encrypted WiFi, back when Columbia launched its secure network. Directions on how to log in to “Barnard Secure” are included in the e-mail to students below. […]

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Claude M. Steele Heads Out West

By Bwog Staff on Jun 13, 2011 29 Comments

Crazy news, good peoples: Claude M. Steele—University Provost and person whose name you’ve seen on emails so often you feel like you know him—has resigned. Stanford, former home to Steele for nearly two decades, offered him the position of Dean of the School of Education. Steele had only just arrived at Columbia from Stanford in 2009. […]

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Registration is Open

By Bwog Staff on Jun 13, 2011 16 Comments

A friendly reminder that you can register for fall classes for a week from today through June 24! Ideally, in mid-June not everyone is sitting at their computer desperately trying to get into Music Hum, so pounce on that place now. Are we having fun yet?

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From SEAS to Shining CE

By Bwog Staff on Jun 07, 2011 93 Comments

Earthshaking news, people: “SEAS” will no longer be called “SEAS.” Instead, as of Fall 2011, it will be “CE” for “Columbia Engineering.” Yes, gone are the days of probing your new NSOP buddy with the pleasingly assonant phrase, “CC or SEAS?” The Student Affairs Orientation page reads: The first newsletter to Columbia College (CC) and […]

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From the Issue: The Scintillating Death of Stanford White

By Bwog Staff on Jun 07, 2011 2 Comments

The summer issue of The Blue & White has introduced you to Brian Greene, an underworld on fire, and Westside ninjas. Now, in the final of three Bluenotes, our field notes from campus, senior editor Claire Sabel scandalizes us with the liebestod of one of the university’s architects. It’s material that genuinely earnest tour guides […]

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You Have This to Look Forward to in 30 Years

By Bwog Staff on Jun 07, 2011 9 Comments

The class of ’81 dined in style in the Ref Room Saturday night. Incidentally, Post-It notes debuted world-wide in 1981. They always seem to come up at reunions. Not a yellow zone tonight!

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Occasional Summer Bwoglines as of 06/06

By Bwog Staff on Jun 06, 2011 4 Comments

Bwog is languidly clearing our virtual newsdesk today, bringing you a selection of interesting and possibly relevant headlines from the past few weeks. We hope that these stories, tenuously connected to Columbia, will reflect a similar degree of detachment from the establishment in your minds. One of the undercover cops in Operation Ivy League was […]

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This Is Not Your Floor

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At the end of hallway is the exit from Spec offices
bwog tells stories
clearly a metaphor for the importance of solid industrial elevator design
friday nights are weird for us too
in real life you'd just fall to your death of course
you're on your phone right now aren't you?

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The Rules Of Conduct And Their Future Discussed At USenate

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Angela Nelson
Jared Odessky
prezbo
rules of conduct
Sharyn O'Halloran
Suzanne Goldberg

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Composer Missy Mazzoli Pays A Visit To The Miller Theatre

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bwog is a man named jan who works on an oil rig
bwog is at times dishearteningly clear
bwog plays the Jew's harp
classy bwog
composer portraits
just use paper
miller theatre
missy mazzoli
yuppies and their tight pants

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Michelle Obama, First Daughters Spotted At Community And Barnard College

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brunching with michelle: a memoir by bwog
community
michelle meets mohi
The First Lady Michelle Obama

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Proximity To Celebrity (And Also A Show), Free!!!

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amour-propre is everywhere
athena film festival
athena film festival 2014
Bwog just wants to have fun
event organizers know what we want
rosie o'donnell

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Bwoglines: Unwanted Encroachment Edition

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2016: yes it starts now
bwoglines
Gentrifying: not a problem if its worse everywhere else
Only a week before Valentines too
The most intimate love being sex and none of your Symposium BS

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Book Bullshit: An Imaginary Conversation With That Guy (You Know The One)

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book bullshitting
Book Snob's initials are BS
books we've never read
don't read Infinite Jest
I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
not passive aggressively directed at anyone in particular
people who don't read books
sorry not sorry
the last book bwog read was the 8th artemis fowl book and it was HELLA good
this is mean but so what

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Deadline Reminder: Living Learning Center Applications Are Due Tomorrow

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community
deadlines
heard that its good times
living and learning in your dorm
llc
turn in your app
where you gonna live
you wont regret it

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